Soooooo-o
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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(this was supposed to get posted last weekend, for some reason it didn't, sorry) I have to shoot a girl that I am realllllly not that into! Actually she is a pain int the ass. This should be a fucking blast. Always fun when you hear shit through the grape vine (reliable friends) that someone says about you. As a matter a fact you are going to have to hold that soft-core fucking piledriver for 30 minutes. Oh did I mention that it's IR and she'll be getting tooled for a very long time! Can't fucking wait. Talk shit about me some more and you'll be holding that position forever bitch. Maybe she's just mad because I never gave the chub rock a second look or put her in the rotation. Either way, I love my life!
Dirty Place I Have To Work
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Saturday, March 21, 2009
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I am so fucking over shooting in super skeezy locations! If I have to shoot another fucking day at Remmet Studios I think that I am going to off myself! Fucking-A! I swear to god that I spend half my rate on cleaning & disinfecting spray every time I go there. I wonder seriously how much infection is in that place? Or just studios or shoot houses in general. Not clowning the guy but I always feel like I need a good scrubbing after I leave the joint. Better yet, maybe I should just set myself on fire! I'm burnin, I'm burnin. Nothing really too interesting here on the homefront. Just keeping the site going and shooting as much as I can. I just shot a super cuties first scene the other day. Pretty sure she is going to be my new box cover. She is fucking cute as hell. Wont let the cat out of the bag quite yeet but as soon as I have the art I will put it up.
What does everyone think of a black & white box cover? I was gonna do that for the next one. Any info on that? Hit me up on the email. Have a good rest of the weekend.
Shameless Amateurs.com Finally Fucking Launches!
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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Why's Weed So Strong?
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Sunday, March 15, 2009
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So last night was my boy Tofer's art opening. Had a great time over there. It's so sick to see one of your friends really excel in something. This guys art is pretty amazing, makes you just really want to focus on things that are super important. Get focused people. Then rolled from there over to Crazy Girls for a second to chill out and get a drink. Got a call from a homie that was over at what's that place with the bull called in Hollywood? Saddle Ranch? Anyway went over there for a bit. Watched really ridiculously big girls get tossed repeatedly off the mechanical bull. That was fun for about 10 minutes. Then we headed outside to say our good bye's and low and behold what happened? Well the chicky put her phone down to light her cigarette and never picked it up. She smoked the thing and we all hugged and they were gone. 5 minutes later I was finishing up my drink and look down and see her phone. I grab the little fucker and go to see if I can catch her before she leaves. I catch up to her and her girlfriend at the parking lot. Full squat, and halfway through a good piss her eyes light up. gave her the phone, she said she owed me big time, blah, blah, blah, your a dirty whore and I'm out. 10 minutes of drunk (well make that buzzed) driving later and I was at my friends after party for his show @ the place called Temporary Space's. Fun little spor full of all sorts of whiper snappers. More drinks ensued and BLAM! Before I know it, it's 2am and the place is closing.
Another 10 minutes of drunken driving and I am at the after after party at my boys house. Now here is where the Mara-Ja-Juana comes into affect. My boy pulls out the bud that is the king of all fucking buds, I mean like straight Cheech & Chong shit. It's called Plane Wreck (Not to be confused with my boy Train Wreck aka A1REK) Well 1st off I never smoke, I mean hardly ever. 2nd the name should of let me know right there. 3rd, after smoking this shit, and I only had 2 fucking small hits I was glued to the fucking couch. Everyone was having a good time, talking, ect ect. But me, I was the observer. Glued to the fucking couch. Seriously, I think I was in and out of conciousness for like 3 hours. Woke up at around 6am and headed home in a daze. Slept until like 2pm the afternoon and finally got my day started. Way to go looser. Hence the name of this one, I need some of that beginner shit. I need like train wheel weed. The shit you start on. Fuck Plane Wreck!!!
Cheeta's El Bar
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009
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That was my night! Started off finishing up a super long day at the good ol El Bar. Polished off a couple Stella's then got the call to meet my boy over at Cheeta's for some good ol fashioned debauchery with some grim strippers. That place is so fucking hit & miss! One night you have amazing Russian whores, the likes that give my favorite porn girls Georgia Jones & Karlie Montana a race in the booty department to just crack hookers. Fucking amazing! Peace! I was out and on my way home. Gave my boy Jay a call and he was like "El Bar Yo!" So back to the amazing El Bar it was until closing & for sure nursing a hang over this am.
OOowwwhh! Go head ache. 4 advils, 1 jack off, 2 large coffee's later, a Starbucks & multiple lame phone conversations and I was in OC getting clothes for an editorial I'm shooting next week. Back home and up to my editors house and I am fucking tired.
Waking Up this Early
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Friday, March 6, 2009
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Is for the fucking birds! on our way out of LA for the Shane's World trip and lemme tell you that boy oh boy does 3a suck ass when you went to sleep @ 1! For those of you that didn't hit up Charles Dera's fight last night he lost. But man oh man does that dude have heart. Takes alot of balls just to get in that ring and I give him mad props. Well Shameless out, see ya when I get back.
