Happy New Year!Well as 2008 has closed out I feel like I should start this year on a new leg. I'm not to sure what exactly all of my New Year's Resolutions are but one of my main ones is to surf alot more. I'm also gonna take a little more time for myself and things that I enjoy. I guess surfing being one of them. I also want to move closer to the ocean, I think that would de-stress me and my life alot. That sounds like a great start. By my birthday in July I would love to be in a different space. I'm thinking one of 3 places. Malibu (if I can afford it, probably not) Costa Mesa (where I have alot of true friends) and the last place is Carpenteria (which I have loved ever since I was a kid) and sounds amazing as well. There is a surfboard shaper up there called Matt Moore who's boards are so f-ing good. It would be really cool to live up there. It's a little farther than I would like but sounds good. So there are a couple of my resolutions. Another one I have already started is to stop drinking socially, well at least make an attempt. It seems to get me in trouble and that is what I am trying to stay away from in 2009. Every time I have ever had anything bad happen to me either with friendships, girls, fights ect. it has all involved alcohol. I'm gonna try and drink way less for this new year. Well, happy New Year everyone. I hope it is a kick ass year for everyone. *One of my 2 beers consumed last night. Not bad for me.
An IPORN ChristmasFuck it, I have no idea why this damn link button isn't working. Bah Humbug! Check out the story here or use my link to Adult FYI on my link bar. Flipping amazing! Merry Christmas too all, well maybe not to all.www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=31971 HO HO HOHappy Holidays. Well the bug has finally caught me. Yesterday was my official last day shopping. I ran around down in OC yesterday and bought a couple of things for myself. Ordered a couple of new surfboards, picked up a board that Cordell had ready for me and a couple of board bags. Then had to run over to a meeting I had with Blisss magazine, it looks like I am going to be shooting some stuff for them this coming year which will be really cool. One of their staff guy there is an artist named Madsteez who is just insane! The guys art is so sick, check out his link on the side of my page. After that I ran up to Samys Camera in Hollywood to pick up my Mom's present. I wanted to grab her a cool little schwanky little digital point shoot that was totally mom friendly. After going through everything including the new Leica I ended up getting her a Nikon. Cool little guy, not too techy, you know how Mom's don't like super tech gadgets (well mine doesn't at least) Then I headed home to drop off my board & stuff and decided to head over to the mall with my friend. The Glendale Galleria to be exact bro! And then it hit me, at the fucking mall I actually started enjoying myself. Go figure, fucking 3 days before Christmas and I finally start enjoying myself. Lemme tell you this, I am going to super enjoy my time off over the holidays. Don't expect to hear from me for a bit. I'll be testing out my new quiver of boards! Happy Ho-Lidays People. Eat A Dump Out!GFY IS DOWN!AAAAAHHHHHHHH! My crack is broken! Fix it quick!Being Sick SucksWell it is officially cold out now. The seasons have more than officially changes and with that come my annual cold! This one doesn't seem as bad as the usual though. Last night I started to feel like crap and OD'd on vitamins, water and Emeregen C (or however you spell it) and woke up this am feeling kinda better. I have been on a pretty good working streak. I had Otto Bauer for Daring Media then Mr Crawford for Adam & Eve and some Brazzers and Shane's World in the mix as well. Doesn't surprise me that I am feeling a little under the weather. I'm not complaining though. I was pretty out of it last night though, actually a bit delerious to tell you the truth. Really nothing too fucking interesting to be honest. Maybe later today I will have something fun to say or better yet maybe even a cool picture. Sativa Rose is back in the business, I like her boobs. Shot Angelina Valentine again today for the 2 time in a week and boy is she fucking cute! Probably one of my favorites right now. God she reminds me of the ex when she fucks! Stay dry people.PS TO MY STALKERJust wanted to say HI!Fricken Amazingness Happens RandomlySo, last night was very interesting to say the fucking least. Laugh Factory, Les Deux, A Punch In The Face, Carl Cox and my good ol friend Captain & Coke. Well, to say the least it was interesting. But the main event of the evening was seeing Dane Cook. He was fucking hilarious. That's it.Just Fucking Amazingness-es![]() Uuuumm, are you kidding me in real life? This is what happens when you mix a fucked up mind like mine and a great graphic designer (lol) I really have to thank Voodoo for making this shit happen, he is the fucking bomb. I got alot of other things he's doin for me that are quite interesting as well. I'd give him a plug for his site but then it would take away from the time he's working with me (lol) Well, actually the bastard barely has time for my ass. Sick, sick stuff coming off his computer lately! Anyhow, not to blow myself up anymore but check out how creepy and perfect it is. Sticker's will be done by AVN so hit me up if your there and ask me for a creepy sticker for your creepy ass! Have a great weekend fucktards. I'm sure I'll have something from Adultcon for ya. Sweet teen Nikki Anne will do anything to be a star!
