Metro = LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yet again I have been put on the "Metro List For Payment!" Apparently from the sources that be I've heard that they are having hard times. Yet they continue to shoot. Pay out their Directors (I'm sure that is bound to go south any minute too) Book Talent (Which I'm sure many of them are being stiffed as well) and just ignore the problem. This is rumor I have heard about Metro since I have been in the business. I've had to wait a month for payment from them before because apparently the director fuckedup the packet she turned in but that was it. Metro used to equal slow payment, Metro now equals no payment. If I get this check I will be shocked but until then my BLOG will remain devoted to outing this lame company... .. . The Saga Continues... .. . . .
Fat Is The New Black!
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
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So, seriously. My friend called me this weekend, on Friday to be exact and was like "YO! I went to this Rave last night and it was off the chain!" Literally, this is how he talks. He said, we have to go on Saturday. There is "Mad Trim" there (*trim - super hot girls, 8's 9's & 10's , chicks you'd def. wanna put your willy in) Anyhow, we headed down to this "rave" called Electric Daisy Carnival and it was as he said "Off The Chain" my friends. Never in my life have I seen so many little half naked hotties running around. The 2nd thing I noticed was there were also alot of fat chicks wearing hardly anything too! I mean come on. Literally, no shame in their game at all. Fat girls in skimpy clothes, or lack there of. Seriously, Fat is the new black. It's cool (not really) everyone is doing it. 3rd, there are alot of Gay Cholos in LA! But Raves, wow! I haven't been in a long time and ya know what? The Kids Are Alright!
Metro Watch 2009
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Friday, June 26, 2009
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It's tense here at "Metro Watch 2009". Many letters and bills have arrived but still no sign of the outstanding check otherwise know in the industry as the "Elusive Metro Payment". Beep-Ba-Beep-Beep-Beep (make that sound like a news reporter beep) This just in, payment might be next week? Alright who typed the question mark on the teleprompter. You know Burgundy will read anything you put up there people. Beep-Ba-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Ba-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Ba-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Ba-Beep-Beep-Beep... .. . Next week just might be a voice recorded phone call. Ba-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Ba-Beep-Beep
Super Hot Bitch Alert!!!!!
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
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Avy Scott, God damn!!
METRO UPDATE!!!
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
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Still no check from them yet. No call back from Rick Poras yet either, that's really cool. Although I have by passed him and now deal with Metro East directly. You know what is cool is that I could do his job for half the price and just not do anything from my house. They could have an extra office in-house too! Rumors have it though that I have been put on this "List" to get paid, not sure yet but you will hear it here first if I get a check.
Now I Hardly Ever Do This
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
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But this one just has to be said. I AM FUCKING AMAZED!!! I shot over at Remmet Studio's (remember the super sleazy studios I was ragging on a bit ago) welllllllll, talk about a fucking 180 bro! Those studio are spic & span! I mean literally, they are fighting to be the cleanest studio's in the business. They painted the outside, have 5 separate studio's and pretty much anything porn you would need. I was a great day there. I mean I walked in and the fucking cleaning crew was pine soling the entire studio floor. Amazing job guys seriously. I feel like this is a paid piece (lol)
OMFG I Got Ahold Of Someone At Metro!
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
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I was actually able to get someone on the phone at Metro West the other day. It was someone actually after hours. Poor guy probably knew no better than to give out Metro East's number, he will probably get fired. Then here's the coolest thing. I actually called Metro East and spoke with an actual person there too! Amazing! The best part was that they knew nothing about my outstanding invoice. Now here is the place where I start outing people and naming names. Some dude, schlep or whatever at Metro West, Rick Poras ext 225 has just been burrying invoices apparently. Telling everyone that it's being taken care of. Well homeboy, its not being taken care of. How in the hell do I know more about the billing at a company that you work at? Well whatever the case is, any one that has outstanding money deal directly with Metro East. PS Boycott Metro Babes. I would of never worked for them again unless my friend Penny was working over there. Not only did I get them a free scene that I shot but then I get stiffed? I think that Feb 9th to June 16th is ample time for them to pay me, hmmm over 4 months. Come on. We'll see how this ends up.
Nice, More AIDS
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Friday, June 12, 2009
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Are you kidding me? I really think that they should post the fucking list of names. So not fair for the industry! Who is AIM to play god with everyones health and protection. With the amount of false positives I know they have given for other test this does not comfort me.
I Still Love The Following
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Friday, June 12, 2009
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Hairy Vagina (especially Ricki Raxxx's) Nice Booties (with no hair) Blowjobs, Spooning on Sundays, Long Romantic Walks on the Beach, Surfing, Jiu Jitsu, Free Clothes (RVCA), Whores HHHhhhmmm, what else??
