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Thursday, February 4, 2010
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Swiss Balls In "Softcore Piledriver"
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
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Jayden Moore BTS
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
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Tanner Mayes BTS
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
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IM ON A BOAT!!!!!!!
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
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FML V2 or I'm On A Boat, Whichever You Prefer
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
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BLAH BLAH BLAH FML!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH ! Back to the old ways. Boats and Ho's Boats & Ho's
Sex Stills Done
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Friday, January 8, 2010
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And just about ready to call it a wrap my friends. This should be a very interesting trip. Got a couple of good meetings set up, a dinner rendezvous with a beauty and who knows what else. Of course Porno Dan's Party this evening, Tomorrow walking the show and of course the awards show. Paul Poke-&-Fold is playing the AVN after party which should be awesome. Let's Do This Vegas.
OMG In Real Life????
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Friday, January 8, 2010
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Ed Hardy has a fucking booth? WOW! WTF is really goin on? It's officially getting douchey-ier than normal huh.
VEGAS BABY
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Friday, January 8, 2010
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So rumor has it that the show is small. I mean real small. I guess the B2B (business to business) section is upstairs on the floor as well. I think that those booths are alot cheaper too. God I'd be pissed if I payed a ton of money for a booth and here are the B2B booths on the floor.
I'm Not Even In Vegas & I Have
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Friday, January 8, 2010
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Exclusive news. Rumor has it that someone got thrown in jail after having a fight with her boyfriend in the casino. I'm sure you'll hear who it is soon enough, just know that I knew 1st (lol). She's up for a ton of awards and I'm guessing that she's not going to be able to get back into the casino to sign. More to come... .. . She's my pal so I dont really wanna put her on blast but the fact that she beat up her dude is amazing though.
I Think
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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I might send flowers with a card that says:
ORAL ASSISTANT WANTED
Assistant with excellent hand/o*ral skills for part-time position with clean, sophisticated male with excellent industry connections (HAHAHAHA).
$500 per month, for perhaps 10 hours a month. Often less.
Steady work for a bright interesting woman.
All ages considered 18-30. Personality counts! Businesswomen preferred.
All replies treated with total dis_cretion. Your privacy will be maintained at all times.
Apply today with a small photo and an interesting email. Earn immediately.
OK thats from Craigslist but it's a good start.
Something Interesting
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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So, I'm not very excited to say this but it had been like 3 years since I had been to the dentist. Since I am a full time whore, whoreing my photo skills to a big porn company I have coverage. Go figure! Who would of ever thought I would have dental in porn. Anyhow, getting back to my story. I go to the fricken dentist. Dreading my cavity count. By my totals I was going to have like 3. I drink a ton of coffee and that damn vanilla sweetner cant be good for your tombstones. Anyhow, sign in, get greeted and whammy! The fucking dental assistant is a major babe. Not just like wow, LIKE WOW! Amazing. So here I am getting escorted back to my chair of pain & death by the Victoria's Secret of dental hygienists. I sit down for what now is not only going to be uncomfortable but now completely awkward hour of oral probing. The weirdest thing happened (besides my mild chubby) I was looking at her eyebrows. She had amazing, perfect eyebrows. Is it possible that I now have a new fetish? Out with the tan lines and full bush and in with the full eyebrows? Maybe living in Glendale is rubbing off on me. Anyhow, as I stared deeply into her eyes as she hit nerve after nerve I kinda realized I like this chick. And before I could even get a good sweat going she was done. She could be the perfect woman. Makes good money, doesn't talk back (actually she didn't even really talk at all) has a smoking body (even through those dickies I could tell) beautiful face and eyebrows (lol) and what did I do? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Fucking looser. Now I'm sitting here trying to figure out what to do besides wear my dunce cap. On a good note, I had no cavites. YEAH! Go figure.
Uuuuhh Hello?
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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Can you say stoked? 2 AVN Noms. Best Amateur Release & Best Packaging. Fun stuff, see what happens when you actually care about your product? This is proof that just because you don't advertise in AVN it doesn't mean they wont recognize you. I'm poor, I don't have that kind of budget (lol) Thanks to my designer Todd T. That's it.
No Words.
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
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Fuck Fuck Fuck! Damn upload button. Well there is a really funny pic that is gonna go up here real soon.
