EAT A DUMP - The 90 Degree House Boat

The 90 Degree House Boat

Posted on Monday, November 17, 2008 at 2:01 PM

OK so the past couple of days I have been away on a Shane’s World trip. Usually they go off without a hitch. Maybe a sore back from an uncomfortable bed, headache from getting drunk the last night ect. This time was a little different though. Apart from being on a houseboat for 4 days & crashing the thing multiple times it was dope. Shit, even crashing the thing was fun, we got full coverage. Well I know better than try and man handle a fucking houseboat but on our third meeting with our polish dock (the rocks) I had had enough. I jumped off & tried to push the thing off the rocks. Swiss Balls, aka my partner in crime hopped off to help too. Well we get this thing off the rocks and as it slowly pulls away & I’m trying to get on, the edge of the lake dips into this cove. I let the fucking boat go so I don't get chopped up like sashimi by the propeller & watch as the boat barely skims out to the lake.

Fucking awesome! I sitting on the cliff as the thing putters away. Casey Parker in her infinite wisdom decides to throw me a life preserver doughnut that has no rope attached to it to pull me in (now don't get all sentimental, she only did it after being prompted on camera by one of the other Shanes World shooters) I can fucking swim! Natalie Norton decides to throw me my swim trunks (which was dope) & right as they hit the water here comes Swiss! Full speed off the boat to save me (lol) what a guy, never leaves a man down. How fucking funny! Fully swan dives off the boat and swims in to the shore. Talking to him later he says that he immediately regretted it. Well the boat comes around & pulls into the shore full throttle. I try and get down the little cliff & the rocks start to slide. Well this fucking boat is coming in full speed & it looks like I'm gonna get hit. So as my ass is sliding down, I put my hand down to brace my fall. Ouch! My hand fucking hurts. I look down and my finger is literally sticking out like @ a 90 degree sideways angle. The shit popped right out of socket. Now I'm not too sure what completely happened from there because my memory is a little blurry. What I do know is that I grabbed my finger, yanked it straight out and re-set the dang thing. Crazy what you will do when you see shit like that. I just remember looking at my finger and being so happy that there weren't any bones sticking out I was like, minor. Pull snap OUCH!!!! Besides that I had a great time.

Fast forward to 3 day later at home, trying to get an appointment to see a doctor and having a full schedule this week. Go gimpy!!!!

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