EAT A DUMP - I Have Never Been

I Have Never Been

Posted on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 5:54 PM

So addicted to the internet before in my life. I am actually looking forward to when I'm done with my day so I can get on this thing and try an equate some sort of normalcy with logging into my myspace account. Wow, how fucking wack is that? Who would of thought that it would ever come to this (lol) Seriously though, I was really looking forward to my trip over here to Berlin for the Venus Show. Who know? Maybe after the show acutally fucking starts I will feel differently. Maybe that it's the fact that we are in the middle of fucking nowhere! Literally, we are over 2 hours from Berlin. Are you kidding me in real life? Obvously not! We are literally like 20 minutes from Poland (hence the polishprivates.com pictures lol) What else, got yelled at by a fucking agent that I don't even know for taking his girls to Poland, oh yeah, I forgot, its 20 fucking minutes away, my bad asshole! Jesus H Christ! I cant wait to meet the dude, apparently he is coming to town tomorrow. He better be a big mother fucker (lol)

Seriously though, the place we are staying at is like a haunted fucking mansion. The first night I was here I was scared shitless. This place would make one of those haunted house shows look like a happy Sunday stroll in the park. There are rooms that are titled, private that are locked, there is one also titled BAD! That's when I decided that I was not staying in the guest house. There literally is a room titled BAD! Then the room next to it, the one that Dan is sleeping in has a fucking crib! Are you really kidding me? I mean I know Dan is a sick fuck but come on. Wait, he probably brought it from home, my bad (lol) There is the jackelope room, downstairs in the guest house too, there is like 15 of their little skulls on the fucking wall.

Lets move on to the main house, besides all the creepy girls that are here with us. Seriously, I feel like I am in the movie Hostel, I'm waiting to wake up in some weird ass industrial center with some dude sticking a screwdriver in my eye. At least I will know where the train station is to jump. These girls are like the Polish versions of the girls in Hostel though. No where near as hot, there is no way that I am going to take on for the team with these ho's. Alright more creepy things, there is a basement that looks like a bomb shelter, probably from WW2, Hitler probably hid out here. Now Obanan is doing Polish Privates in the attic with random whore number 2,322 using all of our lights that we need to complete our scenes. Fucking amazing but totally different. All the girls have, wait, lemme rephrase that, most of the girls have the worst fucking attitude ever. Although (long pause) I'm not too sure if I had to be getting tooled for a living I would have the hugest smile on my face either, that is unless I was getting tooled by me (lol) Does that make me gay? But anyways that's their bad for a bad choice of careers. But thank god that they do it because if they didn't I'd be shit out of luck and a job. The attick here is really creepy too, the windows all have these metal iron shades that completely cover the whole window and are motorized. So basically when you lower these fucking things you are completely shut the fuck in. Ya can't escape to go anywhere. On a good not though, It's only 3;15 am and I am finally off (lol)

Now on to a subject that is probably gonna fuck with alot of people, shit ya know what, this deserves it's own post.

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