Friday, January 8, 2010 - I'm Not Even In Vegas & I Have
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| Exclusive news. Rumor has it that someone got thrown in jail after having a fight with her boyfriend in the casino. I'm sure you'll hear who it is soon enough, just know that I knew 1st (lol). She's up for a ton of awards and I'm guessing that she's not going to be able to get back into the casino to sign. More to come... .. . She's my pal so I dont really wanna put her on blast but the fact that she beat up her dude is amazing though. |
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 - I Think
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| I might send flowers with a card that says:
ORAL ASSISTANT WANTED
Assistant with excellent hand/o*ral skills for part-time position with clean, sophisticated male with excellent industry connections (HAHAHAHA).
$500 per month, for perhaps 10 hours a month. Often less.
Steady work for a bright interesting woman.
All ages considered 18-30. Personality counts! Businesswomen preferred.
All replies treated with total dis_cretion. Your privacy will be maintained at all times.
Apply today with a small photo and an interesting email. Earn immediately.
OK thats from Craigslist but it's a good start. |
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 - Something Interesting
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| So, I'm not very excited to say this but it had been like 3 years since I had been to the dentist. Since I am a full time whore, whoreing my photo skills to a big porn company I have coverage. Go figure! Who would of ever thought I would have dental in porn. Anyhow, getting back to my story. I go to the fricken dentist. Dreading my cavity count. By my totals I was going to have like 3. I drink a ton of coffee and that damn vanilla sweetner cant be good for your tombstones. Anyhow, sign in, get greeted and whammy! The fucking dental assistant is a major babe. Not just like wow, LIKE WOW! Amazing. So here I am getting escorted back to my chair of pain & death by the Victoria's Secret of dental hygienists. I sit down for what now is not only going to be uncomfortable but now completely awkward hour of oral probing. The weirdest thing happened (besides my mild chubby) I was looking at her eyebrows. She had amazing, perfect eyebrows. Is it possible that I now have a new fetish? Out with the tan lines and full bush and in with the full eyebrows? Maybe living in Glendale is rubbing off on me. Anyhow, as I stared deeply into her eyes as she hit nerve after nerve I kinda realized I like this chick. And before I could even get a good sweat going she was done. She could be the perfect woman. Makes good money, doesn't talk back (actually she didn't even really talk at all) has a smoking body (even through those dickies I could tell) beautiful face and eyebrows (lol) and what did I do? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Fucking looser. Now I'm sitting here trying to figure out what to do besides wear my dunce cap. On a good note, I had no cavites. YEAH! Go figure. |
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009 - Uuuuhh Hello?
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| Can you say stoked? 2 AVN Noms. Best Amateur Release & Best Packaging. Fun stuff, see what happens when you actually care about your product? This is proof that just because you don't advertise in AVN it doesn't mean they wont recognize you. I'm poor, I don't have that kind of budget (lol) Thanks to my designer Todd T. That's it. |
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - No Words.
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| Fuck Fuck Fuck! Damn upload button. Well there is a really funny pic that is gonna go up here real soon. |
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Monday, November 9, 2009 - BLACKBERRY TOUR ROCKS
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Monday, November 9, 2009 - Poached From XXX J's Blog
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| iPorn Scam Revealed: User Numbers are a fraudâFrancis Koenig ripping off advertisers
Apparently it was not enough for Francis to rip off AdultVest investors for millions of dollars, now he has turned his sights on ripping off the adult industry itself. Francis has bilked lots of porn advertisers out of some big dollars by faking the iPorn user numbers. Not only does Francis claim that iPorn is worth $1 B, he is telling advertisers that iPorn has 500,000 unique users per day (the real number is 8K/day) and making copies of his Alexa ranking as proof. This is how he perpetrated his scam:
In late May, iPornâs Alexa ranking was 201,000. A few weeks later it was 2,986. This type of meteoric growth is nearly impossible. In iPornâs case, it was fraudulent. Francis spent tens of thousands of dollars with traffic brokers to purchase garbage traffic â skimmed traffic redirects, pop-unders and 404 error redirects. In fact he purchased 25 million of these hits from one traffic broker alone. This is the kind of traffic that users have no idea how they got on a site and just click on the site to close itâŚbefore it pops up againâŚand againâŚand again. Of course nothing converts because these users never meant to go to the iPorn site in the first place and most leave within seconds â the amount of time it takes to find the close window button.
Francis figured out how to game his Alexa rankings by throwing lots of dollars to get tens of millions of hits in a short period of time. Once iPorn broke into the top 3000 ranking on Alexa, Francis instructed his salespeople (most who have left the company because they did not want to be part of Francisâ fraudulent scheme) to make screen capture shots of the ranking and start âdialing for dollarsâ calling every company that advertises on porn sites and getting pre-payments based on his Alexa ranking. Francis targeted a few of the larger companies to contact himself, to create six figure deals to rip them off personally.
