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All I Know

Posted by eatadump
4:04 AM, Monday, September 29, 2008 .. Link

Is that it is 4:04am and I have been organizing my pictures and cleaning up my hard drives since 6 fucking 30 pm yesterday. God I wish I would of known then what I know now about digital organization for my photos! Are you kidding me right now. I am getting delerious.

Just A Little Something

Posted by eatadump
4:21 PM, Sunday, September 28, 2008 .. Link

So last night I went to the Pirates Premiere and there was one thing I just couldn't get over. That no matter how comfortable I am with my sexuality, no matter what the amount of booze or pills, no matter who my date is I will never be comfortable watching people hump on a big screen with 500 complete strangers. It was just weird, that's all there is to it. Point blank, end of conversation. I do gotta give it up to DP though, the movie looks fucking amazing. The dildo parody in the begining was too fucking funny. Mr. Ben English was fucking hilarious as well, I would of never though of him as a comedian. All in all I was pretty impressed. I would of loved to seen the raw footage of Bella & Jessie's scene though. I'm sure there is some really good shit in there. Proceeded to get drunk next door about 30 minutes into the movie because as I said earlier, it was creepy. My "whoremotional" friend rear ended a car. She has one of those cars that have the back up cam. Well, I saw it coming, obvously she didn't though & BANG! I'm sure a BIG sorry goes out to the person with the Lexus she hit. So as I sit here on a lazy Sunday afternoon and reflect on my weekend I gotta say it was a really fun one.

itsandy.com

Posted by eatadump
2:59 PM, Monday, September 22, 2008 .. Link

Funny little rant from my friend "It's Andy" hopefully you can read the screen cap. OK so you cant read the damn thing I just posted it and it is way fucking small. So here is what he said:

Post title: DJ AM & Travis Barker

People are dying in a senseless war, global warming is causing enormous storms, genocide is being committed in darfor, and our economy is going down faster than a $2 Tijuana hooker and you guys are more concerned with DJ AM & Travis Barker...really??? Wtf is wrong with this picture??

Don't get me wrong, it sucks that they got injured and even worse that those other ppl died in that plane crash, but should that really be your priority??

here's a tip, turn off MTV and turn on CNN!

just my 2 cents

-itsAndy. com

PS

Posted by eatadump
5:35 PM, Friday, September 19, 2008 .. Link

BIG thanks to my boy ITSANDY.COM check out his site bitches!!!

OK

Posted by eatadump
5:28 PM, Friday, September 19, 2008 .. Link

So I didn't get any fricken responses to my Porno Dan Contest and I'm feeling a little let down. Either I run a really shitty contest or people really don't give a fuck about my friend. And that my friends makes me sad. Maybe it was the fact that the party was being held in North Hollywood that scared everyone off, was it too gangsta? Was the over abundance of strange vagina too much for everyone to handle? Was the fact that no one could ever get a handle on Dan to make hanging out with him any fun? I don' t know but I'm not running anymore contests for a while. Either way his party was fun, I shot a gallery for AVN which should be up later today and I'll throw the link up. Something funny about the party was the Perrier booth that they had. Turns out that they were having this promotion and they were calling it Sexier which I though was funny, they also had Kinkier & Flirtier. I ended up drinking Perrier & Cokes all night, no booze for me. So basically it sucked. My liver needs a break, go straight edge (lol) Have a fun weekend. Julia Ann's Bar-B-Q on Sunday, yeah!!!

One Last Thing

Posted by eatadump
10:06 PM, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 .. Link

Before I go to bed this evening.I want to wish Mr Porno Dan a very Whore-ppy Birthday. Tomorrow, his birthday should be afucking blast. Anyone who wants to go should hit him up to get on the list or check out his blog for info (it's in the lnks list bitches)

Yeah, I Have A Pretty Romantic Video To Share

Posted by eatadump
4:49 PM, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 .. Link

You can either CLICK HERE or just click on our Youtube account on the side.

While I Was

Posted by eatadump
2:25 PM, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 .. Link

On the Douche Cruise we stopped in Ensenada Mexico and decided to take our drunk asses to Papa's & Beer. This would of been such a normal easy thing if 1. Cravens wife (almost ex) wouldn't of been on the cruise 2. We wouldn't of had thoughts of all of us ending up in a Mexican jail (she would totally do something like pay the federales to do something like that) 3. They wouldn't of had automatic weapon's on very large 4x4 vehicles that they could run us down with. Well, we made it in and out of Mexico unscathed (well everyone except Jack) and as we got back on the bus and headed back to the ship one thing entered my mind and that was the American Express commercials. Here is our version.

