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Ber-Liiiiiin, Berlin Berlin Berlin

Posted by eatadump
9:50 AM, Tuesday, October 21, 2008 .. Link

Here is some footage of us from the Hertha Berlin Soccer game we went to in their Hitler Olympic Stadium. Funny that it's the place where Jesse Owens spanked the Germans in the Summer Olympics. Their chants and the way the Hertha Berlin cheering squad (There was 2 guys rallying everyone and I shit you not it was like Hitler and his little brother or something) still feels very much like a SS movement to me. You tell me. Here's a couple of pictures of us there and here is a link (fucking a it doesn't work here, check out www.youtube.com/eatadump) to a video of the game, very interesting to say the least. We did have a very fun time though. One of the best sporting events I have ever been to.

Polish Privates Updated:

Posted by eatadump
4:57 AM, Monday, October 20, 2008 .. Link

Venus show is wrapped and after a drunken week I am back at the Polish boarder with whores that do not speak english again. Here they are in order of their nicknames:

Godzukie aka Trannie aka Stilts
Shit Hole aka Stripes
Jenny Baby aka Hydroxy Cunt
Siberian Huskie aka Carnie
Hooker
Renata aka Glowing
Bitch aka Acne
Heisman

What a list of A-Team all stars. The most redeaming qualities of these girls is that they do not speak a lick of english, and that to me is a fucking turn on. Imsofuckinghorny.com More fun and pictures to come later on this evening when me and Dan get a chance to sober up. Whore-Chata.

Cherie Rose's Booty...It's what's for dinner

Posted by xswamp
11:43 AM, Friday, October 17, 2008 .. Posted in bubblebuttbonanza.com .. 0 comments .. Link

WARNING: This ass may be fatal to the weak at heart! In other words, if you can't handle this ass, run for your life cause it's a straight up killer booty! So check it, I;m out cruisin' and I spot this insane ass swayin' and bent over a broken ass car...my jaw would hit the ground if my dick wouldn't have got in the way! Watch as this hot Salsa dancer gives up that spicy Latina booty!

Bailey Brooks gets filled full of monster cock

Posted by MonsterCocks
11:14 AM, Friday, October 17, 2008 .. Posted in MonsterCocks .. 0 comments .. Link

Nice green eyes, perky tits and a round bubble ass... What more could a man want? How about sharing her with 3 brotha's with the biggest cocks around! Watch as Bailey gets crammed full of big black cock sausage and gets her face covered in cock sauce!

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Morgan Reigns gets tricked into giving up her snatch!

Posted by MILF Invaders
10:56 AM, Friday, October 17, 2008 .. Posted in Milfs .. 0 comments .. Link

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Staci Thorn gets a mouthful of a real Mann

Posted by Blackzilla
10:51 AM, Friday, October 17, 2008 .. Posted in My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla .. 0 comments .. Link

Staci Thorn is in for a real big surprise...Its the monster cock that lays between the legs of Richard Mann! Does she have what it takes to take on this massive cock? Log in and find out!

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The Post I Probably Shouldn't Write

Posted by eatadump
6:37 PM, Wednesday, October 15, 2008 .. Link

But will anyway. As I am here in Europe there is one thing that escaped me, that boggled my mind, I even had to call my friend because it was kinda fucking with me. Talent Testing. Here is the deal, I love AIM Health Care, they are fucking awesome. Scotty is the fucking best blood taker I have ever had. No more swiss cheesing my arm up. But in reality I find that there are some facts that just don't site with me right. Once again why I am writing this blog. We all know that being in the adult industry we take a risk, un-protected sex is a risky business, point blank, the end. Well being over in Europe has brought to my attention another thing. Now we all remember when we had the last AIDS scare in Los Angeles and the industry shut down, well, not really. There were plenty of people still working, me being one of them. How foolish & stupid was I? I was just shooting pictures but still, com on. Looking back on it, how foolish was it of anyone. I realize that we all need to make our money (I am first to blame) but how very stupid was that of us. Fast forward to this trip to Berlin:

None of the girls that are here know how to read American tests, they just look at the piece of paper and nod their heads and say OK, OK, OK. They have no idea of what the paper actually says. That is obvious by watching them fill out a model release. They have no fucking clue what is going on. They are not stuid by any means but they can not read English, as I can not read Polish, German or Hungarian. It say Negative, Negative, Negative but for what? It could be from a fucking smog test for all I know. There needs to be one world wide testing service that is the standard that all tests are held to. One that is multiple languages, accessable world wide, and is free to use. Shit, the test are fucking expensive enough, doesn't my $120- cover a link? Shit charge me $130- and we'll call it even. BUT, the point of my story being, me being here and shooting is like me endorsing it. Who would of thought that I would of gotten a concience here in Berlin. This is something that I have never had to deal with before. Not the having a concience thing but actually feeling responsible for someone else's health. Kinda like that Gina Lynn thing where I didn't take her pics because she couldn't stand up, hey but that is another completely different story

