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HARD 13

Posted by eatadump
2:35 PM, Friday, March 12, 2010 .. Link

This weekend at the Club Nokia downtown LA. Check it.

Brynn Tyler in "Doggy Style"

Posted by eatadump
9:55 AM, Thursday, February 4, 2010 .. Link

Swiss Balls In "Softcore Piledriver"

Posted by eatadump
9:39 PM, Thursday, January 28, 2010 .. Link

Jayden Moore BTS

Posted by eatadump
9:35 PM, Thursday, January 28, 2010 .. Link

Tanner Mayes BTS

Posted by eatadump
9:32 PM, Thursday, January 28, 2010 .. Link

IM ON A BOAT!!!!!!!

Posted by eatadump
9:29 PM, Thursday, January 28, 2010 .. Link

FML V2 or I'm On A Boat, Whichever You Prefer

Posted by eatadump
12:31 AM, Thursday, January 28, 2010 .. Link

BLAH BLAH BLAH FML!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH ! Back to the old ways. Boats and Ho's Boats & Ho's

Sex Stills Done

Posted by eatadump
12:32 PM, Friday, January 8, 2010 .. Link

And just about ready to call it a wrap my friends. This should be a very interesting trip. Got a couple of good meetings set up, a dinner rendezvous with a beauty and who knows what else. Of course Porno Dan's Party this evening, Tomorrow walking the show and of course the awards show. Paul Poke-&-Fold is playing the AVN after party which should be awesome. Let's Do This Vegas.

OMG In Real Life????

Posted by eatadump
11:13 AM, Friday, January 8, 2010 .. Link

Ed Hardy has a fucking booth? WOW! WTF is really goin on? It's officially getting douchey-ier than normal huh.

VEGAS BABY

Posted by eatadump
11:11 AM, Friday, January 8, 2010 .. Link

So rumor has it that the show is small. I mean real small. I guess the B2B (business to business) section is upstairs on the floor as well. I think that those booths are alot cheaper too. God I'd be pissed if I payed a ton of money for a booth and here are the B2B booths on the floor.

I'm Not Even In Vegas & I Have

Posted by eatadump
11:07 AM, Friday, January 8, 2010 .. Link

Exclusive news. Rumor has it that someone got thrown in jail after having a fight with her boyfriend in the casino. I'm sure you'll hear who it is soon enough, just know that I knew 1st (lol). She's up for a ton of awards and I'm guessing that she's not going to be able to get back into the casino to sign. More to come... .. . She's my pal so I dont really wanna put her on blast but the fact that she beat up her dude is amazing though.

I Think

Posted by eatadump
8:58 PM, Wednesday, December 2, 2009 .. Link

I might send flowers with a card that says: ORAL ASSISTANT WANTED Assistant with excellent hand/o*ral skills for part-time position with clean, sophisticated male with excellent industry connections (HAHAHAHA). $500 per month, for perhaps 10 hours a month. Often less. Steady work for a bright interesting woman. All ages considered 18-30. Personality counts! Businesswomen preferred. All replies treated with total dis_cretion. Your privacy will be maintained at all times. Apply today with a small photo and an interesting email. Earn immediately. OK thats from Craigslist but it's a good start.

Something Interesting

Posted by eatadump
8:43 PM, Wednesday, December 2, 2009 .. Link

So, I'm not very excited to say this but it had been like 3 years since I had been to the dentist. Since I am a full time whore, whoreing my photo skills to a big porn company I have coverage. Go figure! Who would of ever thought I would have dental in porn. Anyhow, getting back to my story. I go to the fricken dentist. Dreading my cavity count. By my totals I was going to have like 3. I drink a ton of coffee and that damn vanilla sweetner cant be good for your tombstones. Anyhow, sign in, get greeted and whammy! The fucking dental assistant is a major babe. Not just like wow, LIKE WOW! Amazing. So here I am getting escorted back to my chair of pain & death by the Victoria's Secret of dental hygienists. I sit down for what now is not only going to be uncomfortable but now completely awkward hour of oral probing. The weirdest thing happened (besides my mild chubby) I was looking at her eyebrows. She had amazing, perfect eyebrows. Is it possible that I now have a new fetish? Out with the tan lines and full bush and in with the full eyebrows? Maybe living in Glendale is rubbing off on me. Anyhow, as I stared deeply into her eyes as she hit nerve after nerve I kinda realized I like this chick. And before I could even get a good sweat going she was done. She could be the perfect woman. Makes good money, doesn't talk back (actually she didn't even really talk at all) has a smoking body (even through those dickies I could tell) beautiful face and eyebrows (lol) and what did I do? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Fucking looser. Now I'm sitting here trying to figure out what to do besides wear my dunce cap. On a good note, I had no cavites. YEAH! Go figure.

Uuuuhh Hello?

Posted by eatadump
8:35 PM, Wednesday, December 2, 2009 .. Link

Can you say stoked? 2 AVN Noms. Best Amateur Release & Best Packaging. Fun stuff, see what happens when you actually care about your product? This is proof that just because you don't advertise in AVN it doesn't mean they wont recognize you. I'm poor, I don't have that kind of budget (lol) Thanks to my designer Todd T. That's it.

No Words.

Posted by eatadump
10:59 PM, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 .. Link

Fuck Fuck Fuck! Damn upload button. Well there is a really funny pic that is gonna go up here real soon.

BLACKBERRY TOUR ROCKS

Posted by eatadump
2:56 PM, Monday, November 9, 2009 .. Link

Just an FYI. I got a new phone & I love it.