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Flakey Flakey Bitches!Oh my fucking god! Are you kidding me in real life? So my day yesterday could only be described as a fucking waste of my time! Well not a complete waste of my time but pretty damn close! I mean waking up at 6:45 am to sit and wait until 11 to shoot is lame. So the day went a little something like this. Wake up at 6:45, load truck full of alot of fricken equipment (way more than usual) leave for location (takes an hour to get there in the am) in Hollywood Hills (off Doheny & Sunset) Unload ridiculous amount of gear & set up (now it's 9 am & first girl is officially late) Set up and give her another 35 min (because we all know that bitches run late) call her cell and I get the old "I lost my phone deal" cool, count her out! On to damage control with girl 2. CAll her and see if she can get here a little earlier. She shows up and it's all gravy. Now on to girl 3 who is at a shoot, it's all good I knew that she was gonna be there. Call AIM to get girl 2 test results and she is posotive for either G or C and have to let girl 3 know. She then cancels because they were supposed to do a girl girl together. We make plans to re-schedule (all good) Then get the text from girl 4 saying "I hope that the content is exclusive, because that's all that I am really into doing" We'll of course it is but maybe that might of been a conversation you might want to have a day before the shoot day? Maybe even at the time you say yes. Anyway, I get another text form her about 15 minutes later saying that she had been crying and was really sad and wasn't coming. Are you fucking kidding me? 3 flakes! If it happens again the names are coming out! Actually 2 flakes and one no show (but for understandable reason) Now I know why directors are late and leave talent hanging! My time is worth way more than that. A BIG thank you goes out to the girl that did show up on time, I really appreciate it you responsible whore!WOW! This is super interestingCheck out this link (fix the fucking link again whores)http://www.pornnewz.com/2008/11/avn-supporting-piracy-via-avn-ads-program/ Gia Jordan, The Penthouse Party, A Random Call & A Goof WeekYeah that pretty much is the highlights of my week. I went to the Penthouse Party with a ridiculously hot girl. So ridiculously hot the the mear mention of her name in this post would spontaneously combust my computer so I'll just leave it at that. Ran into the second hottest thing I did all week which was meet Kayden Cross (god she is fucking hot too) Shit, not a bad week as far as hotties go! I was shooting for Ren Savant on his mega super uber big movie for Adam & Eve called really really ridiculously top secret. But she was in it and she is hot. She dates Erik Everhard which is not very hot because it's just not nice to think about her pretty pussy getting demolished by his penis. Then if it ever happens that I might get a piece (however small that might be) The though of his road cone will just make me give up (lol) Actually, maybe 5 minutes of furry is what she's looking for. Either way, she's hot. Lexi "Outch you fucking bit me so hard I am bleeding" Belle was there too. All the good whores! And me with my uber hottie , nah nah naaaaaaaah nah nah naaaaaaah. Gia Jordan aka "The Hottest Photographer Ever" was there too. She was kind of my second date. I walked her to her car because that is just the type of guy I am. See, I'm not an asshole to everyone, just the majority of you. She looked sexy as usual. Jeeze, good week Shameless. What else? Yeah, that's pretty much it. Oh wait, hung with Dan Miller for a bit, it was good to catch up with my little homie. That's it. Had some funny conversations with my pal TJ. Gotta say good luck to him, he's got some good shit going on. Check out there site www.itmodels.com (fix my fucking link button a-holes!)GO BUY MY MOVIE FUCKERS!Hahahaha, seriously if you want me to keep dealing with these ridiculous creatures called women then I'm going to have to go on alot of vacations. Alot of vacations means a much nicer me. Much nicer me means I can deal with alot more whores and make more movies. More movies means more money which equals another vacation. So go get a copy, I'm doing this for you (lol) God it's a vicious cycle.But Checkthis out! & another thing, I'm fucking pissed! I almost wrote some shit I'll probably be glad I didn't in a week (unlike this person). I have a hard time letting people & things go. Especially when they are wrong! What ever happened to giving