I Have Never Been

Posted by eatadump
5:54 PM, Wednesday, October 15, 2008 .. Link

So addicted to the internet before in my life. I am actually looking forward to when I'm done with my day so I can get on this thing and try an equate some sort of normalcy with logging into my myspace account. Wow, how fucking wack is that? Who would of thought that it would ever come to this (lol) Seriously though, I was really looking forward to my trip over here to Berlin for the Venus Show. Who know? Maybe after the show acutally fucking starts I will feel differently. Maybe that it's the fact that we are in the middle of fucking nowhere! Literally, we are over 2 hours from Berlin. Are you kidding me in real life? Obvously not! We are literally like 20 minutes from Poland (hence the polishprivates.com pictures lol) What else, got yelled at by a fucking agent that I don't even know for taking his girls to Poland, oh yeah, I forgot, its 20 fucking minutes away, my bad asshole! Jesus H Christ! I cant wait to meet the dude, apparently he is coming to town tomorrow. He better be a big mother fucker (lol)

Seriously though, the place we are staying at is like a haunted fucking mansion. The first night I was here I was scared shitless. This place would make one of those haunted house shows look like a happy Sunday stroll in the park. There are rooms that are titled, private that are locked, there is one also titled BAD! That's when I decided that I was not staying in the guest house. There literally is a room titled BAD! Then the room next to it, the one that Dan is sleeping in has a fucking crib! Are you really kidding me? I mean I know Dan is a sick fuck but come on. Wait, he probably brought it from home, my bad (lol) There is the jackelope room, downstairs in the guest house too, there is like 15 of their little skulls on the fucking wall.

Lets move on to the main house, besides all the creepy girls that are here with us. Seriously, I feel like I am in the movie Hostel, I'm waiting to wake up in some weird ass industrial center with some dude sticking a screwdriver in my eye. At least I will know where the train station is to jump. These girls are like the Polish versions of the girls in Hostel though. No where near as hot, there is no way that I am going to take on for the team with these ho's. Alright more creepy things, there is a basement that looks like a bomb shelter, probably from WW2, Hitler probably hid out here. Now Obanan is doing Polish Privates in the attic with random whore number 2,322 using all of our lights that we need to complete our scenes. Fucking amazing but totally different. All the girls have, wait, lemme rephrase that, most of the girls have the worst fucking attitude ever. Although (long pause) I'm not too sure if I had to be getting tooled for a living I would have the hugest smile on my face either, that is unless I was getting tooled by me (lol) Does that make me gay? But anyways that's their bad for a bad choice of careers. But thank god that they do it because if they didn't I'd be shit out of luck and a job. The attick here is really creepy too, the windows all have these metal iron shades that completely cover the whole window and are motorized. So basically when you lower these fucking things you are completely shut the fuck in. Ya can't escape to go anywhere. On a good not though, It's only 3;15 am and I am finally off (lol)

Now on to a subject that is probably gonna fuck with alot of people, shit ya know what, this deserves it's own post.

EUROPE SUCKS ASS!!!

Posted by eatadump
10:03 AM, Wednesday, October 15, 2008 .. Link

But that is a total different story that I will get into later on this evening. Here are a couple of pictures to keep you tied over until then... .. .

Kayla Synz's another housewife trying to make rent!

Posted by xswamp
4:27 PM, Friday, October 10, 2008 .. Posted in housewivesneedcash.com .. 0 comments .. Link

Now Kayla Synz is a special kind of wife just trying to make rent. So when her man didn't bring home the bacon we were in luck! It's not everyday you find a hot wife willing to give up that snatch, and for just a few extra bucks, even her man can live with that!

Regan Reese sets her sights on Ballbusting

Posted by Smutguy
4:22 PM, Friday, October 10, 2008 .. Posted in Extreme Ball Busters .. 0 comments .. Link

Big tits, lots of tattoos and a plethora of piercings make Regan Reese one heck of a piece of eye candy! Regan looks fierce but is a natural softy. After a few minutes and a bit of target practice, Regan Reese quickly finds herself punching and kicking with full force!

