EAT A DUMP - Forrest Hump

Forrest Hump

Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 at 11:02 PM

Alright, well I saw one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time on this past trip. Now it's not very often that the crew and myself find the same things funny. Maybe me and my friend Smokey will laugh at something, maybe it's talent, maybe it's me and the producer but all of us? Not very often. Well when I see Smokey up on a hill looking like he just walked in on his parents banging I know it's gotta be goodl. So before he even yells for me I haul ass over and up this hill to see what he's laughing at. As I approach the top of the hill I hear it, the sound that Forrest Gump made in the movie. Ya know the sound when his Mom was bangin the teacher to get him in the not retarded school. Haaaaaah, Haaaaaaahhh, Haaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Kinda like a donkey. Well I get to the top of the hill and I see a fucking 4 way going on with these damn turtles or whatever the hell they are (I'm sure one of you fuckers will correct me) Fully fucking going at it. Well I haul ass back down to the car and get my camera and run back to get a pic and two had already stopped. So I risk life and limb and dive into the cage to get you, my readers the shot of the century. Shit, I was thinking of sending it in to National Geographic. Seriously though, they didn't take direction very well. It was kinda like shooting my friend Porno Dan. Either way it was hilarious and made my day.