BLACKBERRY TOUR ROCKS
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Monday, November 9, 2009
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Just an FYI. I got a new phone & I love it.
Poached From XXX J's Blog
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Monday, November 9, 2009
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iPorn Scam Revealed: User Numbers are a fraud–Francis Koenig ripping off advertisers
Apparently it was not enough for Francis to rip off AdultVest investors for millions of dollars, now he has turned his sights on ripping off the adult industry itself. Francis has bilked lots of porn advertisers out of some big dollars by faking the iPorn user numbers. Not only does Francis claim that iPorn is worth $1 B, he is telling advertisers that iPorn has 500,000 unique users per day (the real number is 8K/day) and making copies of his Alexa ranking as proof. This is how he perpetrated his scam:
In late May, iPorn’s Alexa ranking was 201,000. A few weeks later it was 2,986. This type of meteoric growth is nearly impossible. In iPorn’s case, it was fraudulent. Francis spent tens of thousands of dollars with traffic brokers to purchase garbage traffic — skimmed traffic redirects, pop-unders and 404 error redirects. In fact he purchased 25 million of these hits from one traffic broker alone. This is the kind of traffic that users have no idea how they got on a site and just click on the site to close it…before it pops up again…and again…and again. Of course nothing converts because these users never meant to go to the iPorn site in the first place and most leave within seconds – the amount of time it takes to find the close window button.
Francis figured out how to game his Alexa rankings by throwing lots of dollars to get tens of millions of hits in a short period of time. Once iPorn broke into the top 3000 ranking on Alexa, Francis instructed his salespeople (most who have left the company because they did not want to be part of Francis’ fraudulent scheme) to make screen capture shots of the ranking and start ‘dialing for dollars’ calling every company that advertises on porn sites and getting pre-payments based on his Alexa ranking. Francis targeted a few of the larger companies to contact himself, to create six figure deals to rip them off personally.
Surprisingly, many top companies fell for the scam and prepaid ad dollars, and a few of the larger companies entered into more complicated deals so that Francis could charge them the really big bucks. Some of these larger companies did a 2 or 3 day test to confirm the numbers. When this occurred, Francis purchased some higher quality traffic just during the test phase to be sure that the conversion rates were not in the toilette. After the test—and AFTER the money was wired into his bank account–Francis would turn off the higher quality traffic because he was losing money on it.
This was a good scam because it is believed that Francis raked in well over $500,000 within the past month from his victims. Now, of course, there was the small problem of delivering on the numbers. Advertisers quickly started phoning iPorn demanding their money back. So Francis devised another scheme and ordered one of his techs to create a script to send 50% of this phony traffic directly to the advertisers on a rotation basis so they would see lots of clicks—but to have the traffic appear that it was coming from iPorn and not directly from the traffic brokers.
The other 50% of the phony traffic still goes to iPorn to keep the Alexa rankings high so he can continue to perpetrate his scam. However, Francis does not want to blow all his new cash on traffic (he needs most of it to spend on his lavish lifestyle since he already blew all the AdultVest investors money), so you will see that his iPorn Alexa ranking has been slipping.
And those poor advertisers, they are now getting clicks from users who not only have no idea who iPorn is, but have no idea how they got to the advertisers ads in the first place. Do you think there are good conversions going on? Well, I bet the advertisers know their not—and if they read this—they now will know why.
But Francis has not stopped there. Quick recap: 1) Francis bilks well-heeled investors for millions in AdultVest, 2) Francis bilks porn advertisers and other big companies for hundreds of thousands. What is the encore?
Now he has targeted the ‘little guy’ and trying to bilk people not in the industry out of their life savings by attempting to sell “iPorn clone sites” for $25K each. These clone sites are exact duplicates of the iPorn site, but with a different logo slapped on it—and Francis gets the cash upfront plus 50% of any ad revenue on the site. Now, these so called clone sites does not take very long to create and charging $2500 might be a stretch—but $25K is robbery. And of course, Francis is sending some of his phony traffic to the clone site (yes, he already found one poor sucker to take him up on his offer) to ‘prove’ that this was a legit deal. Well you can be the judge of this one.
I finally come to the end of posting my iPorn expose. Fact is stranger than fiction and knowledge is power my friends—so anyone else that gets ripped off by Francis Koenig can’t say that they were not warned beforehand…unless of course they don’t read this forum. So do this industry a huge favor and share this posting wherever you can.