Getting Ready
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Thursday, March 5, 2009
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To get the hell out of here for a bit. Heading up to the snow, a frothy wonderland for a Shane's World trip. Should end up being a interesting one. I'll fill you asses in when I get back. My site will be launched beginning of next week which I am super stoked about. I'll fill all your asses in when the official launch is.
But, and not a big all BUTT like Alexis Texas's butt (speaking of I need to calll her, she owes me a scene) tonight is an amazing evening. Charles Dera is fighting in somewhere close. I think that it's Westlake, I think the Westlake Hilton. So go and support a brother, check him out. I have no idea who he is fighting but I have a feeling he is going to do very well. That's it, that's pretty much all I have to say.
Recap:
Frothy Snow Trip Tomorrow
Charles Dera's Fight Tonight
Oh yeah, Porno Dan's party is tonight at Blue Moon in the 818. So if your lame and can't get in to any Hollywood spots or just want to see your favorite little sluts then head over there. His partys are always a fun time.
Sweaty Nutsack!
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
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So yesterday I went to the first Kundalini Yoga class and let me tell you this. That shit kicks your ass! I ran into my friend Danielle the other night at Crazy Girls. Blah, Blah, Blah, I'm a dirty whore $30- dollars on drinks, 1 lap dance and 24 hours later I'm sweating my ass off in that damn class with her. Fucking-A! I feel really good but something weird happened. I thing I awoke my inner de-tox because last night I was sweating like a whore in church. Seriously, I woke up at like 7am this morning and was soaked! I literally went to the bathroom and dried off with a towel. Took of my shorts and shirt and threw on something else to wear. It's like I had the flu but totally didn't. Today I still kinda feel la little weird but I feel like a weight has been lifted off me. Noot to get too deep on a porn blog & shit. But to quote James Brown "I feeeeeeeeeel good."
Forgot One
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Friday, February 27, 2009
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Some New Logo's
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Friday, February 27, 2009
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Well my site is about to launch beginning of next week and I have a couple of new logo's. What do you think? Personally I like the PSSSSTT... Wanna good TIme? That I posted earlier on my blog but these are fun too. Especially the Kodak or Kinda Professional Film Box. Makes me fucking laugh. Surfed today in Malibu, the water was crystal clear and the surf was super fun. My new wetsuit is almost too fucking warm. It's almost uncomfortable. Stayed out for like 3 hours, cought a bunch of really fun ones. Have a great weekend everyone, should be an interesting one. Lots to report back to you with on Monday. Until then... .. .
COCKBLOCKERY
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
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I have a new blog. COCKBLOCKERY (check the link on the side) Stories from people about getting cockblocked either by friends, girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-friends, total strangers, family members, MOM? Anyway, ya got some stories about getting blocked or blocking hit me up on our email eatadump@gmail.com and tell me your story.
Just Some Random Pics From My Polaroid Project
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
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That I've shoot over that past 3 months. These are just some random pictures in peoples houses that I've shot. They are nice enough to let me into their lives for a time and into their house's. Well here is what I saw on a couple of the shoots.
So Do You Ever Just Say Why?
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
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Or How? How in the hell did I end up here? Why am I here? Why am I still shooting this damn scene? Well I had one of those moments today. It's so fucking weird, or as my friend Jessica says, Sofa King. I had the pleasure of shooting one of the cutest girls I've laid eyes on in a long time today. I mean when you look at the fucking girl she could be a model, fucking hot as hell. And the Vageen, OMG! Amazing! The cutest little thing ever. I mean this is where I feel creepy. If I was the guy who found her I'd have the worst feeling of guilt for turning this one out. There will be a VIP seat for that guy in the firery room I'm sure. But, and a BIG but it made the end of my day so much easier. Sometimes my job is a double ended sword. Fucking-A it sucks having a conscious sometimes. On a brighter note, I did save a ton on my insurance by switching to Geico.
PS I bought some good URL's today too, here they are:
* www.backstagebooty.com (think maybe I'll become an affiliate to backstageass.com when it launches)
* www.cockblockery.com This one was inspired by two people, one is my BIG friend Mohawk Steve who coined the phrase which is amazing. Think this one is gonna be a blog about getting cock blocked by chicks and friends. The other inspireor is a girl I used to date who majorly cock blocked me. Hence the site name.
* www.kookkluxklan.com Now the term "Kook" is a surfing term to describe someone who just a dork, a kook, flailing around in and out of the water. Though this could be user submitable site where people submit friends, foes & just random Kooks to join the Klan.
Yeah, this is what I look forward too. Gay URL's. Fucking Amazing. I'm gonna finish my wine and go to sleep. I got tomorrow off since I got COCKBLOCKERIED right out of work too. Fuck it, I'm gonna surf in the am... .. .
Late.