Another Sex Show
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Friday, June 12, 2009
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So this week is ELA or whatever the fuck it's called in Downtown LA. Should be interesting to check out, kinda. It's always a good way to waste some money and a couple hours if you don't have a hottie your banging or have no life. Or if ya just wanna see some whores then come on down.
METRO & METRO BABES SUCKS ASS!
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Monday, June 1, 2009
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No one should work for this company! There is a reason LA Direct wont send any of their girls over there any more. Ever since Penny left that place has been on a downward spiral, she was the one thing they had going for them. They owe a ton of people money. And here we thought Metro might of changed? Yeah fucking right, avoid them like the plague!
Happy Hump Day
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009
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Anyone been to Vegas lately? Seen Love or any good shows? I'm headed out there in a couple of weeks and wanna go see something while I'm there. Do something besides drink and go to strip clubs (lol) Anything? Hit me up.
Devon Who???
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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This is from lukeisback.com Wednesday, May 06, 2009 YES, IT IS TRUE… Category: Life For everyone who has asked over the last 2 years, YES, it is indeed TRUE, the rumors of what occored during the shooting of Devon does Baja, was by far the WORST experience imaginable….(take a look @ the track records of some of the performers they continue 2 promote…such as, convicted, imprisoned, sex offenders.) 5.10.09 The rumors were that i was raped, by jack venice, who is now serving life in prison 4 raping a collage girl, in i think, sandiego, n also that there was very severe physical, n verball abouse, all of wich is indeed true. even the owners of the company shanes world, new about it, yet did nothing….that would b y i never did another movie 4 shanes world. if u get a chance, check out their site, they r still promting jack venice, who has been convicted of rape, n is now serving a life sentance. will not be up 4 paroll 4 at least 10 years….so karma really is a bitch, cuz it came back around n got that piece of shit! xoxo, Devon. Now the truth: I do hate hearing this type of shit for many reasons. 1 being that I consider Jack Venice a friend, now no one really knows what happened up there but him and the other guy who got in trouble & the chick. Jack was a very lighthearted, easy go lucky guy. The one thing everyone forgets wether you like him or not he did find Alexis Texas, Rachel Starr & Rachel Roxxx (so you gotta like one of them) 2nd is that I like Devon, she was always very cool to me (Shot her in Baja, for web content, for other people after her contract was up) but as far as her being raped? Are you fucking kidding me? I was on that Baja trip and she might actually think that because of the amount of pills she was on. Watch the movie, if you cant tell then you might be high. I think you see her with her tooth brush halfway down her throat at some point. I just hate this shit, its not fair to say shit about someone who cant defend himself, wether you like him or not. Just not cool. Why wait till now to come out with this? If it was something like that, just convienient I guess. That and a lack of stuff to talk about, and on myspace? Come on. Feel like some one has to set the record straight.
Just A Little Something From Adrianna Nicole
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Thursday, May 7, 2009
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I know this is for someone else but here it goes, hope I don'tget her in trouble:
Maybe it could go into the 'What the Fuck Happened? (to our friendship)' section:
Ten Reasons I Probably Don't Want to Hang Out With You
1) You are a heterosexual male/female using the word 'Fag' in a pejorative manner.
2) You are a woman with a child who told the child's father 'Of course I'm on the pill' in order to make the selfish decision to have a child just that, all your decision. What ever 'smart' reasons you might have (saving an already broken relationship, having someone to love you unconditionally, etc.) your plan will backfire and create resentment.
3) You are underemployed and able bodied and sit around complaining about how bored you are and how you can't pay your bills but you are not actively looking for work, instead you lay around the house all day watching TV and looking at anything other than employment opportunities online.
4) You are over 25 (not in school) and have roommates.
5) You are a male friend who thinks that because I work in the adult industry and have had sex with a wide variety of ages and body types and, you know, I'm so cool to hang out with, and we have a really good time hanging out and shooting the shit that we should just take the next step and fuck each other or that we'd 'make a really good couple'....Um, no. The answer to this is a) I'm NOT interested; b) I'm not shy, if I were interested in you sexually YOU would be the first to know. I'm not shy. I wouldn't keep it a secret. ; c) I don't want to date you.
6) I've traveled with you and seen the worst side of you...Guess what? I really didn't like it.
7) You are a psychic vampire. Your life is a series of complaints and misery which you seem to endlessly be whining about to other people (anyone who will read about it online or listen to you) but you don't do anything to help yourself out. If you don't want to help yourself out, don't think that I want to help you out either. I'm not a licensed therapist and you are not paying me.
8) You are someone who randomly emails me on myspace or twitter asking to chat, leaving your number, asking for my MSN, Yahoo, or AOL IM account (double this sentiment if you have never heard of spell check.) I don't 'chat' and I don't want to trade pictures with you.
9) You are the last one in the group to take your wallet out when out for drinks or food. Not carrying cash, sneaking off to the toilet, or wandering away to look for an ATM. You are not being sneaky or clever, you are just being a douchebag.
