EAT A DUMP - Goldfish With Torpedos!

Goldfish With Torpedos!

Posted on Monday, January 12, 2009 at 2:04 PM

So last night I ended up running into my boy Rainer and his friend Jeff. I've been friends with Rainer for like 12 years and he is fucking hilarious. Anytime we are together it is comedy, last night being no exception. So he gave me a call and wanted to meet up. I was at dinner with Swiss Balls at the Venetian, actually the Palazzo. Some Mexican food place called Los Caminos which is so good! Anyhow, we meet up with him at Circle Bar after and it just got stupid from there. We ended up having a blast, but the one thing that stuck out was how there were so many fake tittied blonde sluts running around. Like 3 drinks in Rainer looks at me and says "The chicks all look like Goldfish with Torpedos." Probably the funniest thing I head my whole trip. Then he proceeded to tell Manuel Ferrara how he was going to take over his job. He was like watchout Manuel For-Eazy. I was on the floor. Then he told me how James Dizzle (AKA James Dean) was cock blocking him with E-Stoya (Stoya)

His boy Jeff looked like he should be in a band, he's a musician so it was fitting. He looked like he was in Oasis or something. Rainer kept saying he had the Oasis starter kit. Highlights of the night include calling some girl who is a BIG whore a mattress monkey. We ended up having a cocktails with Laura from Naughty America and Lauren (who is cute) then we headed over to Lavo which was Lamo. Grand Luxe and were out! Taxi cab home had us coming up with T-Shirt ideas, so far the best slogans are:

Chris Angel & Affliction are so cool!
Dave Navarro is cooler
Justin Timberlake Starter Kit

Fun times in Vegas.

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