Amber Rayne takes cock in every hole!

Posted by MonsterCocks
4:16 PM, Friday, October 10, 2008 .. Posted in MonsterCocks .. 0 comments .. Link

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Jordan Kingsley gives up that sweet MILF muff

Posted by MILF Invaders
4:04 PM, Friday, October 10, 2008 .. Posted in Milfs .. 0 comments .. Link

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Chloe Chanel gets a chocolate treat!

Posted by Blackzilla
3:48 PM, Friday, October 10, 2008 .. Posted in My Daughter's Fucking a Black Dude .. 0 comments .. Link

Oh so young and oh so sweet, Chloe Chanel just couldn't resist the big black meat. She took it in her mouth and in her snatch, this is one episode of My Daughters Fucking a Black Dude you wont want to miss!

All I Know

Posted by eatadump
4:04 AM, Monday, September 29, 2008 .. Link

Is that it is 4:04am and I have been organizing my pictures and cleaning up my hard drives since 6 fucking 30 pm yesterday. God I wish I would of known then what I know now about digital organization for my photos! Are you kidding me right now. I am getting delerious.

Just A Little Something

Posted by eatadump
4:21 PM, Sunday, September 28, 2008 .. Link

So last night I went to the Pirates Premiere and there was one thing I just couldn't get over. That no matter how comfortable I am with my sexuality, no matter what the amount of booze or pills, no matter who my date is I will never be comfortable watching people hump on a big screen with 500 complete strangers. It was just weird, that's all there is to it. Point blank, end of conversation. I do gotta give it up to DP though, the movie looks fucking amazing. The dildo parody in the begining was too fucking funny. Mr. Ben English was fucking hilarious as well, I would of never though of him as a comedian. All in all I was pretty impressed. I would of loved to seen the raw footage of Bella & Jessie's scene though. I'm sure there is some really good shit in there. Proceeded to get drunk next door about 30 minutes into the movie because as I said earlier, it was creepy. My "whoremotional" friend rear ended a car. She has one of those cars that have the back up cam. Well, I saw it coming, obvously she didn't though & BANG! I'm sure a BIG sorry goes out to the person with the Lexus she hit. So as I sit here on a lazy Sunday afternoon and reflect on my weekend I gotta say it was a really fun one.

itsandy.com

Posted by eatadump
2:59 PM, Monday, September 22, 2008 .. Link

Funny little rant from my friend "It's Andy" hopefully you can read the screen cap. OK so you cant read the damn thing I just posted it and it is way fucking small. So here is what he said:

Post title: DJ AM & Travis Barker

People are dying in a senseless war, global warming is causing enormous storms, genocide is being committed in darfor, and our economy is going down faster than a $2 Tijuana hooker and you guys are more concerned with DJ AM & Travis Barker...really??? Wtf is wrong with this picture??

Don't get me wrong, it sucks that they got injured and even worse that those other ppl died in that plane crash, but should that really be your priority??

here's a tip, turn off MTV and turn on CNN!

just my 2 cents

-itsAndy. com

PS

Posted by eatadump
5:35 PM, Friday, September 19, 2008 .. Link

BIG thanks to my boy ITSANDY.COM check out his site bitches!!!

OK

Posted by eatadump
5:28 PM, Friday, September 19, 2008 .. Link

So I didn't get any fricken responses to my Porno Dan Contest and I'm feeling a little let down. Either I run a really shitty contest or people really don't give a fuck about my friend. And that my friends makes me sad. Maybe it was the fact that the party was being held in North Hollywood that scared everyone off, was it too gangsta? Was the over abundance of strange vagina too much for everyone to handle? Was the fact that no one could ever get a handle on Dan to make hanging out with him any fun? I don' t know but I'm not running anymore contests for a while. Either way his party was fun, I shot a gallery for AVN which should be up later today and I'll throw the link up. Something funny about the party was the Perrier booth that they had. Turns out that they were having this promotion and they were calling it Sexier which I though was funny, they also had Kinkier & Flirtier. I ended up drinking Perrier & Cokes all night, no booze for me. So basically it sucked. My liver needs a break, go straight edge (lol) Have a fun weekend. Julia Ann's Bar-B-Q on Sunday, yeah!!!

One Last Thing

Posted by eatadump
10:06 PM, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 .. Link

Before I go to bed this evening.I want to wish Mr Porno Dan a very Whore-ppy Birthday. Tomorrow, his birthday should be afucking blast. Anyone who wants to go should hit him up to get on the list or check out his blog for info (it's in the lnks list bitches)

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