Poached From XXX J's Blog

Posted by eatadump
2:56 PM, Monday, November 9, 2009 .. Link

iPorn Scam Revealed: User Numbers are a fraud–Francis Koenig ripping off advertisers Apparently it was not enough for Francis to rip off AdultVest investors for millions of dollars, now he has turned his sights on ripping off the adult industry itself. Francis has bilked lots of porn advertisers out of some big dollars by faking the iPorn user numbers. Not only does Francis claim that iPorn is worth $1 B, he is telling advertisers that iPorn has 500,000 unique users per day (the real number is 8K/day) and making copies of his Alexa ranking as proof. This is how he perpetrated his scam: In late May, iPorn’s Alexa ranking was 201,000. A few weeks later it was 2,986. This type of meteoric growth is nearly impossible. In iPorn’s case, it was fraudulent. Francis spent tens of thousands of dollars with traffic brokers to purchase garbage traffic — skimmed traffic redirects, pop-unders and 404 error redirects. In fact he purchased 25 million of these hits from one traffic broker alone. This is the kind of traffic that users have no idea how they got on a site and just click on the site to close it…before it pops up again…and again…and again. Of course nothing converts because these users never meant to go to the iPorn site in the first place and most leave within seconds – the amount of time it takes to find the close window button. Francis figured out how to game his Alexa rankings by throwing lots of dollars to get tens of millions of hits in a short period of time. Once iPorn broke into the top 3000 ranking on Alexa, Francis instructed his salespeople (most who have left the company because they did not want to be part of Francis’ fraudulent scheme) to make screen capture shots of the ranking and start ‘dialing for dollars’ calling every company that advertises on porn sites and getting pre-payments based on his Alexa ranking. Francis targeted a few of the larger companies to contact himself, to create six figure deals to rip them off personally. Surprisingly, many top companies fell for the scam and prepaid ad dollars, and a few of the larger companies entered into more complicated deals so that Francis could charge them the really big bucks. Some of these larger companies did a 2 or 3 day test to confirm the numbers. When this occurred, Francis purchased some higher quality traffic just during the test phase to be sure that the conversion rates were not in the toilette. After the test—and AFTER the money was wired into his bank account–Francis would turn off the higher quality traffic because he was losing money on it. This was a good scam because it is believed that Francis raked in well over $500,000 within the past month from his victims. Now, of course, there was the small problem of delivering on the numbers. Advertisers quickly started phoning iPorn demanding their money back. So Francis devised another scheme and ordered one of his techs to create a script to send 50% of this phony traffic directly to the advertisers on a rotation basis so they would see lots of clicks—but to have the traffic appear that it was coming from iPorn and not directly from the traffic brokers. The other 50% of the phony traffic still goes to iPorn to keep the Alexa rankings high so he can continue to perpetrate his scam. However, Francis does not want to blow all his new cash on traffic (he needs most of it to spend on his lavish lifestyle since he already blew all the AdultVest investors money), so you will see that his iPorn Alexa ranking has been slipping. And those poor advertisers, they are now getting clicks from users who not only have no idea who iPorn is, but have no idea how they got to the advertisers ads in the first place. Do you think there are good conversions going on? Well, I bet the advertisers know their not—and if they read this—they now will know why. But Francis has not stopped there. Quick recap: 1) Francis bilks well-heeled investors for millions in AdultVest, 2) Francis bilks porn advertisers and other big companies for hundreds of thousands. What is the encore? Now he has targeted the ‘little guy’ and trying to bilk people not in the industry out of their life savings by attempting to sell “iPorn clone sites” for $25K each. These clone sites are exact duplicates of the iPorn site, but with a different logo slapped on it—and Francis gets the cash upfront plus 50% of any ad revenue on the site. Now, these so called clone sites does not take very long to create and charging $2500 might be a stretch—but $25K is robbery. And of course, Francis is sending some of his phony traffic to the clone site (yes, he already found one poor sucker to take him up on his offer) to ‘prove’ that this was a legit deal. Well you can be the judge of this one. I finally come to the end of posting my iPorn expose. Fact is stranger than fiction and knowledge is power my friends—so anyone else that gets ripped off by Francis Koenig can’t say that they were not warned beforehand…unless of course they don’t read this forum. So do this industry a huge favor and share this posting wherever you can.

Rumors Rumors Rumors

Posted by eatadump
5:19 PM, Tuesday, November 3, 2009 .. Link

Anybody heard any good ones lately???? Vegas anyone?

FEDOR NOW ON RVCA

Posted by eatadump
5:09 PM, Tuesday, November 3, 2009 .. Link

Fedor Vladimirovich Emelianenko is now on the RVCA Team. How's that for a sick combo? BJ Penn, Vitor Belfort & Fedor. Amazing! Not to mention the supporters, looks like RVCA is taking a big bite out of the MMA apple! Check the link to see their site.

Could Not Disagree More

Posted by eatadump
4:39 PM, Tuesday, November 3, 2009 .. Link

With the comments made on www.411mania.com about Brock Lesnar. Brock is not someone I would want to hang out with. I think he looks like an idiot most of the time to tell the truth. I think he brought too much WWF aggro shit into MMA but that being said he seems like he's mellowed out alot lately too. Pretty much anyone who wears Affliction in probably not someone I would care to be hanging out with. But his domination of his fights are not on weight only. Look back to Rickson Gracies fights especially vs Zulu (link broken) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEWUmDk9xhw there is a 40 pound weight difference and Zulu gets dominated so that throws the weight issue right out the window. I would say that technique has alot to do with fights as well. He has to have some kind of skill to keep Randy down for that long. I give props to anyone who gets into the octagon. Brock a douche? Maybe. Dominant force now? Yes. Forever? No. Do I smell a Brock vs Kimbo soon??? You heard it here 1st (lol)

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