10) Your attention span is so short that you can't remember what you said or did a week ago, or even ten minutes ago and now you want to debate it.
I'm Getting A New
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Sunday, April 26, 2009
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Camera bitches! I've officially come up with one of the sickest fucking lighting schemes in a long time. Ordered umbrellas from Sweden, their on the way. Figured out the new lights i'm getting. Figured out the new camera. Gotta figure out the settings in camera though (dont have it, i'm on the waiting list) Ordered new limited edition focusing screens with infared focus detection with hyper highlight detection. Purchased the gold CF cards for super technical downloads (more information that is normally lost in transfer) Peeps are gonna be playin catch up once again. Bought my Polish ringlight and the BW neutral density UV filter with hyper focus option. Wowzers!!!
Something Else
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Sunday, April 26, 2009
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Why does sprint have to drop the ball so fucking much with their phones? Their service is the best around (for my area anyway, I never have problems) but their phones suck balls. We dont have the iphone, the blackberry touch, the storm we have the treo! Whop-de-fucking-do! That thing crashes more than Amy's PC. I need a new phone sprint, hook us the fuck up!!!!
Things I Love & Hate (Edition 1)
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Sunday, April 26, 2009
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LOVE:
1. My Leica digital
2. Great deals
3. My Samys Card
4. Profoto
5. My New Surfboards (Cordell Miller)
6. Working Full Time
7. Moving, not really but the end result will rock
8. Getting paid to do what I love (your girlfriend lol) no, my job rocks though
9. Hairy Vaginas
10. Having true supportive friends (Guy, Sal, Tofer, Todd, Mike yall rock)
11. The fact that adult is the new cool, haven't we know that for a long time
HATE:
1. Loud over the top porn girls
2. FIPs
3. MRSA Filled locations
4. When you think your gonna fart but it isn't (hahaha)
5. Being Tired
6. Having to fit too much in a day
7.Having to pay off my Samys card
8. Hang Overs
9. Dust! it is my fucking enemy
10. Back pain (which is actually my #1)
Any
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Monday, April 20, 2009
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One addicted to a new site? I haven't really had any a new site fix lately, fill me in!
Long Ass Weekend
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Monday, April 20, 2009
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And nothing to really show for it! I was gonna head do to Coachella on Saturday night but that fell apart with my huge head ache! So I ended up eating a late dinner, taking a ton of advil and passing out! After massive amount of caffene on Sunday I hit my hardrives to start piecing together my book and my editorial for Rojo Magazine (gotta thank Tofer for that hook-up) 7 hours later and 2 gigs of images later I had to call it quits. Not that the wine was helping my attention any but fuck! There is only so long that you can hang staring attentively at your computer screen. That and having a pinched nerve in my lower back doesn't make my sitting any better, that and my couch (lol) Needless to say, it was a pain in the ass. Can't wait to fucking move into my new place. I have like a month, I'll be so stoked to have more space. Anyhow, look forward to some pics here soon from the project.
Double Dipping
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Friday, April 10, 2009
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And I'm not talking about banging two girls in one day but working two jobs in one day can really suck! Yesterday that was the case for me and let me tell you something. Packing up fast, racing to another job and color correcting and burning porn pics at Starbucks for the client at 9pm suck the Big Wang! Not to mention that my back has been killing me for the past couple of days. I felt like a crack head trying to get ahold of anything to kill the pain. Even going as far as wanting to get my Medical Marijuana card (and I am so not a stoner) I finally scored some pills (lol) from my friend (my polish dealer) 4 IB 800's for the inflamation and a couple of muscle relaxors. Of course topped of by a couple of drinks to really kick things in. Cut to a couple of days better, 3 Chairopractic appointments later and the kid is feeling a little better. Well, my ass will be taking it easy this weekend, hope everyone has a good Easter weekend.
I Haven't Been In The Mood
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Monday, April 6, 2009
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To really post shit as I feel I might regret some of my words and actions. As to say the least I have been a little pissed off with more than a few people that are my so called friends. Besides that everything is awesome. Work has been busy as all hell lately. Been literally swamped. My editorial in Flaunt Magazine is out on the news stands now so go check it out. It's my polaroid project. I have another editorial coming out in BLISSS MAG next month with Georgia Jones. Who's birthday was this past weekend, Happy 21 babe, finally legal to do all the shit you've been doin for a long time. What else? The creative director for Flaunt is gonna be doing my 2nd box cover for Shameless Amateurs which I am so fucking stoked about. Stay tuned here for what it looks like. Should be really graphically strong, there's gonna be a collaboration on the poster (hopefully) with me and my boy Tofer so this one is gonna be off the chain. I think my boy JC might even throw together a hook for menus (lol) Lots of fun stuff goin on unless GR hooks me up with a dope track. Trying to keep going with the polaroid project and finalize it, without sacraficing quality of course. Anyhow, here's the address, http://www.flaunt.com/issues/current (the fucking link button on safari doesn't work) under the featured stories scroll down to "Casting Couch" & click it, good shit.