OK
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
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So I hurt my finger a while back, pretty fricken good. Well the thing just still isn't perfect yet. actually not even close. It's still a little fat and isn't quite straight, bummer! Oh well. But this girl I'm friends with keeps on calling my fingers my (sounded out) fill-an-geez now I've heard them called digits before but never that. So we look it up on her schwanky iphone and no bueno. Nothing there either. Still waiting to throw it in my face. Just a funny little tid bit of info before I jam off to shoot whores and make tha world a safe place for gayping assholes. Romantic hugh (lol)
So I Shot Yesterday
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Saturday, February 21, 2009
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For Brett Brando @ Brazzers and had the pleasure of finally shooting Jenny Hendrix. Not only is this one hot as fuck but she is super cool. Shot at this very strange studio downtown (strange to say the least) Then rushed it back to my house to try and get in a surf before dark. Got to my house and raced my equipment in and raced my ass out to Malibu. Murphys law, the worst traffic I have had in weeks. Got out to Malibu right as it got dark. Fucking-A! Headed over to Starbucks to grab a coffee and enjoy the little light there was left & take in the sea air. Ended up running into the Sarge and he invited me over. Ended up just chillin, watched TV and chatted. A couple of glasses of wine later my ass was asleep.
Woke up this am in the most uncomfortable position on his couch. Heated up my left over Starbucks and headed my ass to the beach. Low and behold what did I see? 6' perfection at Zuma. I couldn't get into my wetsuit fast enough. Surfed my brains out for like 3 hours until my arms were spaghetti. Nice begining to an awesome day. Headed over to my "friends" house for coffee on my way home (being that I only had lilke 2 sips before my surf) and chilled for a bit. Very nice, very nice. Headed over to the car wash and got my filthy truck cleaned and then headed home. Just about to jump in the shower and head to dinner with Penny & Brett for Pennys Birthday Dinner. That will be a blast. Then my friends 10 year celebration for getting off parole! GO JAY! Gotta enjoy tonight, shooting tomorrow, not too early though. have a great weekend everyone. Mine is starting out pretty fucking good... .. .
Imsofuckinghorny.com
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
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Sometimes you just have to sit back and fucking laugh your ass off. Now I can't get into the whole back story right now on the URL but I received this from Register. So funny, next time you are registering a fucked up URL have the person repeat the spelling of the URL back to you. Can you imagine what their day s are like? In this big bull pen with a ton of other people answering phones and you ask them to spell something back like ilovehumpingyourmomsgapingass.com (lol) Well here is something to make you laugh.
As The Porn World Turns
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Monday, February 16, 2009
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Out, they didn't drop the link, guess I just got moved to the I don't post so often zone since I have been having problems with this dang thing. Now that I'm back up and running I should be around on the main page again soon. We'll see. Gotta thank Terri for the email though, good looking out. I had to fight to get on that site too. Seems that a whole lot of people don't get the name of the site, "EAT A DUMP" it's not a fricken shat blog, I just thought it was the nicest way to say fuck off! Well there ya go, were back and running.
Here just a random clean vagina picture for ya. So fresh and so clean clean. Doesn't it look so very nice, the steam fogging up the lens. It's like a romantic white pro mist filter that they use on amateur portraits but totally different (but completely the same) PS I'm up to 28 girls shot now on my polaroid project, I have another 70 something boxes of polaroid left. Any girls out there that want to be apart of the project hit me up pornlaroids@gmail.com and I will get back to ya.
Awesomeness
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Monday, February 16, 2009
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Well it seems like my lack of post have gotten some peoples attention. Well at least the peeps at The Floating World. Awesome of them to drop the link. Being that everyone that posts there has so much interesting stuff to say anyway. Fucking lame, not so much as a fucking email. I pretty sure that my frined who writes I Hate Whores probably got dropped too. Maybe they are trying to bump up the integrity of the site. Maybe they actually have people of merit submitting stuff to their site? Maybe it was because I never advertised on the site. Maybe it's because I suck or I banged the owners chick or something 7 years ago when she was 18 and hot. What ever the case is, it was lame. Speaking of lame, how was everyones Valentines day? Mine was interesting to say the least.
I picked up a couple of new surfboards the other day from my boy Cordell Miller (check the link on the side) I've gotten like 4 new boards from him over the past couple of months and they are sick. If you need a new stick check him out. Ran over by RVCA Clothing to check out their new diggs in Costa Mesa, they moved into the old Paul Frank building. Spent a couple of minutes with the main man PM before he flew off to Hawaii to hang with BJ Penn (my favorite fighter on the planet) regardless if he lost over St Pierre. Rough life eh! Then headed home. Good to see the boys, it had been a minute.
Besides that the past bit has been lame, thank god that work is picking up though.
