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Something Interesting

Posted on Wednesday, December 2, 2009 at 8:43 PM

So, I'm not very excited to say this but it had been like 3 years since I had been to the dentist. Since I am a full time whore, whoreing my photo skills to a big porn company I have coverage. Go figure! Who would of ever thought I would have dental in porn. Anyhow, getting back to my story. I go to the fricken dentist. Dreading my cavity count. By my totals I was going to have like 3. I drink a ton of coffee and that damn vanilla sweetner cant be good for your tombstones. Anyhow, sign in, get greeted and whammy! The fucking dental assistant is a major babe. Not just like wow, LIKE WOW! Amazing. So here I am getting escorted back to my chair of pain & death by the Victoria's Secret of dental hygienists. I sit down for what now is not only going to be uncomfortable but now completely awkward hour of oral probing. The weirdest thing happened (besides my mild chubby) I was looking at her eyebrows. She had amazing, perfect eyebrows. Is it possible that I now have a new fetish? Out with the tan lines and full bush and in with the full eyebrows? Maybe living in Glendale is rubbing off on me. Anyhow, as I stared deeply into her eyes as she hit nerve after nerve I kinda realized I like this chick. And before I could even get a good sweat going she was done. She could be the perfect woman. Makes good money, doesn't talk back (actually she didn't even really talk at all) has a smoking body (even through those dickies I could tell) beautiful face and eyebrows (lol) and what did I do? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Fucking looser. Now I'm sitting here trying to figure out what to do besides wear my dunce cap. On a good note, I had no cavites. YEAH! Go figure.

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