WA-WA-WOOOH!
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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Over the hump day... .. .
Soooooo-o
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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(this was supposed to get posted last weekend, for some reason it didn't, sorry) I have to shoot a girl that I am realllllly not that into! Actually she is a pain int the ass. This should be a fucking blast. Always fun when you hear shit through the grape vine (reliable friends) that someone says about you. As a matter a fact you are going to have to hold that soft-core fucking piledriver for 30 minutes. Oh did I mention that it's IR and she'll be getting tooled for a very long time! Can't fucking wait. Talk shit about me some more and you'll be holding that position forever bitch. Maybe she's just mad because I never gave the chub rock a second look or put her in the rotation. Either way, I love my life!
Dirty Place I Have To Work
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Saturday, March 21, 2009
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I am so fucking over shooting in super skeezy locations! If I have to shoot another fucking day at Remmet Studios I think that I am going to off myself! Fucking-A! I swear to god that I spend half my rate on cleaning & disinfecting spray every time I go there. I wonder seriously how much infection is in that place? Or just studios or shoot houses in general. Not clowning the guy but I always feel like I need a good scrubbing after I leave the joint. Better yet, maybe I should just set myself on fire! I'm burnin, I'm burnin. Nothing really too interesting here on the homefront. Just keeping the site going and shooting as much as I can. I just shot a super cuties first scene the other day. Pretty sure she is going to be my new box cover. She is fucking cute as hell. Wont let the cat out of the bag quite yeet but as soon as I have the art I will put it up.
What does everyone think of a black & white box cover? I was gonna do that for the next one. Any info on that? Hit me up on the email. Have a good rest of the weekend.
Shameless Amateurs.com Finally Fucking Launches!
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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Why's Weed So Strong?
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Sunday, March 15, 2009
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So last night was my boy Tofer's art opening. Had a great time over there. It's so sick to see one of your friends really excel in something. This guys art is pretty amazing, makes you just really want to focus on things that are super important. Get focused people. Then rolled from there over to Crazy Girls for a second to chill out and get a drink. Got a call from a homie that was over at what's that place with the bull called in Hollywood? Saddle Ranch? Anyway went over there for a bit. Watched really ridiculously big girls get tossed repeatedly off the mechanical bull. That was fun for about 10 minutes. Then we headed outside to say our good bye's and low and behold what happened? Well the chicky put her phone down to light her cigarette and never picked it up. She smoked the thing and we all hugged and they were gone. 5 minutes later I was finishing up my drink and look down and see her phone. I grab the little fucker and go to see if I can catch her before she leaves. I catch up to her and her girlfriend at the parking lot. Full squat, and halfway through a good piss her eyes light up. gave her the phone, she said she owed me big time, blah, blah, blah, your a dirty whore and I'm out. 10 minutes of drunk (well make that buzzed) driving later and I was at my friends after party for his show @ the place called Temporary Space's. Fun little spor full of all sorts of whiper snappers. More drinks ensued and BLAM! Before I know it, it's 2am and the place is closing.
Another 10 minutes of drunken driving and I am at the after after party at my boys house. Now here is where the Mara-Ja-Juana comes into affect. My boy pulls out the bud that is the king of all fucking buds, I mean like straight Cheech & Chong shit. It's called Plane Wreck (Not to be confused with my boy Train Wreck aka A1REK) Well 1st off I never smoke, I mean hardly ever. 2nd the name should of let me know right there. 3rd, after smoking this shit, and I only had 2 fucking small hits I was glued to the fucking couch. Everyone was having a good time, talking, ect ect. But me, I was the observer. Glued to the fucking couch. Seriously, I think I was in and out of conciousness for like 3 hours. Woke up at around 6am and headed home in a daze. Slept until like 2pm the afternoon and finally got my day started. Way to go looser. Hence the name of this one, I need some of that beginner shit. I need like train wheel weed. The shit you start on. Fuck Plane Wreck!!!
Cheeta's El Bar
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009
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That was my night! Started off finishing up a super long day at the good ol El Bar. Polished off a couple Stella's then got the call to meet my boy over at Cheeta's for some good ol fashioned debauchery with some grim strippers. That place is so fucking hit & miss! One night you have amazing Russian whores, the likes that give my favorite porn girls Georgia Jones & Karlie Montana a race in the booty department to just crack hookers. Fucking amazing! Peace! I was out and on my way home. Gave my boy Jay a call and he was like "El Bar Yo!" So back to the amazing El Bar it was until closing & for sure nursing a hang over this am.