Random Post #1 for 2009
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Monday, January 19, 2009
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Haven't updated in a sec and as I said earlier last year that I didn't really want to just infiltrate my site with a bunch of crap. Well to tell you the truth I am writing this from my friends accient MAC in Malibu so I guess my complaints cant be that bad. It's actually a pretty funny story about my friend (who will remain nameless since he's not in the biz) we'll just call him The Searge for his militant style of attacking waves (lol) anyhow, I'm just happy he's off dial up. The past couple of days have just been awesome, actually this whole year so far has kicked ass. Happy fucking 2009 peeps, looks like it's gonna be a good one. The surf has been amazing the past couple of days. I have been spending all of my free time surfing. Needless to say I fell like a much chiller, mellower person. I actually really want nothing to do with the Valley right now. The 818 is wack! Naw just kidding, well it kinda is, compared to everywhere else in the world the 310 the 808, what's the area code for Bali or Tahiti? Needless to say AVN was interesting. Lots of strange things goin on all over the place. I wanted to thank again everyone that was involved with my shoots and anyone who is shooting for me coming up, I really appreciate your time and effort. The people who flaked, I wish you all the best, naw, fuck off! What else? I seem to be loosing friends like flies, Hhhhmmmm, look within young Skywalker (lol) but I feel pretty damn good as a person so does that make up for anything? 2009 has been awesome so far and very strange. I feel like I have a travel bug coming on, time to fly the coupe and see what's out there in this BIG world. Get out there people, see some stuff, experience other people and places (not just other talent) or fuck it, just stay in 818, go to Porn Star Karoke and TGI Fridays. Naw get out of here ;-)
Goldfish With Torpedos!
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Monday, January 12, 2009
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So last night I ended up running into my boy Rainer and his friend Jeff. I've been friends with Rainer for like 12 years and he is fucking hilarious. Anytime we are together it is comedy, last night being no exception. So he gave me a call and wanted to meet up. I was at dinner with Swiss Balls at the Venetian, actually the Palazzo. Some Mexican food place called Los Caminos which is so good! Anyhow, we meet up with him at Circle Bar after and it just got stupid from there. We ended up having a blast, but the one thing that stuck out was how there were so many fake tittied blonde sluts running around. Like 3 drinks in Rainer looks at me and says "The chicks all look like Goldfish with Torpedos." Probably the funniest thing I head my whole trip. Then he proceeded to tell Manuel Ferrara how he was going to take over his job. He was like watchout Manuel For-Eazy. I was on the floor. Then he told me how James Dizzle (AKA James Dean) was cock blocking him with E-Stoya (Stoya)
His boy Jeff looked like he should be in a band, he's a musician so it was fitting. He looked like he was in Oasis or something. Rainer kept saying he had the Oasis starter kit. Highlights of the night include calling some girl who is a BIG whore a mattress monkey. We ended up having a cocktails with Laura from Naughty America and Lauren (who is cute) then we headed over to Lavo which was Lamo. Grand Luxe and were out! Taxi cab home had us coming up with T-Shirt ideas, so far the best slogans are:
Chris Angel & Affliction are so cool!
Dave Navarro is cooler
Justin Timberlake Starter Kit
Fun times in Vegas.
AVN 2009
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Sunday, January 11, 2009
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Was very interesting to say the least. We'll see what internext brings. Here are a couple of my favorite polaroids from my trip. I did a whole Polaroid portfolio for AVN It was a blast. I'm gonna continue with it. It was so much fun to take your time shooting and watch what happens. I'm buying another 50 boxes when I get back to LA. Anyone who has some old polaroid 600 that they might want to sell get a hold of me. Anyhow, here are the pics, enjoy!
I Owe A BIG Appoloogy To Tanner Mayes
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Friday, January 9, 2009
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I, me, Shameless seemed to piss Tanner off, so much in fact that it seemed like she hated me last night. Upon further review I really didn't see too much wrong with the post that was up but if it pissed her off that much then it's off! Hope she doesn't kick my ass tomorrow. It's 2009, where's the love people? Fuck Vegas!
Probably The FUnniest Thing Ever!!!
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009
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This is my buddy Porno Dan's blog. He has been getting some shit from some people lately about his sexual exploits and the whole iPorn shit. I guess where ever you go in life there are haters, especially as my friend Rucca so eloquently said "Fan Boys" in porn. Dan always has the best retorts for people comments, usually he just laughs. Here is his best retort ever though!
Rucca's Reply
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009
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OMFG Sent to my Friend Rucca Page
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009
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From some dude on myspace. Wow, some people have alot of time on their hands. Although he does have a couple valid points (lol) Seriously, and this dude isn't even in the business. I'll pretty much post anybody's shit, so if some one is annoying, being a dick or you just want to get something off your chest hit me up eatadump@gmail.com :
Your body is pathetic! No muscle whatsoever!! My body is so superior to yours that its not even funny! You cant compete with me. Your like dust before my eyes. I love it how women get paid millions of dollars with their bodies in this country. And for what? For having a fat butt? Hey we can go dress up a piece of crap with nice clothes and give it a fake attitude and i bet it would make millions too in this country.. Your just lucky that millions of horny men pay for you. And then women have the nerve and the balls to call a guy a pervert if he acts to sexual with her when that same pervertedness is what pays you and allows you and millions of other women to do nothing but shop at the mall all day and buy anything that you want! But women dont look at it this way because they are blind by nature. What you should be doing is bowing down before men and thanking them for being so horny all the time or else you wouldn't be getting paid. You just take that for granted. And the only reason why theres no market for the male body in the world is because females have yet to join in on the human race and actually get something that we call "sexual hormones". Women dont see the other gender, nor would they care for them even if they did see males. Your all blind. None of you give anything back to guys. Your whole existence is run on the basic idea of what can a guy do for you. The thought of what you could do for a guy never enters your mind.. You just wanna take take take..and not give anything back. Just like a black hole. Your all just running around pretending to be playing the part of captain on your own little imaginary god forsaken sinking ship!! Your all as sexual as a 2 year old girl is...Women are only sexual when they are getting paid to be or when they are drunk, thats why your all alcoholics and thats why all of you regret everything the next morning just like little babies, and thats whats really pathetic! I OWN ALL OF YOU!
