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PS I Bought A Bunch Of Funny URL's Today

Posted by eatadump
1:53 PM, Saturday, August 16, 2008 .. Link

Here is the list and the descriptions of what the sites might be: polishprivates.com - a pov site for guys that want privates but hate the prices (lol) ivegotabeautifulcock.com - that one's so you can just run around and show people your cock wannacit.com - kinda the same thing povexpress.com - in the same affiliate program as polishprivates.com but you get more than 1 in a day it's for the people who want more bang for their buck or take cialus or Rhino51 (Porno Dan) *yeah I was pretty bored today (lol)

IR Directing Name Contest Continues

Posted by eatadump
1:50 PM, Saturday, August 16, 2008 .. Link

Please e-mail your names to eatadump@gmail.com, the winner will get a bunch of free porn & some other shit. So far the winning name is Silky Jonson going to Dave Chapelle.

On Set For Silvercash (a little old, like a month ago)

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1:48 PM, Saturday, August 16, 2008 .. Link

And we shot a bunch of super cute girls, one being Angelina Valentine with LA Direct and boy is she hot. She has this look on her face that is just amazing when she get's it. It's scary how much she reminded me of my ex when she fucks, the intensity is fucking over the top. I couldn't help but keep having flashbacks. She has these little cute freckles though, when she has no make up on, simple amazing. Not a huge fan of tatoo's but hers don't bother me, they actually add to the psychoness that kind of attracts me to her (lol) Damn, OK breath, stop obsessing. Needless to say it was a nice day. Had Mr. Tony Flush (myspace.com/tonyflush) on set as the man running shit so you know it was a good day.

1st Shoot For Vivid

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1:47 PM, Saturday, August 16, 2008 .. Link

With Ms Penny Mutha Fuckin Flame President Of Earth. She's like my Polish agent I swear to god. This girl has got me so much work & I fucking love her. Not just because she gets me work but because she is just about the coolest human being that I have ever met, and one of the smartest little whipper snappers I've met too. Plus she has amazing boobs but Eeeewww, it's like talking about my little sister. GROSS!!! I wish I could recriprocate, I hope she reads my blog. Penny Flame I Fucking Love You. PS I fucking Killed It too. PSS I kinda have a new crush too, her name is Aiden Starr. Don't know how in the hell this one has flied under my radar for so long but the girl is nasty as hell with the dirty talk and has a fucking amazing body. Even better is her fucking attitude. Yeah, she kinda turns me on. Actually I'm listening to her dom some fucking dude in the next room and I kinda am getting a chub rock. God I love chicks that can talk shit. Here's a link to her in all of her awesomeness. I've seen her pictures before but they just don't do the girl justice, well actually they are pretty hot but you gotta see her (actually hear her) Anyhow, enough ranting.

Hhhmm... .. .

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12:02 AM, Wednesday, August 13, 2008 .. Link

imsofuckinghorny.com

A 3 Hour Tour

Posted by eatadump
12:00 AM, Wednesday, August 13, 2008 .. Link

Oh, here's a good one. So we ended up renting a boat for the last day when I was shooting for Silvercash. We took it out to this island in the harbor which was pretty cool. We ended up shooting 3 scenes out there. Well halfway through the day we had to push the boat out because the tide was going out and the boat was getting beached. We all pushed this thing down into the water, a 50' racing pontoon boat. I told the captain that I thought we should maybe push it out a little farther so we wouldn't get stuck, he thought we were fine though. Who am I to second guess the boat captain? I'm the fucking man, that's who I am and that's the last time I don't fucking say something. Cut to 8pm and we just wrapped the last scene. Were all watching a beautiful sunset and everyone boards the boat. He raises the land anchor and were sitting there as he plows away on the double psycho diesel engines and nothing. We get out and push the thing and nothing, the fucking thing is beached. He has to call AAA for boats. We end up chilling and watching one of the best lightning storms off in the distance that I have ever seen. It was so fucking cool! Anyhow, we get our shit towed and survive our Gilligan's Island experience and make it back in enought ime for the open bar for the GFY party. Thank god!

