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Happy New Year!

Posted by eatadump
7:38 PM, Thursday, January 1, 2009 .. Link

Well as 2008 has closed out I feel like I should start this year on a new leg. I'm not to sure what exactly all of my New Year's Resolutions are but one of my main ones is to surf alot more. I'm also gonna take a little more time for myself and things that I enjoy. I guess surfing being one of them. I also want to move closer to the ocean, I think that would de-stress me and my life alot. That sounds like a great start. By my birthday in July I would love to be in a different space. I'm thinking one of 3 places. Malibu (if I can afford it, probably not) Costa Mesa (where I have alot of true friends) and the last place is Carpenteria (which I have loved ever since I was a kid) and sounds amazing as well. There is a surfboard shaper up there called Matt Moore who's boards are so f-ing good. It would be really cool to live up there. It's a little farther than I would like but sounds good. So there are a couple of my resolutions. Another one I have already started is to stop drinking socially, well at least make an attempt. It seems to get me in trouble and that is what I am trying to stay away from in 2009. Every time I have ever had anything bad happen to me either with friendships, girls, fights ect. it has all involved alcohol. I'm gonna try and drink way less for this new year. Well, happy New Year everyone. I hope it is a kick ass year for everyone.

*One of my 2 beers consumed last night. Not bad for me.

An IPORN Christmas

Posted by eatadump
1:33 PM, Wednesday, December 24, 2008 .. Link

Fuck it, I have no idea why this damn link button isn't working. Bah Humbug! Check out the story here or use my link to Adult FYI on my link bar. Flipping amazing! Merry Christmas too all, well maybe not to all.

www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=31971

HO HO HO

Posted by eatadump
1:42 PM, Tuesday, December 23, 2008 .. Link

Happy Holidays. Well the bug has finally caught me. Yesterday was my official last day shopping. I ran around down in OC yesterday and bought a couple of things for myself. Ordered a couple of new surfboards, picked up a board that Cordell had ready for me and a couple of board bags. Then had to run over to a meeting I had with Blisss magazine, it looks like I am going to be shooting some stuff for them this coming year which will be really cool. One of their staff guy there is an artist named Madsteez who is just insane! The guys art is so sick, check out his link on the side of my page. After that I ran up to Samys Camera in Hollywood to pick up my Mom's present. I wanted to grab her a cool little schwanky little digital point shoot that was totally mom friendly. After going through everything including the new Leica I ended up getting her a Nikon. Cool little guy, not too techy, you know how Mom's don't like super tech gadgets (well mine doesn't at least) Then I headed home to drop off my board & stuff and decided to head over to the mall with my friend. The Glendale Galleria to be exact bro! And then it hit me, at the fucking mall I actually started enjoying myself. Go figure, fucking 3 days before Christmas and I finally start enjoying myself. Lemme tell you this, I am going to super enjoy my time off over the holidays. Don't expect to hear from me for a bit. I'll be testing out my new quiver of boards! Happy Ho-Lidays People. Eat A Dump Out!

GFY IS DOWN!

Posted by eatadump
4:39 PM, Wednesday, December 17, 2008 .. Link

AAAAAHHHHHHHH! My crack is broken! Fix it quick!

Being Sick Sucks

Posted by eatadump
4:31 PM, Wednesday, December 17, 2008 .. Link

Well it is officially cold out now. The seasons have more than officially changes and with that come my annual cold! This one doesn't seem as bad as the usual though. Last night I started to feel like crap and OD'd on vitamins, water and Emeregen C (or however you spell it) and woke up this am feeling kinda better. I have been on a pretty good working streak. I had Otto Bauer for Daring Media then Mr Crawford for Adam & Eve and some Brazzers and Shane's World in the mix as well. Doesn't surprise me that I am feeling a little under the weather. I'm not complaining though. I was pretty out of it last night though, actually a bit delerious to tell you the truth. Really nothing too fucking interesting to be honest. Maybe later today I will have something fun to say or better yet maybe even a cool picture. Sativa Rose is back in the business, I like her boobs. Shot Angelina Valentine again today for the 2 time in a week and boy is she fucking cute! Probably one of my favorites right now. God she reminds me of the ex when she fucks! Stay dry people.

PS TO MY STALKER

Posted by eatadump
10:14 PM, Wednesday, December 10, 2008 .. Link

Just wanted to say HI!

Fricken Amazingness Happens Randomly

Posted by eatadump
10:04 PM, Wednesday, December 10, 2008 .. Link

So, last night was very interesting to say the fucking least. Laugh Factory, Les Deux, A Punch In The Face, Carl Cox and my good ol friend Captain & Coke. Well, to say the least it was interesting. But the main event of the evening was seeing Dane Cook. He was fucking hilarious. That's it.

Just Fucking Amazingness-es

Posted by eatadump
11:48 AM, Saturday, December 6, 2008 .. Link

Uuuumm, are you kidding me in real life? This is what happens when you mix a fucked up mind like mine and a great graphic designer (lol) I really have to thank Voodoo for making this shit happen, he is the fucking bomb. I got alot of other things he's doin for me that are quite interesting as well. I'd give him a plug for his site but then it would take away from the time he's working with me (lol) Well, actually the bastard barely has time for my ass. Sick, sick stuff coming off his computer lately! Anyhow, not to blow myself up anymore but check out how creepy and perfect it is. Sticker's will be done by AVN so hit me up if your there and ask me for a creepy sticker for your creepy ass! Have a great weekend fucktards. I'm sure I'll have something from Adultcon for ya.

Busty MILF Claire Dames gets get

Posted by MILF Invaders
3:39 PM, Friday, December 5, 2008 .. Posted in Milfs .. 0 comments .. Link

What can be better than a busty MILF? How about a MILF that can suck a dick and loves every minute of it! Watch as Claire Dames goes from outstanding mom and taking it in the ass and getting covered in cum!

Flakey Flakey Bitches!

Posted by eatadump
1:16 PM, Thursday, December 4, 2008 .. Link

Oh my fucking god! Are you kidding me in real life? So my day yesterday could only be described as a fucking waste of my time! Well not a complete waste of my time but pretty damn close! I mean waking up at 6:45 am to sit and wait until 11 to shoot is lame. So the day went a little something like this. Wake up at 6:45, load truck full of alot of fricken equipment (way more than usual) leave for location (takes an hour to get there in the am) in Hollywood Hills (off Doheny & Sunset) Unload ridiculous amount of gear & set up (now it's 9 am & first girl is officially late) Set up and give her another 35 min (because we all know that bitches run late) call her cell and I get the old "I lost my phone deal" cool, count her out! On to damage control with girl 2. CAll her and see if she can get here a little earlier. She shows up and it's all gravy. Now on to girl 3 who is at a shoot, it's all good I knew that she was gonna be there. Call AIM to get girl 2 test results and she is posotive for either G or C and have to let girl 3 know. She then cancels because they were supposed to do a girl girl together. We make plans to re-schedule (all good) Then get the text from girl 4 saying "I hope that the content is exclusive, because that's all that I am really into doing" We'll of course it is but maybe that might of been a conversation you might want to have a day before the shoot day? Maybe even at the time you say yes. Anyway, I get another text form her about 15 minutes later saying that she had been crying and was really sad and wasn't coming. Are you fucking kidding me? 3 flakes! If it happens again the names are coming out! Actually 2 flakes and one no show (but for understandable reason) Now I know why directors are late and leave talent hanging! My time is worth way more than that. A BIG thank you goes out to the girl that did show up on time, I really appreciate it you responsible whore!

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