Rumors Rumors Rumors
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
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Anybody heard any good ones lately???? Vegas anyone?
FEDOR NOW ON RVCA
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
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Fedor Vladimirovich Emelianenko is now on the RVCA Team. How's that for a sick combo? BJ Penn, Vitor Belfort & Fedor. Amazing! Not to mention the supporters, looks like RVCA is taking a big bite out of the MMA apple! Check the link to see their site.
Could Not Disagree More
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
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With the comments made on www.411mania.com about Brock Lesnar. Brock is not someone I would want to hang out with. I think he looks like an idiot most of the time to tell the truth. I think he brought too much WWF aggro shit into MMA but that being said he seems like he's mellowed out alot lately too. Pretty much anyone who wears Affliction in probably not someone I would care to be hanging out with. But his domination of his fights are not on weight only.
Look back to Rickson Gracies fights especially vs Zulu (link broken) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEWUmDk9xhw there is a 40 pound weight difference and Zulu gets dominated so that throws the weight issue right out the window. I would say that technique has alot to do with fights as well. He has to have some kind of skill to keep Randy down for that long. I give props to anyone who gets into the octagon. Brock a douche? Maybe. Dominant force now? Yes. Forever? No.
Do I smell a Brock vs Kimbo soon???
You heard it here 1st (lol)
Best Thing I've Seen In A While
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Saturday, September 12, 2009
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Proof that girls are evil:
First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Girl = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil
So we are forced to conclude that:
Girl = Evil
Shameless Amateurs V2
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Friday, September 4, 2009
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Streets next week fuckers! It's sick!!!!!! Flaunt Magazine art directed the box (my boy Todd) and the chicks are fucking hot! The authoring was art directed by myself as was the the poster inside the box and the box design (which is really fucking cool) There's 2 bonus scenes that you have to visit ShamelessAmateurs.com to unlock and the menu's are something I have never seen done before on a video so check it out for at least the ideas. Double sided poster, 2 bonus scenes, great box design and intimate videos. SAV2
Memorial???
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Friday, September 4, 2009
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What is everyone getting into? The obv the Lake, the River, the Beach. This is pretty much the last shabang for Summer. Not that the heat is letting up any. Seems like every year Summer is starting later and lasting longer. Global warming! That's it. If ya have anything fun going on and want me to plug it hit me @ eatadump@gmail.com
Long Night
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Thursday, September 3, 2009
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Before the long weekend. Doesn't help any that I blew my shoulder out of socket last night. Not really what I call a fun night but it was more than interesting to say the least. So I moved into a super schwanky new spot. Not the Playboy Mansion or anything but def a step in the right direction. My boy turned me onto these work out straps from this site called monkeybargymnasium.com Anyhow, they are these adjustable straps with handles that attach to pull up bars. You can raise them or lower them for pull ups, dips, push ups ect. Anyhow, I put together this contraption that looks like an E that my friend mounted into the ceiling for my straps to attach to. Cut to 2 months later and I have used my straps a ton, 3 times a week and then yoga 3 times a week equals a pretty f-ing good routine. Well obv the extreme heat and my place being a little on the older side affected the wood. So here I go last night to get a quick workout in and I hear a crrreeeeaak, sqqquueak and I do another one, ssqqquueak, crreeeak and I drop down for another dip and as I push up BLAM!!!! The huge fucking plumbers tube contraption (must weigh like 30 lbs with a 4 HUGE fucking 4 inch screws sticking out of it) comes crashing down on my shoulder and back. WHAM!!! I hit the floor and freak thinking I have just been speared. I go into the bathroom expecting the absolute worst and nothing. Well nothing except I look like a freak. My shoulder slopes like lerch and hurts like hell. Well here I go into the hallway and the only good wall I have without pictures and wham, once in to the wall, nope, nothing. Wham again, there it is. The fucking thing is back in, my shoulder hurts like hell and so much for getting my fitness on. Lesson, fucking a metal hurts!!!!
SKYPE MY TWITTER FACEBOOK
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Monday, August 24, 2009
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I do actually like the twitter thing though. Just wish they would get on it and allow yo to post pics instead of links, fucking gay!
