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Shameless Amateurs Vol 1 (yeah my 1st movie)

Posted by eatadump
1:30 PM, Friday, November 7, 2008 .. Link

Chatsworth, Calif – Frathouse Films, the amateur arm of Shane’s World Studios, is releasing the first volume of Shameless Amateurs. The first offering features 17 adorable amateur girls giving you an intimate glimpse into what brings them to real orgasms. The DVD is a 2 disc set loaded with extras like interviews, a photo gallery and bonus footage. But the best extra is the 32 page booklet that comes packaged with the set. With the photo booklet and beautiful 3-panel packaging, the title is sure to be an attention grabber that no fan can pass up.

The movie features 5 girls that were doing their very first scene on camera, providing fans a very intimate view of these first-timers experiencing their first onscreen orgasms. Then covergirl Georgia explores her body while going through the local carwash. It’s raw and real footage of what these sexy amateurs do to achieve ecstatic orgasms.

The movie is the first in an ongoing series that will feature nubile young amateurs exploring their sexuality in different ways. Future volumes will focus on oral and POV sex, always with a bevy of shameless amateur beauties.

Distributors and retailers can order Shane’s World titles, including all Frathouse Films titles, by calling 1-888-SW-RULES or via email at sales@shanesworld.com

I Really Didn't

Posted by eatadump
11:16 PM, Tuesday, October 28, 2008 .. Link

Want to write anything because I liked the picture below so much (lol) Isn't that funny. Well I once again have been criticized for my lack of grammar and punctuation (well at least I spelled those 2 big words correctly) Christian said my blog is funny it's just hard to get through sometimes. I agree, I guess. It usually makes sense to me but I am the one writing the damn thing. No one is above criticism, even myself (lol) so I will do my darn-dest to cut back on my run on stories. The thing that sucks is that's how I think, fast and long. It's like I'm almost afffraid that if I don't get the idea out of my head fast enough I will forget it. Gosh, sucks to be me.

Ooohh, look what I did. Mom! I just started a new paragraph. Anyhow, the past couple of days have been long and agrivating. A friend of mine has been a pain, everything I try and get accomplished feels like it takes for fucking ever. One step forward, three steps backwards, fucking-a! Finally got my movie almost finished. My box art is finalized (yeah) my magazine is being finalized (super yeah) and my street day for my 1st movie is Nov 20 and I am thrilled. I'll post my box cover as soon as I get the color corrected final tomorrow. I'll be interested to see what everyone has to say about it.

Look, I did it again. I had an interesting dinner with my pal Dan tonight, Sammy came and joined us for a bit too. We were laughing about our trip to Berlin and all of the shananigans that went on. I think that the best part of the trip was when we got home I had 2 myspace friend requests from the girls that hated us (lol) Are you kidding me in real life? The girls that all they did was complain want to be my fucking friends? WOW! WHORES! Ya can't live with em and ya can't kill em. That's a completely different movie. What's your rate for snuff? Back to dinner at the super awesome the end place called Pinochio's (is that how you spell it?) in Burbank. I have been a loyal customer there since high school. Know for great Italian food that's reasonable & super good. We polished a bottle Chiante, ate and called it an evening. Not to bad of an end to a shitty day.

I Think This Might Be

Posted by eatadump
8:55 PM, Sunday, October 26, 2008 .. Link

Rocco Reid & Nikki Rhodes? Hahahahaha, nah just an image from one of my favorite sites www.thecobrasnake.com (fucking A fix the link button already) Check it out!

Here Are A Couple More

Posted by eatadump
7:20 PM, Sunday, October 26, 2008 .. Link

Random pics from our trip. These are just us fucking around.

*This is Johnny Thrust & Jim Lane in the hotel lobby of the Kipinsky Hotel. They pretty much hated us there, but the lady at the kids clothing shop thought we were funny as hell.

*That's me getting bitch slapped by a mannequin in the lobby.

*Yeah, I thought this was pretty random as well, a fucking van with surf racks on it. Even better than that they say Surf Club Berlin (I think or maybe it's Surf Shop Berlin) but either way it's classic.