Happy New Year!
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Thursday, January 1, 2009
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Well as 2008 has closed out I feel like I should start this year on a new leg. I'm not to sure what exactly all of my New Year's Resolutions are but one of my main ones is to surf alot more. I'm also gonna take a little more time for myself and things that I enjoy. I guess surfing being one of them. I also want to move closer to the ocean, I think that would de-stress me and my life alot. That sounds like a great start. By my birthday in July I would love to be in a different space. I'm thinking one of 3 places. Malibu (if I can afford it, probably not) Costa Mesa (where I have alot of true friends) and the last place is Carpenteria (which I have loved ever since I was a kid) and sounds amazing as well. There is a surfboard shaper up there called Matt Moore who's boards are so f-ing good. It would be really cool to live up there. It's a little farther than I would like but sounds good. So there are a couple of my resolutions. Another one I have already started is to stop drinking socially, well at least make an attempt. It seems to get me in trouble and that is what I am trying to stay away from in 2009. Every time I have ever had anything bad happen to me either with friendships, girls, fights ect. it has all involved alcohol. I'm gonna try and drink way less for this new year. Well, happy New Year everyone. I hope it is a kick ass year for everyone.
 *One of my 2 beers consumed last night. Not bad for me.
An IPORN Christmas
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008
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Fuck it, I have no idea why this damn link button isn't working. Bah Humbug! Check out the story here or use my link to Adult FYI on my link bar. Flipping amazing! Merry Christmas too all, well maybe not to all.
The Story
HO HO HO
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008
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Happy Holidays. Well the bug has finally caught me. Yesterday was my official last day shopping. I ran around down in OC yesterday and bought a couple of things for myself. Ordered a couple of new surfboards, picked up a board that Cordell had ready for me and a couple of board bags. Then had to run over to a meeting I had with Blisss magazine, it looks like I am going to be shooting some stuff for them this coming year which will be really cool. One of their staff guy there is an artist named Madsteez who is just insane! The guys art is so sick, check out his link on the side of my page. After that I ran up to Samys Camera in Hollywood to pick up my Mom's present. I wanted to grab her a cool little schwanky little digital point shoot that was totally mom friendly. After going through everything including the new Leica I ended up getting her a Nikon. Cool little guy, not too techy, you know how Mom's don't like super tech gadgets (well mine doesn't at least) Then I headed home to drop off my board & stuff and decided to head over to the mall with my friend. The Glendale Galleria to be exact bro! And then it hit me, at the fucking mall I actually started enjoying myself. Go figure, fucking 3 days before Christmas and I finally start enjoying myself. Lemme tell you this, I am going to super enjoy my time off over the holidays. Don't expect to hear from me for a bit. I'll be testing out my new quiver of boards! Happy Ho-Lidays People. Eat A Dump Out!
GFY IS DOWN!
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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AAAAAHHHHHHHH! My crack is broken! Fix it quick!
Being Sick Sucks
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
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Well it is officially cold out now. The seasons have more than officially changes and with that come my annual cold! This one doesn't seem as bad as the usual though. Last night I started to feel like crap and OD'd on vitamins, water and Emeregen C (or however you spell it) and woke up this am feeling kinda better. I have been on a pretty good working streak. I had Otto Bauer for Daring Media then Mr Crawford for Adam & Eve and some Brazzers and Shane's World in the mix as well. Doesn't surprise me that I am feeling a little under the weather. I'm not complaining though. I was pretty out of it last night though, actually a bit delerious to tell you the truth. Really nothing too fucking interesting to be honest. Maybe later today I will have something fun to say or better yet maybe even a cool picture. Sativa Rose is back in the business, I like her boobs. Shot Angelina Valentine again today for the 2 time in a week and boy is she fucking cute! Probably one of my favorites right now. God she reminds me of the ex when she fucks! Stay dry people.
PS TO MY STALKER
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008
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Just wanted to say HI!
Fricken Amazingness Happens Randomly
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008
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So, last night was very interesting to say the fucking least. Laugh Factory, Les Deux, A Punch In The Face, Carl Cox and my good ol friend Captain & Coke. Well, to say the least it was interesting. But the main event of the evening was seeing Dane Cook. He was fucking hilarious. That's it.