I Haven't Really
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Monday, August 24, 2009
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Been in the mood to do much lately since I have been working my ass off. Really, the last thing I want to do is sit on the computer after sitting on the computer all day (lol) but I figured it was time to say something. It's kinda weird because now I'm working for a BIG company and something that I might of normally of said here could end up getting me in trouble, go figure. So me being the ridiculously smart person that I am just took a time out. Rather have nothing being said than have to censor it. Nothing really interesting to post either, believe it or not it's been pretty uneventful over here. Everyone heard about the Tanner thing, what else? That HIV scare, what else? Who's out of the business? Penny Flame, out. Presley Maddox back in??? Yep, that's right. Jenna Haze is winding down shooting for other people as well. Blah, Blah, Blah. Unlike everyone has said DVD sales are still doing pretty good for certain companies. While others are relying on the internet as the promise land (well their about 10 years late) since pretty much anything you want out there is free. I'm thinking that the DVD market is a great way to kinda deal with piracy. At least for a couple of days until your fucking DVD is ripped to shit and available for download on Pirate Bay. Is VOD the new promise land? Comics? Sounds like a lot of the heavy hitters are thinking it's Webcam. With all the new live shows, that seems like all the rage. Me, I'd like to watch a fucking DVD and jerk it to someone I actually don't know. Or even an Amateur POV on mute so I don't hear the guy at all. Hey, there's an idea. Quite POV's. Or how about dry humping (lol) Well anyhow, back to shooting BIG OILED ASSES. Have a nice day.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009
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I GOT MY FUCKING CHECK FROM METRO!!!!!! OMG. IT HASN"T CLEARED YET BUT IT IS DEPOSITED> STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO... .. .
METRO SUCKS ASS, NO ONE WORK FOR THEM! EVER!!!!
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009
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Now back to your regularly scheduled programming!
Metro = LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thursday, July 2, 2009
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Yet again I have been put on the "Metro List For Payment!" Apparently from the sources that be I've heard that they are having hard times. Yet they continue to shoot. Pay out their Directors (I'm sure that is bound to go south any minute too) Book Talent (Which I'm sure many of them are being stiffed as well) and just ignore the problem. This is rumor I have heard about Metro since I have been in the business. I've had to wait a month for payment from them before because apparently the director fuckedup the packet she turned in but that was it. Metro used to equal slow payment, Metro now equals no payment. If I get this check I will be shocked but until then my BLOG will remain devoted to outing this lame company... .. . The Saga Continues... .. . . .
Fat Is The New Black!
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
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So, seriously. My friend called me this weekend, on Friday to be exact and was like "YO! I went to this Rave last night and it was off the chain!" Literally, this is how he talks. He said, we have to go on Saturday. There is "Mad Trim" there (*trim - super hot girls, 8's 9's & 10's , chicks you'd def. wanna put your willy in) Anyhow, we headed down to this "rave" called Electric Daisy Carnival and it was as he said "Off The Chain" my friends. Never in my life have I seen so many little half naked hotties running around. The 2nd thing I noticed was there were also alot of fat chicks wearing hardly anything too! I mean come on. Literally, no shame in their game at all. Fat girls in skimpy clothes, or lack there of. Seriously, Fat is the new black. It's cool (not really) everyone is doing it. 3rd, there are alot of Gay Cholos in LA! But Raves, wow! I haven't been in a long time and ya know what? The Kids Are Alright!
Metro Watch 2009
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Friday, June 26, 2009
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It's tense here at "Metro Watch 2009". Many letters and bills have arrived but still no sign of the outstanding check otherwise know in the industry as the "Elusive Metro Payment". Beep-Ba-Beep-Beep-Beep (make that sound like a news reporter beep) This just in, payment might be next week? Alright who typed the question mark on the teleprompter. You know Burgundy will read anything you put up there people. Beep-Ba-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Ba-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Ba-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Ba-Beep-Beep-Beep... .. . Next week just might be a voice recorded phone call. Ba-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Ba-Beep-Beep
Super Hot Bitch Alert!!!!!
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
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Avy Scott, God damn!!
METRO UPDATE!!!
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
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Still no check from them yet. No call back from Rick Poras yet either, that's really cool. Although I have by passed him and now deal with Metro East directly. You know what is cool is that I could do his job for half the price and just not do anything from my house. They could have an extra office in-house too! Rumors have it though that I have been put on this "List" to get paid, not sure yet but you will hear it here first if I get a check.
