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Wednesday, February 25, 2009 - Entry 1 (From Me)

Well I figure since this is my blog I'd throw myself under the bus first. Now blocking is not something that I practice, I do find it fun though when someone is getting out of line though. Cockblocking is such bad form on so many levels. I have a pretty good story from last year. It wasn't necessarily a cock block but a block for a friend who needed a block because the chick was such an ass. We were in Phoenix and were out at a strip club, me 2 of my friends and one of their boys (who I didn't know) obviously this guy lived there, because he was uber dialed in. The chicks he was with were super hot too but boy did they have attitude. Cut to about 2am and we were all getting out of there. About 8 chicks and us 4 guys, amazing ratio I must admit. Well we all get into a limo togerher and on chick just starts ripping on my boy. i mean really laying into the guy. Poor dude looked like hea was about to cry. So I set her in her place. Practically bringing her to tears (dumb bitch) and I tell the limo driver to pull over. Little did I know that that was their dudes girlfriend! Well the bitch souldn't of acted up. I see him looking puzzled at me as I get out, my boy is like dude, that's his chick. I was like I dont give a fuck! I get out, walk around the car, say thank you to the dude for his hospitality in the strip club but I think his chick is a fucking cunt. Me and my boy were out. We cought a cab, went back to our hotel and ended up meeting three girls outside our hotel that we partied with. Fucking whores! She cockblocked herself.
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009 - Welcome To Cockblockery.com

This site is just a little nod to the Men & Women who do this more often than not. Sometimes not even knowing that they are doing it. The simple stab in the back, the sideways comments and the just straight forward, no non-sence blatant COCKBLOCKERY that goes down on a constant basis. These are the real stories of COCKBLOCKERY.com
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About Me

COCKBLOCKERY The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity. This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds. cock block, cockblock, twat block, twatblock, cock blockery.