Just Fucking Amazingness-es
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Saturday, December 6, 2008
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Uuuumm, are you kidding me in real life? This is what happens when you mix a fucked up mind like mine and a great graphic designer (lol) I really have to thank Voodoo for making this shit happen, he is the fucking bomb. I got alot of other things he's doin for me that are quite interesting as well. I'd give him a plug for his site but then it would take away from the time he's working with me (lol) Well, actually the bastard barely has time for my ass. Sick, sick stuff coming off his computer lately! Anyhow, not to blow myself up anymore but check out how creepy and perfect it is. Sticker's will be done by AVN so hit me up if your there and ask me for a creepy sticker for your creepy ass! Have a great weekend fucktards. I'm sure I'll have something from Adultcon for ya.
Flakey Flakey Bitches!
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Thursday, December 4, 2008
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Oh my fucking god! Are you kidding me in real life? So my day yesterday could only be described as a fucking waste of my time! Well not a complete waste of my time but pretty damn close! I mean waking up at 6:45 am to sit and wait until 11 to shoot is lame. So the day went a little something like this. Wake up at 6:45, load truck full of alot of fricken equipment (way more than usual) leave for location (takes an hour to get there in the am) in Hollywood Hills (off Doheny & Sunset) Unload ridiculous amount of gear & set up (now it's 9 am & first girl is officially late) Set up and give her another 35 min (because we all know that bitches run late) call her cell and I get the old "I lost my phone deal" cool, count her out! On to damage control with girl 2. CAll her and see if she can get here a little earlier. She shows up and it's all gravy. Now on to girl 3 who is at a shoot, it's all good I knew that she was gonna be there. Call AIM to get girl 2 test results and she is posotive for either G or C and have to let girl 3 know. She then cancels because they were supposed to do a girl girl together. We make plans to re-schedule (all good) Then get the text from girl 4 saying "I hope that the content is exclusive, because that's all that I am really into doing" We'll of course it is but maybe that might of been a conversation you might want to have a day before the shoot day? Maybe even at the time you say yes. Anyway, I get another text form her about 15 minutes later saying that she had been crying and was really sad and wasn't coming. Are you fucking kidding me? 3 flakes! If it happens again the names are coming out! Actually 2 flakes and one no show (but for understandable reason) Now I know why directors are late and leave talent hanging! My time is worth way more than that. A BIG thank you goes out to the girl that did show up on time, I really appreciate it you responsible whore!
WOW! This is super interesting
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
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Check out this lilnk!!!!
Gia Jordan, The Penthouse Party, A Random Call & A Goof Week
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Monday, November 24, 2008
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Yeah that pretty much is the highlights of my week. I went to the Penthouse Party with a ridiculously hot girl. So ridiculously hot the the mear mention of her name in this post would spontaneously combust my computer so I'll just leave it at that. Ran into the second hottest thing I did all week which was meet Kayden Cross (god she is fucking hot too) Shit, not a bad week as far as hotties go! I was shooting for Ren Savant on his mega super uber big movie for Adam & Eve called really really ridiculously top secret. But she was in it and she is hot. She dates Erik Everhard which is not very hot because it's just not nice to think about her pretty pussy getting demolished by his penis. Then if it ever happens that I might get a piece (however small that might be) The though of his road cone will just make me give up (lol) Actually, maybe 5 minutes of furry is what she's looking for. Either way, she's hot. Lexi "Outch you fucking bit me so hard I am bleeding" Belle was there too. All the good whores! And me with my uber hottie , nah nah naaaaaaaah nah nah naaaaaaah. Gia Jordan aka "The Hottest Photographer Ever" was there too. She was kind of my second date. I walked her to her car because that is just the type of guy I am. See, I'm not an asshole to everyone, just the majority of you. She looked sexy as usual. Jeeze, good week Shameless. What else? Yeah, that's pretty much it. Oh wait, hung with Dan Miller for a bit, it was good to catch up with my little homie. That's it. Had some funny conversations with my pal TJ. Gotta say good luck to him, he's got some good shit going on. Check out there site www.itmodels.com (fix my fucking link button a-holes!)
GO BUY MY MOVIE FUCKERS!
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Thursday, November 20, 2008
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Hahahaha, seriously if you want me to keep dealing with these ridiculous creatures called women then I'm going to have to go on alot of vacations. Alot of vacations means a much nicer me. Much nicer me means I can deal with alot more whores and make more movies. More movies means more money which equals another vacation. So go get a copy, I'm doing this for you (lol) God it's a vicious cycle.
But Check
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
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this out! & another thing, I'm fucking pissed! I almost wrote some shit I'll probably be glad I didn't in a week (unlike this person). I have a hard time letting people & things go. Especially when they are wrong! What ever happened to giving someone the benefit of a doubt? (shit I wasn't even the one that fucked up!) Now it's fucking guilty till proven innocent. Ya know when you get mad and you wish (after the fact) that since you're getting blamed for what you didn't do, it almost would of been better if you did it. Wow, that's a mouth full (lol) Ya know, prove them right. Well that's how I feel. I'm pissed, still at work & all I wanna do is go to bed, fuck everyone... .. . Whores!
A Note From Craven
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
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I usully wouldn't do this & my blog is no fucking heart wrenching, wipe you tears kind of place (unless I am writing about you) but Craven never asks me for fucking anything so of course I am going to throw up whatever he needs. So here's the plug bro. You can either send money to their myspace via emailing them or I will make sure 50% of whatever you send me get's to them (lol)
Mr. Moorehead Writes: (ps I can't believe someone actually is worse at writing than me, nothing has been changed to keep the integrity of Cravens writing)
Here's the link to his bulletin.
ya know what, even better go to their fucking myspace Pitch in bitches!
