Craven's Guid To Dating In LA

Posted on Tuesday, September 2, 2008 at 4:20 PM

I've been getting many emails about howIi bang so many girls? Why do all the girls like you? What can I do to pick up more girls in the la/ oc area? So many emails that I decided to share with my friends the secret and trick to dating the the beautiful species we call Women.



so here is my guide.....


first and foremost you must have money..... girls like flashy shit...





then you gotta have a nice ride. no bitch is gonna come pick you up , and she sure is fuck isn't gonna ride on the bus with you, regardless of how many ride free on your bus pass............ here are 2 examples...... first is a supra the second. an nsx...... i opt for the second since i own one, but its your choice ultimately







remember when you start your date girls want you to listen to them...... i know we dont give a shit what they are saying but you got to pretend.... just like they are when they told you they were cumming........




next get them drunk, like the rap song says " the goose get the girls loose" some shit like that .... they like pills too .....






after bout 10 drinks and 300 dollars later you should be up and running like my boy ken here..... tapen that ass






BUT at times all that still does not guarantee you ass. thats why ive come up with plan B and C......... plan b is a lil more subtle and works almost everytime








in the event plan C is called into action make sure you call for a maid for the following day.
shit could get messy







and remember always be a gentlemen and drive the girls home, dont make them walk.... thats mean





BUT BEWARE THERE IS A DOWNSIDE TO ALL THIS ....... stay tuned for the next bulletin i will explain the downside of this method