I Have Never Been
So addicted to the internet before in my life. I am actually looking forward to when I'm done with my day so I can get on this thing and try an equate some sort of normalcy with logging into my myspace account. Wow, how fucking wack is that? Who would of thought that it would ever come to this (lol) Seriously though, I was really looking forward to my trip over here to Berlin for the Venus Show. Who know? Maybe after the show acutally fucking starts I will feel differently. Maybe that it's the fact that we are in the middle of fucking nowhere! Literally, we are over 2 hours from Berlin. Are you kidding me in real life? Obvously not! We are literally like 20 minutes from Poland (hence the polishprivates.com pictures lol) What else, got yelled at by a fucking agent that I don't even know for taking his girls to Poland, oh yeah, I forgot, its 20 fucking minutes away, my bad asshole! Jesus H Christ! I cant wait to meet the dude, apparently he is coming to town tomorrow. He better be a big mother fucker (lol)Seriously though, the place we are staying at is like a haunted fucking mansion. The first night I was here I was scared shitless. This place would make one of those haunted house shows look like a happy Sunday stroll in the park. There are rooms that are titled, private that are locked, there is one also titled BAD! That's when I decided that I was not staying in the guest house. There literally is a room titled BAD! Then the room next to it, the one that Dan is sleeping in has a fucking crib! Are you really kidding me? I mean I know Dan is a sick fuck but come on. Wait, he probably brought it from home, my bad (lol) There is the jackelope room, downstairs in the guest house too, there is like 15 of their little skulls on the fucking wall.
Lets move on to the main house, besides all the creepy girls that are here with us. Seriously, I feel like I am in the movie Hostel, I'm waiting to wake up in some weird ass industrial center with some dude sticking a screwdriver in my eye. At least I will know where the train station is to jump. These girls are like the Polish versions of the girls in Hostel though. No where near as hot, there is no way that I am going to take on for the team with these ho's. Alright more creepy things, there is a basement that looks like a bomb shelter, probably from WW2, Hitler probably hid out here. Now Obanan is doing Polish Privates in the attic with random whore number 2,322 using all of our lights that we need to complete our scenes. Fucking amazing but totally different. All the girls have, wait, lemme rephrase that, most of the girls have the worst fucking attitude ever. Although (long pause) I'm not too sure if I had to be getting tooled for a living I would have the hugest smile on my face either, that is unless I was getting tooled by me (lol) Does that make me gay? But anyways that's their bad for a bad choice of careers. But thank god that they do it because if they didn't I'd be shit out of luck and a job. The attick here is really creepy too, the windows all have these metal iron shades that completely cover the whole window and are motorized. So basically when you lower these fucking things you are completely shut the fuck in. Ya can't escape to go anywhere. On a good not though, It's only 3;15 am and I am finally off (lol)
Now on to a subject that is probably gonna fuck with alot of people, shit ya know what, this deserves it's own post.
EUROPE SUCKS ASS!!!
But that is a total different story that I will get into later on this evening. Here are a couple of pictures to keep you tied over until then... .. .
Kayla Synz's another housewife trying to make rent!
Posted by xswamp
4:27 PM, Friday, October 10, 2008 .. Posted in housewivesneedcash.com .. 0 comments .. Link
Now Kayla Synz is a special kind of wife just trying to make rent. So when her man didn't bring home the bacon we were in luck! It's not everyday you find a hot wife willing to give up that snatch, and for just a few extra bucks, even her man can live with that!4:27 PM, Friday, October 10, 2008 .. Posted in housewivesneedcash.com .. 0 comments .. Link
Regan Reese sets her sights on Ballbusting
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4:22 PM, Friday, October 10, 2008 .. Posted in Extreme Ball Busters .. 0 comments .. Link
Big tits, lots of tattoos and a plethora of piercings make Regan Reese one heck of a piece of eye candy! Regan looks fierce but is a natural softy. After a few minutes and a bit of target practice, Regan Reese quickly finds herself punching and kicking with full force!4:22 PM, Friday, October 10, 2008 .. Posted in Extreme Ball Busters .. 0 comments .. Link
Amber Rayne takes cock in every hole!