OOowwwhh! Go head ache. 4 advils, 1 jack off, 2 large coffee's later, a Starbucks & multiple lame phone conversations and I was in OC getting clothes for an editorial I'm shooting next week. Back home and up to my editors house and I am fucking tired.
Waking Up this Early
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Friday, March 6, 2009
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Is for the fucking birds! on our way out of LA for the Shane's World trip and lemme tell you that boy oh boy does 3a suck ass when you went to sleep @ 1! For those of you that didn't hit up Charles Dera's fight last night he lost. But man oh man does that dude have heart. Takes alot of balls just to get in that ring and I give him mad props. Well Shameless out, see ya when I get back.
Getting Ready
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Thursday, March 5, 2009
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To get the hell out of here for a bit. Heading up to the snow, a frothy wonderland for a Shane's World trip. Should end up being a interesting one. I'll fill you asses in when I get back. My site will be launched beginning of next week which I am super stoked about. I'll fill all your asses in when the official launch is.
But, and not a big all BUTT like Alexis Texas's butt (speaking of I need to calll her, she owes me a scene) tonight is an amazing evening. Charles Dera is fighting in somewhere close. I think that it's Westlake, I think the Westlake Hilton. So go and support a brother, check him out. I have no idea who he is fighting but I have a feeling he is going to do very well. That's it, that's pretty much all I have to say.
Recap:
Frothy Snow Trip Tomorrow
Charles Dera's Fight Tonight
Oh yeah, Porno Dan's party is tonight at Blue Moon in the 818. So if your lame and can't get in to any Hollywood spots or just want to see your favorite little sluts then head over there. His partys are always a fun time.
Sweaty Nutsack!
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
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So yesterday I went to the first Kundalini Yoga class and let me tell you this. That shit kicks your ass! I ran into my friend Danielle the other night at Crazy Girls. Blah, Blah, Blah, I'm a dirty whore $30- dollars on drinks, 1 lap dance and 24 hours later I'm sweating my ass off in that damn class with her. Fucking-A! I feel really good but something weird happened. I thing I awoke my inner de-tox because last night I was sweating like a whore in church. Seriously, I woke up at like 7am this morning and was soaked! I literally went to the bathroom and dried off with a towel. Took of my shorts and shirt and threw on something else to wear. It's like I had the flu but totally didn't. Today I still kinda feel la little weird but I feel like a weight has been lifted off me. Noot to get too deep on a porn blog & shit. But to quote James Brown "I feeeeeeeeeel good."
Forgot One
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Friday, February 27, 2009
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Some New Logo's
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Friday, February 27, 2009
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Well my site is about to launch beginning of next week and I have a couple of new logo's. What do you think? Personally I like the PSSSSTT... Wanna good TIme? That I posted earlier on my blog but these are fun too. Especially the Kodak or Kinda Professional Film Box. Makes me fucking laugh. Surfed today in Malibu, the water was crystal clear and the surf was super fun. My new wetsuit is almost too fucking warm. It's almost uncomfortable. Stayed out for like 3 hours, cought a bunch of really fun ones. Have a great weekend everyone, should be an interesting one. Lots to report back to you with on Monday. Until then... .. .
COCKBLOCKERY
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
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I have a new blog. COCKBLOCKERY (check the link on the side) Stories from people about getting cockblocked either by friends, girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-friends, total strangers, family members, MOM? Anyway, ya got some stories about getting blocked or blocking hit me up on our email eatadump@gmail.com and tell me your story.
Just Some Random Pics From My Polaroid Project
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
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That I've shoot over that past 3 months. These are just some random pictures in peoples houses that I've shot. They are nice enough to let me into their lives for a time and into their house's. Well here is what I saw on a couple of the shoots.
So Do You Ever Just Say Why?
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
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Or How? How in the hell did I end up here? Why am I here? Why am I still shooting this damn scene? Well I had one of those moments today. It's so fucking weird, or as my friend Jessica says, Sofa King. I had the pleasure of shooting one of the cutest girls I've laid eyes on in a long time today. I mean when you look at the fucking girl she could be a model, fucking hot as hell. And the Vageen, OMG! Amazing! The cutest little thing ever. I mean this is where I feel creepy. If I was the guy who found her I'd have the worst feeling of guilt for turning this one out. There will be a VIP seat for that guy in the firery room I'm sure. But, and a BIG but it made the end of my day so much easier. Sometimes my job is a double ended sword. Fucking-A it sucks having a conscious sometimes. On a brighter note, I did save a ton on my insurance by switching to Geico.
PS I bought some good URL's today too, here they are:
* www.backstagebooty.com (think maybe I'll become an affiliate to backstageass.com when it launches)
* www.cockblockery.com This one was inspired by two people, one is my BIG friend Mohawk Steve who coined the phrase which is amazing. Think this one is gonna be a blog about getting cock blocked by chicks and friends. The other inspireor is a girl I used to date who majorly cock blocked me. Hence the site name.
