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Fliz-Az-Or-Diz-Zah

Posted on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 at 11:57 PM

Florida, Florida, Florida, well here is one of the funny stories from our Shane's World trip. So were shooting the movie Girls Night Out 2 and we have this little girl named Tanner Mayes on set. A cute little girl from the sunny state of Florida. I had shot her earlier in the week for Silvercash and the one thing I didn't get with her was the attitude. Here is a girl that is cute as a button and could really go far, shit she probably will but her attitude was fucking killing me. I really didn't get it,. I couldn't figure out if it was one of those things where girls are a pain in the ass because she kinda liked me or wether she was just that, a pain in the ass. Either was it was kinda annoying. Cut later to that evening and we have already shot the intro, taken the party bus to the club and gotten these girls pretty fucking liquored up. (shit I was already pretty fucking liquored up before I even got to the shoot, that was thanks to Albert at Silvercash who just wouldn't take no as an answer for drinks at our wrap dinner) Anyhow, were shooting at the club and she just gets anniliated! I mean out of control drunk! She actually swung on one of the girls we were shooting with, Michelle Peters who is a fucking doll. Really didn't get that at all. Personally I thought it would of been a really fun fight to watch though. I think Michelle would of taken her though. She's kinda ghetto fabulous, I love it. Then we get into the party bus and are headed back to the hotel. Trying to wrap up the shooting and get an out for the evening. We finally get the out and then it happens, Tanner falls in love (lol) Well maybe it had something to do with t he amount of alcohol she had but fuck it, let me get my 15 minutes of fame. Hahahaha. The girls was fucking all over me. Awkard! The girl wouldn't take no as an answer. It was like being back in Hawaii with Penny Flame all over again with Taryn Tomas. The fact that I said no made her want it even more.

Cut to 1 day earlier, Charles Dera did not have a badge to get into the show so I grabbed him one of mine down at reservations. So I gave him my badge and I went down a grabbed another. Problem solved. Cut to that evening back in the party bus. I am doing whatever I can to pawn off Tanner on anyone because that type of shit just doesn't happen while we are still fucking on the bus. After in privacy is fine but on the fucking bus, no. So I pass her off to Charles, I was like "dude, fucking save me." I get up and he just walks right in with his dick hard an puts it right in her mouth. She starts blowing away and I take a seat. Pheeeww. Gah, gah, gah. Tanner seems to be stoked until like 5 minutes in where she looks up at Charles and says " Your not Shameless" and spits his cock out and then starts stumbling towards me again. Dude, I was on the fucking floor. Smokey was rolling on the whole thing because it was too fucking funny. I can't wait to see the footage. That shit was funny as hell. When we got to the hotel we all split our seperate ways and as I walk towards my elevator to head up to the room I see Tanner being escorted into the elevator by 2 black security guards. I think she might of done her first IR DP that evening (lol) God I love Florida.

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