OMG! Funny Videos
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
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Well I've been collecting these funny videos now for a while. It's taken me a second to get this final cut thing down. I'm still not very good and my friend Smokey pretty much hates me now with all my questions. But a couple of them are up on our store, actually the new store, www.youtube.com/shamelessamateurs (fucking damn link button) A couple of them are funny, actually really funny. My personal favorite has already been deleted, it's called "Softcore Piledriver" and it stars Swiss Balls & Natalie Norton. In what could only be described as a masterpiece of digital media capturing (can't say film making I guess since it's not film) The technical master of my camera work is legendary. Nowhere in the world has someone captured the illusive "Softcore Piledriver" in such a romantic way (lol) Well, in it's 2 minutes of glory it was viewed my 98 lucky bastards. hopefully these will make it a little longer. Check em out!
*The links on the side as well for those of you who can't cut and paste
Blah Blah Blah, You're A Dirty Whore!
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Tuesday, November 18, 2008
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Jayme Langford retires. Whoop de fucking do. Hot girl that never took the dick and always had a lame attitude on set. This girl rubbed me the wrong way ever since I met her on set for Naughty America in a lame girl girl girl scene. She had the worst attitude ever then to top it off my friend (or so called friend) Joe Joe, aka Joe Joe Productions aka Porn Star Poacher #1 aka I own Craven Mooreheads house and he is having hard times so I let him crash there used to date her. Should of known right there. Anyways, bon-voy-age Ms. Langford. We will miss your read headed vagina getting tooled by toys. I'm sure we'll still be seeing you on Bella's site though.
Forrest Hump
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Monday, November 17, 2008
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Alright, well I saw one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time on this past trip. Now it's not very often that the crew and myself find the same things funny. Maybe me and my friend Smokey will laugh at something, maybe it's talent, maybe it's me and the producer but all of us? Not very often. Well when I see Smokey up on a hill looking like he just walked in on his parents banging I know it's gotta be goodl. So before he even yells for me I haul ass over and up this hill to see what he's laughing at. As I approach the top of the hill I hear it, the sound that Forrest Gump made in the movie. Ya know the sound when his Mom was bangin the teacher to get him in the not retarded school. Haaaaaah, Haaaaaaahhh, Haaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Kinda like a donkey. Well I get to the top of the hill and I see a fucking 4 way going on with these damn turtles or whatever the hell they are (I'm sure one of you fuckers will correct me) Fully fucking going at it. Well I haul ass back down to the car and get my camera and run back to get a pic and two had already stopped. So I risk life and limb and dive into the cage to get you, my readers the shot of the century. Shit, I was thinking of sending it in to National Geographic. Seriously though, they didn't take direction very well. It was kinda like shooting my friend Porno Dan. Either way it was hilarious and made my day.
Pinkie Finger Update
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Monday, November 17, 2008
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Well the dang thing isn't broken but it's BIG! It look's like a finger version of Erik Everhards penis. So any girls that want to get ravaged by the biggest pinkie in porn hit me up.
ihatewhores.com
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Monday, November 17, 2008
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Seem's like I might not of made a fan with my letter over to one of my blog buddies. Well at least I didn't piss him off to much, he went easy on me (lol not really) Regardless, even if I was a douche with my promo plug, his blog is great (yeah, it was kinda lame for me to do it. I did think we were internet friends though) so check out his blog. He's actually one of the people that inspired me to be a little more raw on here. I guess he kinda deserves a thank you. (my fucking link button isn't working again) here it is ihatewhores.com
The 90 Degree House Boat
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Monday, November 17, 2008
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OK so the past couple of days I have been away on a Shane’s World trip. Usually they go off without a hitch. Maybe a sore back from an uncomfortable bed, headache from getting drunk the last night ect. This time was a little different though. Apart from being on a houseboat for 4 days & crashing the thing multiple times it was dope. Shit, even crashing the thing was fun, we got full coverage. Well I know better than try and man handle a fucking houseboat but on our third meeting with our polish dock (the rocks) I had had enough. I jumped off & tried to push the thing off the rocks. Swiss Balls, aka my partner in crime hopped off to help too. Well we get this thing off the rocks and as it slowly pulls away & I’m trying to get on, the edge of the lake dips into this cove. I let the fucking boat go so I don't get chopped up like sashimi by the propeller & watch as the boat barely skims out to the lake.