someone the benefit of a doubt? (shit I wasn't even the one that fucked up!) Now it's fucking guilty till proven innocent. Ya know when you get mad and you wish (after the fact) that since you're getting blamed for what you didn't do, it almost would of been better if you did it. Wow, that's a mouth full (lol) Ya know, prove them right. Well that's how I feel. I'm pissed, still at work & all I wanna do is go to bed, fuck everyone... .. . Whores!A Note From CravenI usully wouldn't do this & my blog is no fucking heart wrenching, wipe you tears kind of place (unless I am writing about you) but Craven never asks me for fucking anything so of course I am going to throw up whatever he needs. So here's the plug bro. You can either send money to their myspace via emailing them or I will make sure 50% of whatever you send me get's to them (lol)Mr. Moorehead Writes: (ps I can't believe someone actually is worse at writing than me, nothing has been changed to keep the integrity of Cravens writing) Here's the link to his bulletin. ya know what, even better go to their fucking myspace Pitch in bitches! OMG! Funny VideosWell I've been collecting these funny videos now for a while. It's taken me a second to get this final cut thing down. I'm still not very good and my friend Smokey pretty much hates me now with all my questions. But a couple of them are up on our store, actually the new store, www.youtube.com/shamelessamateurs (fucking damn link button) A couple of them are funny, actually really funny. My personal favorite has already been deleted, it's called "Softcore Piledriver" and it stars Swiss Balls & Natalie Norton. In what could only be described as a masterpiece of digital media capturing (can't say film making I guess since it's not film) The technical master of my camera work is legendary. Nowhere in the world has someone captured the illusive "Softcore Piledriver" in such a romantic way (lol) Well, in it's 2 minutes of glory it was viewed my 98 lucky bastards. hopefully these will make it a little longer. Check em out! *The links on the side as well for those of you who can't cut and pasteBlah Blah Blah, You're A Dirty Whore!Jayme Langford retires. Whoop de fucking do. Hot girl that never took the dick and always had a lame attitude on set. This girl rubbed me the wrong way ever since I met her on set for Naughty America in a lame girl girl girl scene. She had the worst attitude ever then to top it off my friend (or so called friend) Joe Joe, aka Joe Joe Productions aka Porn Star Poacher #1 aka I own Craven Mooreheads house and he is having hard times so I let him crash there used to date her. Should of known right there. Anyways, bon-voy-age Ms. Langford. We will miss your read headed vagina getting tooled by toys. I'm sure we'll still be seeing you on Bella's site though.Forrest HumpAlright, well I saw one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time on this past trip. Now it's not very often that the crew and myself find the same things funny. Maybe me and my friend Smokey will laugh at something, maybe it's talent, maybe it's me and the producer but all of us? Not very often. Well when I see Smokey up on a hill looking like he just walked in on his parents banging I know it's gotta be goodl. So before he even yells for me I haul ass over and up this hill to see what he's laughing at. As I approach the top of the hill I hear it, the sound that Forrest Gump made in the movie. Ya know the sound when his Mom was bangin the teacher to get him in the not retarded school. Haaaaaah, Haaaaaaahhh, Haaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Kinda like a donkey. Well I get to the top of the hill and I see a fucking 4 way going on with these damn turtles or whatever the hell they are (I'm sure one of you fuckers will correct me) Fully fucking going at it. Well I haul ass back down to the car and get my camera and run back to get a pic and two had already stopped. So I risk life and limb and dive into the cage to get you, my readers the shot of the century. Shit, I was thinking of sending it in to National Geographic. Seriously though, they didn't take direction very well. It was kinda like shooting my friend Porno Dan. Either way it was hilarious and made my day.
Pinkie Finger UpdateWell the dang thing isn't broken but it's BIG! It look's like a finger version of Erik Everhards penis. So any girls that want to get ravaged by the biggest pinkie in porn hit me up.{ Last Page } { Page 1 of 43 } { Next Page } |
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