* www.kookkluxklan.com Now the term "Kook" is a surfing term to describe someone who just a dork, a kook, flailing around in and out of the water. Though this could be user submitable site where people submit friends, foes & just random Kooks to join the Klan.
Yeah, this is what I look forward too. Gay URL's. Fucking Amazing. I'm gonna finish my wine and go to sleep. I got tomorrow off since I got COCKBLOCKERIED right out of work too. Fuck it, I'm gonna surf in the am... .. .
Late.
OK
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
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So I hurt my finger a while back, pretty fricken good. Well the thing just still isn't perfect yet. actually not even close. It's still a little fat and isn't quite straight, bummer! Oh well. But this girl I'm friends with keeps on calling my fingers my (sounded out) fill-an-geez now I've heard them called digits before but never that. So we look it up on her schwanky iphone and no bueno. Nothing there either. Still waiting to throw it in my face. Just a funny little tid bit of info before I jam off to shoot whores and make tha world a safe place for gayping assholes. Romantic hugh (lol)
So I Shot Yesterday
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Saturday, February 21, 2009
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For Brett Brando @ Brazzers and had the pleasure of finally shooting Jenny Hendrix. Not only is this one hot as fuck but she is super cool. Shot at this very strange studio downtown (strange to say the least) Then rushed it back to my house to try and get in a surf before dark. Got to my house and raced my equipment in and raced my ass out to Malibu. Murphys law, the worst traffic I have had in weeks. Got out to Malibu right as it got dark. Fucking-A! Headed over to Starbucks to grab a coffee and enjoy the little light there was left & take in the sea air. Ended up running into the Sarge and he invited me over. Ended up just chillin, watched TV and chatted. A couple of glasses of wine later my ass was asleep.
Woke up this am in the most uncomfortable position on his couch. Heated up my left over Starbucks and headed my ass to the beach. Low and behold what did I see? 6' perfection at Zuma. I couldn't get into my wetsuit fast enough. Surfed my brains out for like 3 hours until my arms were spaghetti. Nice begining to an awesome day. Headed over to my "friends" house for coffee on my way home (being that I only had lilke 2 sips before my surf) and chilled for a bit. Very nice, very nice. Headed over to the car wash and got my filthy truck cleaned and then headed home. Just about to jump in the shower and head to dinner with Penny & Brett for Pennys Birthday Dinner. That will be a blast. Then my friends 10 year celebration for getting off parole! GO JAY! Gotta enjoy tonight, shooting tomorrow, not too early though. have a great weekend everyone. Mine is starting out pretty fucking good... .. .
Imsofuckinghorny.com
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
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Sometimes you just have to sit back and fucking laugh your ass off. Now I can't get into the whole back story right now on the URL but I received this from Register. So funny, next time you are registering a fucked up URL have the person repeat the spelling of the URL back to you. Can you imagine what their day s are like? In this big bull pen with a ton of other people answering phones and you ask them to spell something back like ilovehumpingyourmomsgapingass.com (lol) Well here is something to make you laugh.
As The Porn World Turns
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Monday, February 16, 2009
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Out, they didn't drop the link, guess I just got moved to the I don't post so often zone since I have been having problems with this dang thing. Now that I'm back up and running I should be around on the main page again soon. We'll see. Gotta thank Terri for the email though, good looking out. I had to fight to get on that site too. Seems that a whole lot of people don't get the name of the site, "EAT A DUMP" it's not a fricken shat blog, I just thought it was the nicest way to say fuck off! Well there ya go, were back and running.
Here just a random clean vagina picture for ya. So fresh and so clean clean. Doesn't it look so very nice, the steam fogging up the lens. It's like a romantic white pro mist filter that they use on amateur portraits but totally different (but completely the same) PS I'm up to 28 girls shot now on my polaroid project, I have another 70 something boxes of polaroid left. Any girls out there that want to be apart of the project hit me up pornlaroids@gmail.com and I will get back to ya.
Awesomeness
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Monday, February 16, 2009
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Well it seems like my lack of post have gotten some peoples attention. Well at least the peeps at The Floating World. Awesome of them to drop the link. Being that everyone that posts there has so much interesting stuff to say anyway. Fucking lame, not so much as a fucking email. I pretty sure that my frined who writes I Hate Whores probably got dropped too. Maybe they are trying to bump up the integrity of the site. Maybe they actually have people of merit submitting stuff to their site? Maybe it was because I never advertised on the site. Maybe it's because I suck or I banged the owners chick or something 7 years ago when she was 18 and hot. What ever the case is, it was lame. Speaking of lame, how was everyones Valentines day? Mine was interesting to say the least.