Fliz-Az-Or-Diz-Zah

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11:57 PM, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 .. Link

Florida, Florida, Florida, well here is one of the funny stories from our Shane's World trip. So were shooting the movie Girls Night Out 2 and we have this little girl named Tanner Mayes on set. A cute little girl from the sunny state of Florida. I had shot her earlier in the week for Silvercash and the one thing I didn't get with her was the attitude. Here is a girl that is cute as a button and could really go far, shit she probably will but her attitude was fucking killing me. I really didn't get it,. I couldn't figure out if it was one of those things where girls are a pain in the ass because she kinda liked me or wether she was just that, a pain in the ass. Either was it was kinda annoying. Cut later to that evening and we have already shot the intro, taken the party bus to the club and gotten these girls pretty fucking liquored up. (shit I was already pretty fucking liquored up before I even got to the shoot, that was thanks to Albert at Silvercash who just wouldn't take no as an answer for drinks at our wrap dinner) Anyhow, were shooting at the club and she just gets anniliated! I mean out of control drunk! She actually swung on one of the girls we were shooting with, Michelle Peters who is a fucking doll. Really didn't get that at all. Personally I thought it would of been a really fun fight to watch though. I think Michelle would of taken her though. She's kinda ghetto fabulous, I love it. Then we get into the party bus and are headed back to the hotel. Trying to wrap up the shooting and get an out for the evening. We finally get the out and then it happens, Tanner falls in love (lol) Well maybe it had something to do with t he amount of alcohol she had but fuck it, let me get my 15 minutes of fame. Hahahaha. The girls was fucking all over me. Awkard! The girl wouldn't take no as an answer. It was like being back in Hawaii with Penny Flame all over again with Taryn Tomas. The fact that I said no made her want it even more.

Cut to 1 day earlier, Charles Dera did not have a badge to get into the show so I grabbed him one of mine down at reservations. So I gave him my badge and I went down a grabbed another. Problem solved. Cut to that evening back in the party bus. I am doing whatever I can to pawn off Tanner on anyone because that type of shit just doesn't happen while we are still fucking on the bus. After in privacy is fine but on the fucking bus, no. So I pass her off to Charles, I was like "dude, fucking save me." I get up and he just walks right in with his dick hard an puts it right in her mouth. She starts blowing away and I take a seat. Pheeeww. Gah, gah, gah. Tanner seems to be stoked until like 5 minutes in where she looks up at Charles and says " Your not Shameless" and spits his cock out and then starts stumbling towards me again. Dude, I was on the fucking floor. Smokey was rolling on the whole thing because it was too fucking funny. I can't wait to see the footage. That shit was funny as hell. When we got to the hotel we all split our seperate ways and as I walk towards my elevator to head up to the room I see Tanner being escorted into the elevator by 2 black security guards. I think she might of done her first IR DP that evening (lol) God I love Florida.

Dinner With The Silvercash Crew

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12:11 AM, Monday, August 11, 2008 .. Link

Needless to say that by the time I got to the Westin I was ready for a nice dinner. I had been in Miami shooting with Parker from Silvercash and I think we were al ready to unwind a llittle. The whole Silvercash crew me at this asian place called????? Azia I think? Anyhow, the place was sooooo good. It was probably one of the best meals I have had in the past year. I wanna thank Albert who did the place justice totally over ordering just as i do. They had these mango mojitos with saki that were amazing. Needless to say we were all hammered after that dinner. Great time, thanks. Staring at the Silvercash Bikini Finalists wasn't bad either (lol)

Simply Amazing (More From Florida)

Posted by eatadump
12:06 AM, Monday, August 11, 2008 .. Link

Does anyone out there have a photo of Charles Dera in the outfit he was wearing running the around the pool? That shit was fucking classic. You know when Denis Rodman is scared to get close to you your making an impression (lol)

Need a pic, please send