Surprisingly, many top companies fell for the scam and prepaid ad dollars, and a few of the larger companies entered into more complicated deals so that Francis could charge them the really big bucks. Some of these larger companies did a 2 or 3 day test to confirm the numbers. When this occurred, Francis purchased some higher quality traffic just during the test phase to be sure that the conversion rates were not in the toilette. After the testâand AFTER the money was wired into his bank accountâFrancis would turn off the higher quality traffic because he was losing money on it.
This was a good scam because it is believed that Francis raked in well over $500,000 within the past month from his victims. Now, of course, there was the small problem of delivering on the numbers. Advertisers quickly started phoning iPorn demanding their money back. So Francis devised another scheme and ordered one of his techs to create a script to send 50% of this phony traffic directly to the advertisers on a rotation basis so they would see lots of clicksâbut to have the traffic appear that it was coming from iPorn and not directly from the traffic brokers.
The other 50% of the phony traffic still goes to iPorn to keep the Alexa rankings high so he can continue to perpetrate his scam. However, Francis does not want to blow all his new cash on traffic (he needs most of it to spend on his lavish lifestyle since he already blew all the AdultVest investors money), so you will see that his iPorn Alexa ranking has been slipping.
And those poor advertisers, they are now getting clicks from users who not only have no idea who iPorn is, but have no idea how they got to the advertisers ads in the first place. Do you think there are good conversions going on? Well, I bet the advertisers know their notâand if they read thisâthey now will know why.
But Francis has not stopped there. Quick recap: 1) Francis bilks well-heeled investors for millions in AdultVest, 2) Francis bilks porn advertisers and other big companies for hundreds of thousands. What is the encore?
Now he has targeted the âlittle guyâ and trying to bilk people not in the industry out of their life savings by attempting to sell âiPorn clone sitesâ for $25K each. These clone sites are exact duplicates of the iPorn site, but with a different logo slapped on itâand Francis gets the cash upfront plus 50% of any ad revenue on the site. Now, these so called clone sites does not take very long to create and charging $2500 might be a stretchâbut $25K is robbery. And of course, Francis is sending some of his phony traffic to the clone site (yes, he already found one poor sucker to take him up on his offer) to âproveâ that this was a legit deal. Well you can be the judge of this one.
I finally come to the end of posting my iPorn expose. Fact is stranger than fiction and knowledge is power my friendsâso anyone else that gets ripped off by Francis Koenig canât say that they were not warned beforehandâŚunless of course they donât read this forum. So do this industry a huge favor and share this posting wherever you can.
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 - Rumors Rumors Rumors
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 - FEDOR NOW ON RVCA
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| Fedor Vladimirovich Emelianenko is now on the RVCA Team. How's that for a sick combo? BJ Penn, Vitor Belfort & Fedor. Amazing! Not to mention the supporters, looks like RVCA is taking a big bite out of the MMA apple! Check the link to see their site. |
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009 - Could Not Disagree More
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| With the comments made on www.411mania.com about Brock Lesnar. Brock is not someone I would want to hang out with. I think he looks like an idiot most of the time to tell the truth. I think he brought too much WWF aggro shit into MMA but that being said he seems like he's mellowed out alot lately too. Pretty much anyone who wears Affliction in probably not someone I would care to be hanging out with. But his domination of his fights are not on weight only.
Look back to Rickson Gracies fights especially vs Zulu (link broken) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEWUmDk9xhw there is a 40 pound weight difference and Zulu gets dominated so that throws the weight issue right out the window. I would say that technique has alot to do with fights as well. He has to have some kind of skill to keep Randy down for that long. I give props to anyone who gets into the octagon. Brock a douche? Maybe. Dominant force now? Yes. Forever? No.
Do I smell a Brock vs Kimbo soon???
You heard it here 1st (lol) |
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Saturday, September 12, 2009 - Best Thing I've Seen In A While
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| Proof that girls are evil:
First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil
So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil |
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Friday, September 4, 2009 - Shameless Amateurs V2
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| Streets next week fuckers! It's sick!!!!!! Flaunt Magazine art directed the box (my boy Todd) and the chicks are fucking hot! The authoring was art directed by myself as was the the poster inside the box and the box design (which is really fucking cool) There's 2 bonus scenes that you have to visit ShamelessAmateurs.com to unlock and the menu's are something I have never seen done before on a video so check it out for at least the ideas. Double sided poster, 2 bonus scenes, great box design and intimate videos. SAV2 |
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Friday, September 4, 2009 - Memorial???