I picked up a couple of new surfboards the other day from my boy Cordell Miller (check the link on the side) I've gotten like 4 new boards from him over the past couple of months and they are sick. If you need a new stick check him out. Ran over by RVCA Clothing to check out their new diggs in Costa Mesa, they moved into the old Paul Frank building. Spent a couple of minutes with the main man PM before he flew off to Hawaii to hang with BJ Penn (my favorite fighter on the planet) regardless if he lost over St Pierre. Rough life eh! Then headed home. Good to see the boys, it had been a minute.
Besides that the past bit has been lame, thank god that work is picking up though.
Random Post #1 for 2009
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Monday, January 19, 2009
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Haven't updated in a sec and as I said earlier last year that I didn't really want to just infiltrate my site with a bunch of crap. Well to tell you the truth I am writing this from my friends accient MAC in Malibu so I guess my complaints cant be that bad. It's actually a pretty funny story about my friend (who will remain nameless since he's not in the biz) we'll just call him The Searge for his militant style of attacking waves (lol) anyhow, I'm just happy he's off dial up. The past couple of days have just been awesome, actually this whole year so far has kicked ass. Happy fucking 2009 peeps, looks like it's gonna be a good one. The surf has been amazing the past couple of days. I have been spending all of my free time surfing. Needless to say I fell like a much chiller, mellower person. I actually really want nothing to do with the Valley right now. The 818 is wack! Naw just kidding, well it kinda is, compared to everywhere else in the world the 310 the 808, what's the area code for Bali or Tahiti? Needless to say AVN was interesting. Lots of strange things goin on all over the place. I wanted to thank again everyone that was involved with my shoots and anyone who is shooting for me coming up, I really appreciate your time and effort. The people who flaked, I wish you all the best, naw, fuck off! What else? I seem to be loosing friends like flies, Hhhhmmmm, look within young Skywalker (lol) but I feel pretty damn good as a person so does that make up for anything? 2009 has been awesome so far and very strange. I feel like I have a travel bug coming on, time to fly the coupe and see what's out there in this BIG world. Get out there people, see some stuff, experience other people and places (not just other talent) or fuck it, just stay in 818, go to Porn Star Karoke and TGI Fridays. Naw get out of here ;-)
Goldfish With Torpedos!
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Monday, January 12, 2009
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So last night I ended up running into my boy Rainer and his friend Jeff. I've been friends with Rainer for like 12 years and he is fucking hilarious. Anytime we are together it is comedy, last night being no exception. So he gave me a call and wanted to meet up. I was at dinner with Swiss Balls at the Venetian, actually the Palazzo. Some Mexican food place called Los Caminos which is so good! Anyhow, we meet up with him at Circle Bar after and it just got stupid from there. We ended up having a blast, but the one thing that stuck out was how there were so many fake tittied blonde sluts running around. Like 3 drinks in Rainer looks at me and says "The chicks all look like Goldfish with Torpedos." Probably the funniest thing I head my whole trip. Then he proceeded to tell Manuel Ferrara how he was going to take over his job. He was like watchout Manuel For-Eazy. I was on the floor. Then he told me how James Dizzle (AKA James Dean) was cock blocking him with E-Stoya (Stoya)
His boy Jeff looked like he should be in a band, he's a musician so it was fitting. He looked like he was in Oasis or something. Rainer kept saying he had the Oasis starter kit. Highlights of the night include calling some girl who is a BIG whore a mattress monkey. We ended up having a cocktails with Laura from Naughty America and Lauren (who is cute) then we headed over to Lavo which was Lamo. Grand Luxe and were out! Taxi cab home had us coming up with T-Shirt ideas, so far the best slogans are:
Chris Angel & Affliction are so cool!
Dave Navarro is cooler
Justin Timberlake Starter Kit
Fun times in Vegas.
AVN 2009
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Sunday, January 11, 2009
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Was very interesting to say the least. We'll see what internext brings. Here are a couple of my favorite polaroids from my trip. I did a whole Polaroid portfolio for AVN It was a blast. I'm gonna continue with it. It was so much fun to take your time shooting and watch what happens. I'm buying another 50 boxes when I get back to LA. Anyone who has some old polaroid 600 that they might want to sell get a hold of me. Anyhow, here are the pics, enjoy!
I Owe A BIG Appoloogy To Tanner Mayes
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Friday, January 9, 2009
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I, me, Shameless seemed to piss Tanner off, so much in fact that it seemed like she hated me last night. Upon further review I really didn't see too much wrong with the post that was up but if it pissed her off that much then it's off! Hope she doesn't kick my ass tomorrow. It's 2009, where's the love people? Fuck Vegas!
Probably The FUnniest Thing Ever!!!