Posted by MonsterCocks
4:16 PM, Friday, October 10, 2008 .. Posted in MonsterCocks .. 1 comments .. Link
Don't you just love girls that can't get enough dick? If so, then Amber is your kind of girl because she is willing to take it anywhere you want to stick it! Login and watch as she takes it in her mouth, pussy and even her tight ass... ALL AT THE SAME TIME!4:16 PM, Friday, October 10, 2008 .. Posted in MonsterCocks .. 1 comments .. Link
Jordan Kingsley gives up that sweet MILF muff
Why can't all MILF's be like Jordan Kingsley! Hot blonde with a nice rack and an ass that just don't stop! Watch as this MILF gets her sweet snatch invaded only here at WWW.MILFINVADERS.COM
Chloe Chanel gets a chocolate treat!
Posted by Blackzilla
3:48 PM, Friday, October 10, 2008 .. Posted in My Daughter's Fucking a Black Dude .. 0 comments .. Link
Oh so young and oh so sweet, Chloe Chanel just couldn't resist the big black meat. She took it in her mouth and in her snatch, this is one episode of My Daughters Fucking a Black Dude you wont want to miss!3:48 PM, Friday, October 10, 2008 .. Posted in My Daughter's Fucking a Black Dude .. 0 comments .. Link
All I Know
Is that it is 4:04am and I have been organizing my pictures and cleaning up my hard drives since 6 fucking 30 pm yesterday. God I wish I would of known then what I know now about digital organization for my photos! Are you kidding me right now. I am getting delerious.Just A Little Something
So last night I went to the Pirates Premiere and there was one thing I just couldn't get over. That no matter how comfortable I am with my sexuality, no matter what the amount of booze or pills, no matter who my date is I will never be comfortable watching people hump on a big screen with 500 complete strangers. It was just weird, that's all there is to it. Point blank, end of conversation. I do gotta give it up to DP though, the movie looks fucking amazing. The dildo parody in the begining was too fucking funny. Mr. Ben English was fucking hilarious as well, I would of never though of him as a comedian. All in all I was pretty impressed. I would of loved to seen the raw footage of Bella & Jessie's scene though. I'm sure there is some really good shit in there. Proceeded to get drunk next door about 30 minutes into the movie because as I said earlier, it was creepy. My "whoremotional" friend rear ended a car. She has one of those cars that have the back up cam. Well, I saw it coming, obvously she didn't though & BANG! I'm sure a BIG sorry goes out to the person with the Lexus she hit. So as I sit here on a lazy Sunday afternoon and reflect on my weekend I gotta say it was a really fun one.itsandy.com
Funny little rant from my friend "It's Andy" hopefully you can read the screen cap. OK so you cant read the damn thing I just posted it and it is way fucking small. So here is what he said:Post title: DJ AM & Travi
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BIG thanks to my boy ITSANDY.COM check out his site bitches!!!OK
So I didn't get any fricken responses to my Porno Dan Contest and I'm feeling a little let down. Either I run a really shitty contest or people really don't give a fuck about my friend. And that my friends makes me sad. Maybe it was the fact that the party was being held in North Hollywood that scared everyone off, was it too gangsta? Was the over abundance of strange vagina too much for everyone to handle? Was the fact that no one could ever get a handle on Dan to make hanging out with him any fun? I don' t know but I'm not running anymore contests for a while. Either way his party was fun, I shot a gallery for AVN which should be up later today and I'll throw the link up. Something funny about the party was the Perrier booth that they had. Turns out that they were having this promotion and they were calling it Sexier which I though was funny, they also had Kinkier & Flirtier. I ended up drinking Perrier & Cokes all night, no booze for me. So basically it sucked. My liver needs a break, go straight edge (lol) Have a fun weekend. Julia Ann's Bar-B-Q on Sunday, yeah!!!One Last Thing
Before I go to bed this evening.I want to wish Mr Porno Dan a very Whore-ppy Birthday. Tomorrow, his birthday should be afucking blast. Anyone who wants to go should hit him up to get on the list or check out his blog for info (it's in the lnks list bitches)Yeah, I Have A Pretty Romantic Video To Share
You can either CLICK HERE or just click on our Youtube account on the side.While I Was
On the Douche Cruise we stopped in Ensenada Mexico and decided to take our drunk asses to Papa's & Beer. This would of been such a normal easy thing if 1. Cravens wife (almost ex) wouldn't of been on the cruise 2. We wouldn't of had thoughts of all of us ending up in a Mexican jail (she would totally do something like pay the federales to do something like that) 3. They wouldn't of had automatic weapon's on very large 4x4 vehicles that they could run us down with. Well, we made it in and out of Mexico unscathed (well everyone except Jack) and as we got back on the bus and headed back to the ship one thing entered my mind and that was the American Express commercials. Here is our version.Ticket for Kandi Kruise $500-
Coffee Cake in Mexico $29
Ensenada Tourist T-Shirt $10
Craven making it back to the boat in one piece, PRICELESS!