Fucking awesome! I sitting on the cliff as the thing putters away. Casey Parker in her infinite wisdom decides to throw me a life preserver doughnut that has no rope attached to it to pull me in (now don't get all sentimental, she only did it after being prompted on camera by one of the other Shanes World shooters) I can fucking swim! Natalie Norton decides to throw me my swim trunks (which was dope) & right as they hit the water here comes Swiss! Full speed off the boat to save me (lol) what a guy, never leaves a man down. How fucking funny! Fully swan dives off the boat and swims in to the shore. Talking to him later he says that he immediately regretted it. Well the boat comes around & pulls into the shore full throttle. I try and get down the little cliff & the rocks start to slide. Well this fucking boat is coming in full speed & it looks like I'm gonna get hit. So as my ass is sliding down, I put my hand down to brace my fall. Ouch! My hand fucking hurts. I look down and my finger is literally sticking out like @ a 90 degree sideways angle. The shit popped right out of socket. Now I'm not too sure what completely happened from there because my memory is a little blurry. What I do know is that I grabbed my finger, yanked it straight out and re-set the dang thing. Crazy what you will do when you see shit like that. I just remember looking at my finger and being so happy that there weren't any bones sticking out I was like, minor. Pull snap OUCH!!!! Besides that I had a great time.
Fast forward to 3 day later at home, trying to get an appointment to see a doctor and having a full schedule this week. Go gimpy!!!!
Sorry About Lagging
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008
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On the entries lately but I have been fucking swamped. Actually ya know what, fuck it, I'm not sorry at all. Actually, I've been thinking alot about this blog and what it is. Does anyone actually read it? Do I care? Yeah kinda. Do people find my writing funny? Who knows, I do know that I sure annoy alot of people with my grammar. But you know what, I feel like I have been stiffeling myself and writing lame kinda PG 13 stories. Protecting peoples name, and kinda just telling lame stuff. I did feel like I started to shine with my Berlin stories though (thanks for the BIG UP Gia Jordan) But my promise from here on out, to tell the fucking truth. Fuck this Disney shit. Besides that I got nothing. EAT A DUMP
Shameless Plug from Shameless
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Friday, November 7, 2008
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*Hope ya like it, I spent a long time on the box & layout of the 32 page book.
Shameless Amateurs Vol 1 (yeah my 1st movie)
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Friday, November 7, 2008
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Chatsworth, Calif – Frathouse Films, the amateur arm of Shane’s World Studios, is releasing the first volume of Shameless Amateurs. The first offering features 17 adorable amateur girls giving you an intimate glimpse into what brings them to real orgasms. The DVD is a 2 disc set loaded with extras like interviews, a photo gallery and bonus footage. But the best extra is the 32 page booklet that comes packaged with the set. With the photo booklet and beautiful 3-panel packaging, the title is sure to be an attention grabber that no fan can pass up.
The movie features 5 girls that were doing their very first scene on camera, providing fans a very intimate view of these first-timers experiencing their first onscreen orgasms. Then covergirl Georgia explores her body while going through the local carwash. It’s raw and real footage of what these sexy amateurs do to achieve ecstatic orgasms.
The movie is the first in an ongoing series that will feature nubile young amateurs exploring their sexuality in different ways. Future volumes will focus on oral and POV sex, always with a bevy of shameless amateur beauties.
Distributors and retailers can order Shane’s World titles, including all Frathouse Films titles, by calling 1-888-SW-RULES or via email at sales@shanesworld.com
I Really Didn't
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
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Want to write anything because I liked the picture below so much (lol) Isn't that funny. Well I once again have been criticized for my lack of grammar and punctuation (well at least I spelled those 2 big words correctly) Christian said my blog is funny it's just hard to get through sometimes. I agree, I guess. It usually makes sense to me but I am the one writing the damn thing. No one is above criticism, even myself (lol) so I will do my darn-dest to cut back on my run on stories. The thing that sucks is that's how I think, fast and long. It's like I'm almost afffraid that if I don't get the idea out of my head fast enough I will forget it. Gosh, sucks to be me.
Ooohh, look what I did. Mom! I just started a new paragraph. Anyhow, the past couple of days have been long and agrivating. A friend of mine has been a pain, everything I try and get accomplished feels like it takes for fucking ever. One step forward, three steps backwards, fucking-a! Finally got my movie almost finished. My box art is finalized (yeah) my magazine is being finalized (super yeah) and my street day for my 1st movie is Nov 20 and I am thrilled. I'll post my box cover as soon as I get the color corrected final tomorrow. I'll be interested to see what everyone has to say about it.
Look, I did it again. I had an interesting dinner with my pal Dan tonight, Sammy came and joined us for a bit too. We were laughing about our trip to Berlin and all of the shananigans that went on. I think that the best part of the trip was when we got home I had 2 myspace friend requests from the girls that hated us (lol) Are you kidding me in real life? The girls that all they did was complain want to be my fucking friends? WOW! WHORES! Ya can't live with em and ya can't kill em. That's a completely different movie. What's your rate for snuff? Back to dinner at the super awesome the end place called Pinochio's (is that how you spell it?) in Burbank. I have been a loyal customer there since high school. Know for great Italian food that's reasonable & super good. We polished a bottle Chiante, ate and called it an evening. Not to bad of an end to a shitty day.
I Think This Might Be
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Sunday, October 26, 2008
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Rocco Reid & Nikki Rhodes? Hahahahaha, nah just an image from one of my favorite sites www.thecobrasnake.com (fucking A fix the link button already) Check it out!
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