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| What is everyone getting into? The obv the Lake, the River, the Beach. This is pretty much the last shabang for Summer. Not that the heat is letting up any. Seems like every year Summer is starting later and lasting longer. Global warming! That's it. If ya have anything fun going on and want me to plug it hit me @ eatadump@gmail.com |
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Thursday, September 3, 2009 - Long Night
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| Before the long weekend. Doesn't help any that I blew my shoulder out of socket last night. Not really what I call a fun night but it was more than interesting to say the least. So I moved into a super schwanky new spot. Not the Playboy Mansion or anything but def a step in the right direction. My boy turned me onto these work out straps from this site called monkeybargymnasium.com Anyhow, they are these adjustable straps with handles that attach to pull up bars. You can raise them or lower them for pull ups, dips, push ups ect. Anyhow, I put together this contraption that looks like an E that my friend mounted into the ceiling for my straps to attach to. Cut to 2 months later and I have used my straps a ton, 3 times a week and then yoga 3 times a week equals a pretty f-ing good routine. Well obv the extreme heat and my place being a little on the older side affected the wood. So here I go last night to get a quick workout in and I hear a crrreeeeaak, sqqquueak and I do another one, ssqqquueak, crreeeak and I drop down for another dip and as I push up BLAM!!!! The huge fucking plumbers tube contraption (must weigh like 30 lbs with a 4 HUGE fucking 4 inch screws sticking out of it) comes crashing down on my shoulder and back. WHAM!!! I hit the floor and freak thinking I have just been speared. I go into the bathroom expecting the absolute worst and nothing. Well nothing except I look like a freak. My shoulder slopes like lerch and hurts like hell. Well here I go into the hallway and the only good wall I have without pictures and wham, once in to the wall, nope, nothing. Wham again, there it is. The fucking thing is back in, my shoulder hurts like hell and so much for getting my fitness on. Lesson, fucking a metal hurts!!!! |
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Monday, August 24, 2009 - SKYPE MY TWITTER FACEBOOK
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| I do actually like the twitter thing though. Just wish they would get on it and allow yo to post pics instead of links, fucking gay! |
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Monday, August 24, 2009 - I Haven't Really
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| Been in the mood to do much lately since I have been working my ass off. Really, the last thing I want to do is sit on the computer after sitting on the computer all day (lol) but I figured it was time to say something. It's kinda weird because now I'm working for a BIG company and something that I might of normally of said here could end up getting me in trouble, go figure. So me being the ridiculously smart person that I am just took a time out. Rather have nothing being said than have to censor it. Nothing really interesting to post either, believe it or not it's been pretty uneventful over here. Everyone heard about the Tanner thing, what else? That HIV scare, what else? Who's out of the business? Penny Flame, out. Presley Maddox back in??? Yep, that's right. Jenna Haze is winding down shooting for other people as well. Blah, Blah, Blah. Unlike everyone has said DVD sales are still doing pretty good for certain companies. While others are relying on the internet as the promise land (well their about 10 years late) since pretty much anything you want out there is free. I'm thinking that the DVD market is a great way to kinda deal with piracy. At least for a couple of days until your fucking DVD is ripped to shit and available for download on Pirate Bay. Is VOD the new promise land? Comics? Sounds like a lot of the heavy hitters are thinking it's Webcam. With all the new live shows, that seems like all the rage. Me, I'd like to watch a fucking DVD and jerk it to someone I actually don't know. Or even an Amateur POV on mute so I don't hear the guy at all. Hey, there's an idea. Quite POV's. Or how about dry humping (lol) Well anyhow, back to shooting BIG OILED ASSES. Have a nice day. |
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 - BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| I GOT MY FUCKING CHECK FROM METRO!!!!!! OMG. IT HASN"T CLEARED YET BUT IT IS DEPOSITED> STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO... .. . |
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 - METRO SUCKS ASS, NO ONE WORK FOR THEM! EVER!!!!
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Thursday, July 2, 2009 - Metro = LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Yet again I have been put on the "Metro List For Payment!" Apparently from the sources that be I've heard that they are having hard times. Yet they continue to shoot. Pay out their Directors (I'm sure that is bound to go south any minute too) Book Talent (Which I'm sure many of them are being stiffed as well) and just ignore the problem. This is rumor I have heard about Metro since I have been in the business. I've had to wait a month for payment from them before because apparently the director fuckedup the packet she turned in but that was it. Metro used to equal slow payment, Metro now equals no payment. If I get this check I will be shocked but until then my BLOG will remain devoted to outing this lame company... .. . The Saga Continues... .. . . . |
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 - Fat Is The New Black!
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| So, seriously. My friend called me this weekend, on Friday to be exact and was like "YO! I went to this Rave last night and it was off the chain!" Literally, this is how he talks. He said, we have to go on Saturday. There is "Mad Trim" there (*trim - super hot girls, 8's 9's & 10's , chicks you'd def. wanna put your willy in) Anyhow, we headed down to this "rave" called Electric Daisy Carnival and it was as he said "Off The Chain" my friends. Never in my life have I seen so many little half naked hotties running around. The 2nd thing I noticed was there were also alot of fat chicks wearing hardly anything too! I mean come on. Literally, no shame in their game at all. Fat girls in skimpy clothes, or lack there of. Seriously, Fat is the new black. It's cool (not really) everyone is doing it. 3rd, there are alot of Gay Cholos in LA! But Raves, wow! I haven't been in a long time and ya know what? The Kids Are Alright! |
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