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009
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This is my buddy Porno Dan's blog. He has been getting some shit from some people lately about his sexual exploits and the whole iPorn shit. I guess where ever you go in life there are haters, especially as my friend Rucca so eloquently said "Fan Boys" in porn. Dan always has the best retorts for people comments, usually he just laughs. Here is his best retort ever though!
Rucca's Reply
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009
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OMFG Sent to my Friend Rucca Page
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009
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From some dude on myspace. Wow, some people have alot of time on their hands. Although he does have a couple valid points (lol) Seriously, and this dude isn't even in the business. I'll pretty much post anybody's shit, so if some one is annoying, being a dick or you just want to get something off your chest hit me up eatadump@gmail.com :
Your body is pathetic! No muscle whatsoever!! My body is so superior to yours that its not even funny! You cant compete with me. Your like dust before my eyes. I love it how women get paid millions of dollars with their bodies in this country. And for what? For having a fat butt? Hey we can go dress up a piece of crap with nice clothes and give it a fake attitude and i bet it would make millions too in this country.. Your just lucky that millions of horny men pay for you. And then women have the nerve and the balls to call a guy a pervert if he acts to sexual with her when that same pervertedness is what pays you and allows you and millions of other women to do nothing but shop at the mall all day and buy anything that you want! But women dont look at it this way because they are blind by nature. What you should be doing is bowing down before men and thanking them for being so horny all the time or else you wouldn't be getting paid. You just take that for granted. And the only reason why theres no market for the male body in the world is because females have yet to join in on the human race and actually get something that we call "sexual hormones". Women dont see the other gender, nor would they care for them even if they did see males. Your all blind. None of you give anything back to guys. Your whole existence is run on the basic idea of what can a guy do for you. The thought of what you could do for a guy never enters your mind.. You just wanna take take take..and not give anything back. Just like a black hole. Your all just running around pretending to be playing the part of captain on your own little imaginary god forsaken sinking ship!! Your all as sexual as a 2 year old girl is...Women are only sexual when they are getting paid to be or when they are drunk, thats why your all alcoholics and thats why all of you regret everything the next morning just like little babies, and thats whats really pathetic! I OWN ALL OF YOU!
Happy New Year!
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Thursday, January 1, 2009
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Well as 2008 has closed out I feel like I should start this year on a new leg. I'm not to sure what exactly all of my New Year's Resolutions are but one of my main ones is to surf alot more. I'm also gonna take a little more time for myself and things that I enjoy. I guess surfing being one of them. I also want to move closer to the ocean, I think that would de-stress me and my life alot. That sounds like a great start. By my birthday in July I would love to be in a different space. I'm thinking one of 3 places. Malibu (if I can afford it, probably not) Costa Mesa (where I have alot of true friends) and the last place is Carpenteria (which I have loved ever since I was a kid) and sounds amazing as well. There is a surfboard shaper up there called Matt Moore who's boards are so f-ing good. It would be really cool to live up there. It's a little farther than I would like but sounds good. So there are a couple of my resolutions. Another one I have already started is to stop drinking socially, well at least make an attempt. It seems to get me in trouble and that is what I am trying to stay away from in 2009. Every time I have ever had anything bad happen to me either with friendships, girls, fights ect. it has all involved alcohol. I'm gonna try and drink way less for this new year. Well, happy New Year everyone. I hope it is a kick ass year for everyone.
 *One of my 2 beers consumed last night. Not bad for me.
An IPORN Christmas
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008
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Fuck it, I have no idea why this damn link button isn't working. Bah Humbug! Check out the story here or use my link to Adult FYI on my link bar. Flipping amazing! Merry Christmas too all, well maybe not to all.
The Story
HO HO HO
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008
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Happy Holidays. Well the bug has finally caught me. Yesterday was my official last day shopping. I ran around down in OC yesterday and bought a couple of things for myself. Ordered a couple of new surfboards, picked up a board that Cordell had ready for me and a couple of board bags. Then had to run over to a meeting I had with Blisss magazine, it looks like I am going to be shooting some stuff for them this coming year which will be really cool. One of their staff guy there is an artist named Madsteez who is just insane! The guys art is so sick, check out his link on the side of my page. After that I ran up to Samys Camera in Hollywood to pick up my Mom's present. I wanted to grab her a cool little schwanky little digital point shoot that was totally mom friendly. After going through everything including the new Leica I ended up getting her a Nikon. Cool little guy, not too techy, you know how Mom's don't like super tech gadgets (well mine doesn't at least) Then I headed home to drop off my board & stuff and decided to head over to the mall with my friend. The Glendale Galleria to be exact bro! And then it hit me, at the fucking mall I actually started enjoying myself. Go figure, fucking 3 days before Christmas and I finally start enjoying myself. Lemme tell you this, I am going to super enjoy my time off over the holidays. Don't expect to hear from me for a bit. I'll be testing out my new quiver of boards! Happy Ho-Lidays People. Eat A Dump Out!
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