Now I Hardly Ever Do This
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
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But this one just has to be said. I AM FUCKING AMAZED!!! I shot over at Remmet Studio's (remember the super sleazy studios I was ragging on a bit ago) welllllllll, talk about a fucking 180 bro! Those studio are spic & span! I mean literally, they are fighting to be the cleanest studio's in the business. They painted the outside, have 5 separate studio's and pretty much anything porn you would need. I was a great day there. I mean I walked in and the fucking cleaning crew was pine soling the entire studio floor. Amazing job guys seriously. I feel like this is a paid piece (lol)
OMFG I Got Ahold Of Someone At Metro!
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
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I was actually able to get someone on the phone at Metro West the other day. It was someone actually after hours. Poor guy probably knew no better than to give out Metro East's number, he will probably get fired. Then here's the coolest thing. I actually called Metro East and spoke with an actual person there too! Amazing! The best part was that they knew nothing about my outstanding invoice. Now here is the place where I start outing people and naming names. Some dude, schlep or whatever at Metro West, Rick Poras ext 225 has just been burrying invoices apparently. Telling everyone that it's being taken care of. Well homeboy, its not being taken care of. How in the hell do I know more about the billing at a company that you work at? Well whatever the case is, any one that has outstanding money deal directly with Metro East. PS Boycott Metro Babes. I would of never worked for them again unless my friend Penny was working over there. Not only did I get them a free scene that I shot but then I get stiffed? I think that Feb 9th to June 16th is ample time for them to pay me, hmmm over 4 months. Come on. We'll see how this ends up.
Nice, More AIDS
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Friday, June 12, 2009
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Are you kidding me? I really think that they should post the fucking list of names. So not fair for the industry! Who is AIM to play god with everyones health and protection. With the amount of false positives I know they have given for other test this does not comfort me.
I Still Love The Following
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Friday, June 12, 2009
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Hairy Vagina (especially Ricki Raxxx's) Nice Booties (with no hair) Blowjobs, Spooning on Sundays, Long Romantic Walks on the Beach, Surfing, Jiu Jitsu, Free Clothes (RVCA), Whores HHHhhhmmm, what else??
Another Sex Show
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Friday, June 12, 2009
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So this week is ELA or whatever the fuck it's called in Downtown LA. Should be interesting to check out, kinda. It's always a good way to waste some money and a couple hours if you don't have a hottie your banging or have no life. Or if ya just wanna see some whores then come on down.
No one should work for this company! There is a reason LA Direct wont send any of their girls over there any more. Ever since Penny left that place has been on a downward spiral, she was the one thing they had going for them. They owe a ton of people money. And here we thought Metro might of changed? Yeah fucking right, avoid them like the plague!
Happy Hump Day
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009
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Anyone been to Vegas lately? Seen Love or any good shows? I'm headed out there in a couple of weeks and wanna go see something while I'm there. Do something besides drink and go to strip clubs (lol) Anything? Hit me up.
Devon Who???
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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This is from lukeisback.com Wednesday, May 06, 2009 YES, IT IS TRUE… Category: Life For everyone who has asked over the last 2 years, YES, it is indeed TRUE, the rumors of what occored during the shooting of Devon does Baja, was by far the WORST experience imaginable….(take a look @ the track records of some of the performers they continue 2 promote…such as, convicted, imprisoned, sex offenders.) 5.10.09 The rumors were that i was raped, by jack venice, who is now serving life in prison 4 raping a collage girl, in i think, sandiego, n also that there was very severe physical, n verball abouse, all of wich is indeed true. even the owners of the company shanes world, new about it, yet did nothing….that would b y i never did another movie 4 shanes world. if u get a chance, check out their site, they r still promting jack venice, who has been convicted of rape, n is now serving a life sentance. will not be up 4 paroll 4 at least 10 years….so karma really is a bitch, cuz it came back around n got that piece of shit! xoxo, Devon. Now the truth: I do hate hearing this type of shit for many reasons. 1 being that I consider Jack Venice a friend, now no one really knows what happened up there but him and the other guy who got in trouble & the chick. Jack was a very lighthearted, easy go lucky guy. The one thing everyone forgets wether you like him or not he did find Alexis Texas, Rachel Starr & Rachel Roxxx (so you gotta like one of them) 2nd is that I like Devon, she was always very cool to me (Shot her in Baja, for web content, for other people after her contract was up) but as far as her being raped? Are you fucking kidding me? I was on that Baja trip and she might actually think that because of the amount of pills she was on. Watch the movie, if you cant tell then you might be high. I think you see her with her tooth brush halfway down her throat at some point. I just hate this shit, its not fair to say shit about someone who cant defend himself, wether you like him or not. Just not cool. Why wait till now to come out with this? If it was something like that, just convienient I guess. That and a lack of stuff to talk about, and on myspace? Come on. Feel like some one has to set the record straight.