Ticket for Kandi Kruise $500-

Coffee Cake in Mexico $29

Ensenada Tourist T-Shirt $10

Craven making it back to the boat in one piece, PRICELESS!

So I Am Back From

Posted by eatadump
1:01 PM, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 .. Link

My Cruise, the Kandy Kruise or as us who were on the cruise liked to call it the Douche Cruise. Ya wanna know the fucked up thing about it is that 2 days later and a ridiculous amount of water later I still feel like I am on that fucker. Fun times!

Update On Deena Daniels Bukakke Experience

Posted by eatadump
12:59 PM, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 .. Link

Yesterday I get a call from Porno Dan saying that his little sweet cheaks Deena Daniels was trying to get ahold of me. Low & behold here is the message I received this am. well here is the version of what happened to me. as everyone already knows i absolutely love guys! and a bukkake with all guys didnt seem bad at all.....i have watched a few girl/girl bukkake's but they looked terrible because the girls were pretty much peeing on the one girl and laughing at her, it was so bad the girl that was the star started crying. anyway i had no idea that 57 guys would actually show up for this shoot! i had been having a bad week as it is because i have been a little homesick for my family and i was feeling quite lonely. the whole thing couldnt have gone any better. the makeup artist put on extra thick lashes so it shielded all the cum from my eyes :) and she did a fantastic makeup job! the photographer was amazing! she made sure she got all the great shots.....i looked amazing in almost every pic because she was very helpful in helping me pose. the scene was so surreal to me because it was like a dream i had once had a long time ago. in the scene i was sitting on a toilet that was placed in a random empty room.....it started out with me masterbating as if no one was around and then before i climaxed i close my eyes and opened them to find a room FULL of turned on guys. i got to masterbate a little longer while they were all watching. i looked around the room and tried to make eye contact with all of them. each guy was very unique and different from the rest but they all had a little smile on their face....a few guys i knew were there too ;). then i layed back and closed my eyes as every guy came on me...it was very weird but in a weird way i liked it (except that there were a couple guys who need more sugar in their diet) i really wish i could have worn goggles so i knew which guy was cumming on me each time. lol and it would have been hilarious because my goggles are pretty bad ass ha ha i really want to thank jim for giving me that experience, never in my life did i ever think i would be able to get that many guys to come on me so quickly! i dont think i have ever felt more precious in my life! i really felt like the hottest thing in the room! and every guy was soooo nice and soooooo respectful! jim is also the best director in my opinion he made it so easy for me.....and he is so naturally talented with the camera as well as organized in the way he shoots his content. jim is definatly a great person and he has such a positive energy about him that just makes a room glow. i could go on forever about what a cool guy he is....and i have never met his wife but i am sure she is an amazing girl! after the shoot was over a few people helped me out with papertowels so i didnt get it everywhere, dan was there to help me with whatever i needed including a papertowel to shield my pussy from all the cum.....because after the fun was all over ha ha it did gross me out a little :). he guided me to the shower and got all of my shower supplies for me from my porn bag. and to clear things up.....dan is not my boyfriend....he is just a really great friend. i hate having boyfriends because i hate being owned and relationships are based on white lies anyway....ive tried to explain this to porno dan and his friends lol but whatever, i dont mind if they call me his girlfriend its just annoying when they announce it because then i feel like a horrible girlfriend because i couldnt help but flirt with all the guys. im pretty sure i wont have a relationship until i am at least 25, i spent 16-20 years old being in love and 2 of those years i was married and i was faithful till the last month of the 4th year which is very very hard for me to do. he he. so right now im just having fun and experiencing life because before porn i had never even been to a club...i never even drank until i was 20. im very blessed to be in porn and get paid to get laid! it also has changed my life in ssoooooo many ways. i am so secure with myself and so much more aware of my body, i also have learned that i can find just about 1 thing in every guy that turns me on :) as long as they arent a jerk. and i have overcome so many fears! and re-enacted so many of my dreams and fantasies......ITS FUCKIN AMAZING!. ------------oh ya and one more thing, cum is amazingly great for your hair. i have never had hair this soft before :)

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