*This is my pal Jim Lane taking a rest at the show.

*A picture of me and my friend Jazz with the man "Rocco"

*Room 1145 at the Hotel Kipinsky, the Presidental Suite, Our shooting room. The room Rocco got busted shooting in 2 years ago in Berlin and went to jail in. The room I found out all these stories about the night after we were shooting until 3am in. Which is also the same floor they closed off to renting because of the noise and amount of people we had in and out. Fucking amazing!

*One of the chicks after one of our shoots, I just thought it was a cool picture. Some random female talent eating room service, probably starving because she hasn't eaten in a couple of days because she's been getting tooled in the butt and she's just chillin, naked, smoking a cigarette. Amazingly sexy but totally different.

Oooooohh Renata

Posted by eatadump
7:15 PM, Sunday, October 26, 2008 .. Link

Renata, Renata, Renata. This by far was my favorite girl of the trip. I thought she was so fucking sexy. I totally had a Euro lame non English speaking ooooohh that turns me on even more work crush on her. Here are a couple of pics from my point & shoot of here after one of our shoots. I think she was waiting for her boyfriend to come pick her up or something, whatever. The point is she is HOT!

Pretty Cool

Posted by eatadump
7:09 PM, Sunday, October 26, 2008 .. Link

Fucking statue, technically I think it's called a "Bust" of Stalin. The weirdest thing about it is that as I was driving by it it totally reminded me of Derrick from LA Direct, weird. Seriously though, the profile totally looks like him. If you look carefully on the top left corner of the "Bust" you can see the hammer & sickle, a sign of the old Soviet Union.

I'm In A Glass Case Of Emotion

Posted by eatadump
6:59 PM, Sunday, October 26, 2008 .. Link

Nevermind, here's a fucking box of cigarettes from Europe that says stupid German shit on the side.

Just Some Funny Signs From Berlin

Posted by eatadump
12:06 PM, Tuesday, October 21, 2008 .. Link

*beat us

*Moorbad, that's Craven's Uncle

*Spark-Ass, this one is for Smokey

*1-STD, this one needs no explanation. Oh man, only 1

Our Haunted Mansion

Posted by eatadump
11:15 AM, Tuesday, October 21, 2008 .. Link

So, besides the fact that we are 3 hours outside of Berlin in Poland, we are also in one of the sacriest houses I have ever been in. Seriously, I am one of those people that have these weird feeling about stuff and they usually end up either happening or at least end up being along the right lines. Well, this house feels creepy! Now I tried to make these pictures a little creepier than they ended up turning out because during the day the place just doesn't have the same creep factor. Here's a couple of the pics.

*Creepy hallway in the basement.

*Creepy stained glass on the 2nd floor stairway.

*The Creepy dinning room with the metal shutters that lock you in, they also close randomly.

*Super creepy stairway up to the 1st floor, complete with squeaky wooden stairs.

*In real life, this is a room that is up in the attic. I don't even want to know what goes on up there.

And to top everything off there is this picture, now I'm not sure exactly what the correlation between flys and weird shit is but there is some kind of connection. Isn't there always fly correlated with the super natural? Well, there is an over abundance of flys here in this place. I swear to god, in Jim's room there was like 60 of them trying to get out of the window but they were all slow and lathargic. Very weird, there were like 3 of them in the bathroom and they were so slow that I could step on them.

This is the house from the street. Pretty fucking creepy in my book.

Ber-Liiiiiin, Berlin Berlin Berlin

Posted by eatadump
9:50 AM, Tuesday, October 21, 2008 .. Link

Here is some footage of us from the Hertha Berlin Soccer game we went to in their Hitler Olympic Stadium. Funny that it's the place where Jesse Owens spanked the Germans in the Summer Olympics. Their chants and the way the Hertha Berlin cheering squad (There was 2 guys rallying everyone and I shit you not it was like Hitler and his little brother or something) still feels very much like a SS movement to me. You tell me. Here's a couple of pictures of us there and here is a link (fucking a it doesn't work here, check out www.youtube.com/eatadump) to a video of the game, very interesting to say the least. We did have a very fun time though. One of the best sporting events I have ever been to.