Just A Little Something From Adrianna Nicole
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Thursday, May 7, 2009
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I know this is for someone else but here it goes, hope I don'tget her in trouble:
Maybe it could go into the 'What the Fuck Happened? (to our friendship)' section:
Ten Reasons I Probably Don't Want to Hang Out With You
1) You are a heterosexual male/female using the word 'Fag' in a pejorative manner.
2) You are a woman with a child who told the child's father 'Of course I'm on the pill' in order to make the selfish decision to have a child just that, all your decision. What ever 'smart' reasons you might have (saving an already broken relationship, having someone to love you unconditionally, etc.) your plan will backfire and create resentment.
3) You are underemployed and able bodied and sit around complaining about how bored you are and how you can't pay your bills but you are not actively looking for work, instead you lay around the house all day watching TV and looking at anything other than employment opportunities online.
4) You are over 25 (not in school) and have roommates.
5) You are a male friend who thinks that because I work in the adult industry and have had sex with a wide variety of ages and body types and, you know, I'm so cool to hang out with, and we have a really good time hanging out and shooting the shit that we should just take the next step and fuck each other or that we'd 'make a really good couple'....Um, no. The answer to this is a) I'm NOT interested; b) I'm not shy, if I were interested in you sexually YOU would be the first to know. I'm not shy. I wouldn't keep it a secret. ; c) I don't want to date you.
6) I've traveled with you and seen the worst side of you...Guess what? I really didn't like it.
7) You are a psychic vampire. Your life is a series of complaints and misery which you seem to endlessly be whining about to other people (anyone who will read about it online or listen to you) but you don't do anything to help yourself out. If you don't want to help yourself out, don't think that I want to help you out either. I'm not a licensed therapist and you are not paying me.
8) You are someone who randomly emails me on myspace or twitter asking to chat, leaving your number, asking for my MSN, Yahoo, or AOL IM account (double this sentiment if you have never heard of spell check.) I don't 'chat' and I don't want to trade pictures with you.
9) You are the last one in the group to take your wallet out when out for drinks or food. Not carrying cash, sneaking off to the toilet, or wandering away to look for an ATM. You are not being sneaky or clever, you are just being a douchebag.
10) Your attention span is so short that you can't remember what you said or did a week ago, or even ten minutes ago and now you want to debate it.
I'm Getting A New
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Sunday, April 26, 2009
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Camera bitches! I've officially come up with one of the sickest fucking lighting schemes in a long time. Ordered umbrellas from Sweden, their on the way. Figured out the new lights i'm getting. Figured out the new camera. Gotta figure out the settings in camera though (dont have it, i'm on the waiting list) Ordered new limited edition focusing screens with infared focus detection with hyper highlight detection. Purchased the gold CF cards for super technical downloads (more information that is normally lost in transfer) Peeps are gonna be playin catch up once again. Bought my Polish ringlight and the BW neutral density UV filter with hyper focus option. Wowzers!!!
Something Else
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Sunday, April 26, 2009
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Why does sprint have to drop the ball so fucking much with their phones? Their service is the best around (for my area anyway, I never have problems) but their phones suck balls. We dont have the iphone, the blackberry touch, the storm we have the treo! Whop-de-fucking-do! That thing crashes more than Amy's PC. I need a new phone sprint, hook us the fuck up!!!!