So I Am Back From
My Cruise, the Kandy Kruise or as us who were on the cruise liked to call it the Douche Cruise. Ya wanna know the fucked up thing about it is that 2 days later and a ridiculous amount of water later I still feel like I am on that fucker. Fun times!
Update On Deena Daniels Bukakke Experience
Yesterday I get a call from Porno Dan saying that his little sweet cheaks Deena Daniels was trying to get ahold of me. Low & behold here is the message I received this am. well here is the version of what happened to me. as everyone already knows i absolutely love guys! and a bukkake with all guys didnt seem bad at all.....i have watched a few girl/girl bukkake's but they looked terrible because the girls were pretty much peeing on the one girl and laughing at her, it was so bad the girl that was the star started crying. anyway i had no idea that 57 guys would actually show up for this shoot! i had been having a bad week as it is because i have been a little homesick for my family and i was feeling quite lonely. the whole thing couldnt have gone any better. the makeup artist put on extra thick lashes so it shielded all the cum from my eyes :) and she did a fantastic makeup job! the photographer was amazing! she made sure she got all the great shots.....i looked amazing in almost every pic because she was very helpful in helping me pose. the scene was so surreal to me because it was like a dream i had once had a long time ago. in the scene i was sitting on a toilet that was placed in a random empty room.....it started out with me masterbating as if no one was around and then before i climaxed i close my eyes and opened them to find a room FULL of turned on guys. i got to masterbate a little longer while they were all watching. i looked around the room and tried to make eye contact with all of them. each guy was very unique and different from the rest but they all had a little smile on their face....a few guys i knew were there too ;). then i layed back and closed my eyes as every guy came on me...it was very weird but in a weird way i liked it (except that there were a couple guys who need more sugar in their diet) i really wish i could have worn goggles so i knew which guy was cumming on me each time. lol and it would have been hilarious because my goggles are pretty bad ass ha ha i really want to thank jim for giving me that experience, never in my life did i ever think i would be able to get that many guys to come on me so quickly! i dont think i have ever felt more precious in my life! i really felt like the hottest thing in the room! and every guy was soooo nice and soooooo respectful! jim is also the best director in my opinion he made it so easy for me.....and he is so naturally talented with the camera as well as organized in the way he shoots his content. jim is definatly a great person and he has such a positive energy about him that just makes a room glow. i could go on forever about what a cool guy he is....and i have never met his wife but i am sure she is an amazing girl! after the shoot was over a few people helped me out with papertowels so i didnt get it everywhere, dan was there to help me with whatever i needed including a papertowel to shield my pussy from all the cum.....because after the fun was all over ha ha it did gross me out a little :). he guided me to the shower and got all of my shower supplies for me from my porn bag. and to clear things up.....dan is not my boyfriend....he is just a really great friend. i hate having boyfriends because i hate being owned and relationships are based on white lies anyway....ive tried to explain this to porno dan and his friends lol but whatever, i dont mind if they call me his girlfriend its just annoying when they announce it because then i feel like a horrible girlfriend because i couldnt help but flirt with all the guys. im pretty sure i wont have a relationship until i am at least 25, i spent 16-20 years old being in love and 2 of those years i was married and i was faithful till the last month of the 4th year which is very very hard for me to do. he he. so right now im just having fun and experiencing life because before porn i had never even been to a club...i never even drank until i was 20. im very blessed to be in porn and get paid to get laid! it also has changed my life in ssoooooo many ways. i am so secure with myself and so much more aware of my body, i also have learned that i can find just about 1 thing in every guy that turns me on :) as long as they arent a jerk. and i have overcome so many fears! and re-enacted so many of my dreams and fantasies......ITS FUCKIN AMAZING!. ------------oh ya and one more thing, cum is amazingly great for your hair. i have never had hair this soft before :)Sophia gets a Blackzilla style anal plowing!
