EAT A DUMP - While I Was

While I Was

Posted on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 at 2:25 PM

On the Douche Cruise we stopped in Ensenada Mexico and decided to take our drunk asses to Papa's & Beer. This would of been such a normal easy thing if 1. Cravens wife (almost ex) wouldn't of been on the cruise 2. We wouldn't of had thoughts of all of us ending up in a Mexican jail (she would totally do something like pay the federales to do something like that) 3. They wouldn't of had automatic weapon's on very large 4x4 vehicles that they could run us down with. Well, we made it in and out of Mexico unscathed (well everyone except Jack) and as we got back on the bus and headed back to the ship one thing entered my mind and that was the American Express commercials. Here is our version.

Ticket for Kandi Kruise $500-