Things I Love & Hate (Edition 1)
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Sunday, April 26, 2009
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LOVE:
1. My Leica digital
2. Great deals
3. My Samys Card
4. Profoto
5. My New Surfboards (Cordell Miller)
6. Working Full Time
7. Moving, not really but the end result will rock
8. Getting paid to do what I love (your girlfriend lol) no, my job rocks though
9. Hairy Vaginas
10. Having true supportive friends (Guy, Sal, Tofer, Todd, Mike yall rock)
11. The fact that adult is the new cool, haven't we know that for a long time
HATE:
1. Loud over the top porn girls
2. FIPs
3. MRSA Filled locations
4. When you think your gonna fart but it isn't (hahaha)
5. Being Tired
6. Having to fit too much in a day
7.Having to pay off my Samys card
8. Hang Overs
9. Dust! it is my fucking enemy
10. Back pain (which is actually my #1)
Any
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Monday, April 20, 2009
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One addicted to a new site? I haven't really had any a new site fix lately, fill me in!
Long Ass Weekend
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Monday, April 20, 2009
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10:30 AM
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And nothing to really show for it! I was gonna head do to Coachella on Saturday night but that fell apart with my huge head ache! So I ended up eating a late dinner, taking a ton of advil and passing out! After massive amount of caffene on Sunday I hit my hardrives to start piecing together my book and my editorial for Rojo Magazine (gotta thank Tofer for that hook-up) 7 hours later and 2 gigs of images later I had to call it quits. Not that the wine was helping my attention any but fuck! There is only so long that you can hang staring attentively at your computer screen. That and having a pinched nerve in my lower back doesn't make my sitting any better, that and my couch (lol) Needless to say, it was a pain in the ass. Can't wait to fucking move into my new place. I have like a month, I'll be so stoked to have more space. Anyhow, look forward to some pics here soon from the project.
Double Dipping
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Friday, April 10, 2009
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9:09 AM
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And I'm not talking about banging two girls in one day but working two jobs in one day can really suck! Yesterday that was the case for me and let me tell you something. Packing up fast, racing to another job and color correcting and burning porn pics at Starbucks for the client at 9pm suck the Big Wang! Not to mention that my back has been killing me for the past couple of days. I felt like a crack head trying to get ahold of anything to kill the pain. Even going as far as wanting to get my Medical Marijuana card (and I am so not a stoner) I finally scored some pills (lol) from my friend (my polish dealer) 4 IB 800's for the inflamation and a couple of muscle relaxors. Of course topped of by a couple of drinks to really kick things in. Cut to a couple of days better, 3 Chairopractic appointments later and the kid is feeling a little better. Well, my ass will be taking it easy this weekend, hope everyone has a good Easter weekend.
To really post shit as I feel I might regret some of my words and actions. As to say the least I have been a little pissed off with more than a few people that are my so called friends. Besides that everything is awesome. Work has been busy as all hell lately. Been literally swamped. My editorial in Flaunt Magazine is out on the news stands now so go check it out. It's my polaroid project. I have another editorial coming out in BLISSS MAG next month with Georgia Jones. Who's birthday was this past weekend, Happy 21 babe, finally legal to do all the shit you've been doin for a long time. What else? The creative director for Flaunt is gonna be doing my 2nd box cover for Shameless Amateurs which I am so fucking stoked about. Stay tuned here for what it looks like. Should be really graphically strong, there's gonna be a collaboration on the poster (hopefully) with me and my boy Tofer so this one is gonna be off the chain. I think my boy JC might even throw together a hook for menus (lol) Lots of fun stuff goin on unless GR hooks me up with a dope track. Trying to keep going with the polaroid project and finalize it, without sacraficing quality of course. Anyhow, here's the address, http://www.flaunt.com/issues/current (the fucking link button on safari doesn't work) under the featured stories scroll down to "Casting Couch" & click it, good shit.
WA-WA-WOOOH!
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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9:55 PM
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Over the hump day... .. .
Soooooo-o
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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9:49 PM
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(this was supposed to get posted last weekend, for some reason it didn't, sorry) I have to shoot a girl that I am realllllly not that into! Actually she is a pain int the ass. This should be a fucking blast. Always fun when you hear shit through the grape vine (reliable friends) that someone says about you. As a matter a fact you are going to have to hold that soft-core fucking piledriver for 30 minutes. Oh did I mention that it's IR and she'll be getting tooled for a very long time! Can't fucking wait. Talk shit about me some more and you'll be holding that position forever bitch. Maybe she's just mad because I never gave the chub rock a second look or put her in the rotation. Either way, I love my life!
