EAT A DUMP - Just A Little Something

Just A Little Something

Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2008 at 4:21 PM

So last night I went to the Pirates Premiere and there was one thing I just couldn't get over. That no matter how comfortable I am with my sexuality, no matter what the amount of booze or pills, no matter who my date is I will never be comfortable watching people hump on a big screen with 500 complete strangers. It was just weird, that's all there is to it. Point blank, end of conversation. I do gotta give it up to DP though, the movie looks fucking amazing. The dildo parody in the begining was too fucking funny. Mr. Ben English was fucking hilarious as well, I would of never though of him as a comedian. All in all I was pretty impressed. I would of loved to seen the raw footage of Bella & Jessie's scene though. I'm sure there is some really good shit in there. Proceeded to get drunk next door about 30 minutes into the movie because as I said earlier, it was creepy. My "whoremotional" friend rear ended a car. She has one of those cars that have the back up cam. Well, I saw it coming, obvously she didn't though & BANG! I'm sure a BIG sorry goes out to the person with the Lexus she hit. So as I sit here on a lazy Sunday afternoon and reflect on my weekend I gotta say it was a really fun one.

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