Posted by Blackzilla
2:53 PM, Friday, September 12, 2008 .. Posted in My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla .. 1 comments .. Link
We all love a hot mom, and none more than a hot mom willing to take it up her tight little butt! Watch as Sophia puts her huge tits and firm ass to the test as she gets an anal plowing from Blackzilla!2:53 PM, Friday, September 12, 2008 .. Posted in My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla .. 1 comments .. Link
Sophia FROM My Mom's Fucking Blackzilla
I'm Outta Here
Time for me to get outta dodge for a minute. Ya know, hit the road. Now just a little note to my girls, don't get your whoremotions all tied up in a bundle. Sit down, take a break, you've been a busy little bee. Take a jacuzzi, eat a veggie burger, take time for the special people, watch your favorite teevo'd episode of that gay dance show you all watch (lol) reminisce on the past week, think long and hard and before you know it I'll be back. Poof!!! That was a joke, but seriously, in real life I'm outta here. Wish I had a guest blogger.Another Contest: A Romantic Picture Of Porno Dan & His Girlfriend
True love or pure stupidity? This is my pal Dan (on the right, that's Jim Powers on the Left) And all those lucky guys in the background are the bukakke boys
This is Deena Daniels, the girl that Dan is dating and the lucky recipient of all the bukakke boys loads
This is my friend Dan escorting his freshly loaded girl up to the showers at Van Nuys Studio (where I'm sure he fucked her because he is a sick fuck)
Now to me this is where things get interesting. Looking at the last picture, Deena looks so excited (now I'm not sure if this is a turn on or off) Her look of utter enjoyment of having all of that random jizz all over her face. Also the fact that she is playing with herself. Or, is she rubbing cum into her vagina hoping to get pregnant? Say it's Dan's then collect from from Dan and have the 1st official bukakke baby? I have no idea which it is but there is the one thing I would like to know, the million dollar question. What in the hell is Dan thinking right now? God I should be at XXXJays house right now getting really fucked up earlier than I will be later? I can't beleive I am taking notes at a Bukakke? Or is he still pissed because he got kicked out of the Cabanna Room for the VMA aferparty? I have no idea but, enter the damn contest and win something. Winner will be announced sometime next week.*Please send all entries to eatadump@gmail.com, the lucky winner of the contest will get the chance to meet Porno Dan and actually ask him what he was thinking and also receive 1 free coctail at his birthday party & maybe get some ass on their own at a porn party.
DISCLAIMER: Eatadump.com does not guarantee the state of Porno Dan at his birthday party. Eatadump.com does not guarantee that Dan will be coherent enough to answer any questions asked by said winner. Eatadump.com does not guarantee a good time at Dans party or condone the practice of unsafe safe sex at Dans party. Especially after Dan might of had sex with said talent, Eatadump.com does recognize that Dan has no heart, and the void in his chest that used to be his heart is his inner 3rd testicle. This my friends is why Porno Dan is able to have sex a bizillion times in a day and just like Nick Manning drop numerous loads on unsuspecting whores daily. That said, good luck.
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