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Rick Shameless PSSSST Wanna Good Time? August 21, 2010

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1:29 PM, Wednesday, July 28, 2010 .. Link

I finally got my invite done this evening for my upcoming show and the book layout is done! Stoked to see my project taking wings. Rick Shameless | Psssst Wanna Good TIme? Opening: August 21st, 2010 | 7-10pm Show runs: August 21st, 2010 - September 25, 2010 933 North Highland Avenue Hollywood, CA 90038 323.856.5280 Click the invite to see it bigger or check Rick Shameless.com for info

RickShameless.com Launches!

Posted by eatadump
1:30 PM, Tuesday, June 29, 2010 .. Link

Check out the new blog RickShameless.com I had to get something running that was a little less 1984. Actually it's pretty fucking retro if you ask me. I can just do alot more shit there. Plus people think this is a scat site lol. Fuck off, check it out.

If Your Gonna Play Drums Then Do It Like This!!!!!!!!!!!

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1:02 PM, Monday, June 28, 2010 .. Link

IF MY GAY FRIENDS POST THIS SHIT THEN YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT TOO!

Posted by eatadump
2:37 PM, Thursday, June 10, 2010 .. Link

REALLY COOL.

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1:37 PM, Thursday, June 10, 2010 .. Link

One More Thing

Posted by eatadump
6:45 PM, Wednesday, June 9, 2010 .. Link

After checking out the footage it looks like he had a rope attached to him. Now everyone is gonna say, hey jackass he got tasered. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know he did, but after that when he is falling, it looks like there is a rope attached to something. Like he attached it to the cliff, or tried to and was gonna crawl down. Weird.

OMFG HAVE YOU SEEN THIS???????

Posted by eatadump
6:40 PM, Wednesday, June 9, 2010 .. Link

CRAZY!

Is There A "Very Best Of Casey Porker?"

Posted by eatadump
6:31 PM, Wednesday, June 9, 2010 .. Link

Sorry guys, and I know that the guys at Shane's World are the homies, BUT (and that's a BIG BUTT no pun intended) wouldn't there have to be a good or redeeming quality in a human being for there to be a best of? Oh wait, maybe it was the amount of doughnuts she could consume ROFL! There are only a couple people in this business I really don't dig, Casey Porker just happens to be one of them. And it all started off so nice, as she was getting passed around the crew. Back when she was good from all angles. Check out the movie because it has all her good scene's in it. I've seen the thing. A couple shot by me, a couple by the homie Smokey. THE END... .. .

OMFG ROFL TODAY!

Posted by eatadump
2:40 PM, Tuesday, June 8, 2010 .. Link

Time Well Spent Over With The Immoral Camp

Posted by eatadump
2:14 PM, Tuesday, June 8, 2010 .. Link

Spent some time over with my pal Porno Dan and the Immoral Productions camp last night. Shot a box cover for him with Amy Brooks and McKenzee (forgive the misspelling) Anyhow, finished the shoot and headed over the the usual Chatsworth dive of a Mexican food restaurant Los Toros. Which by my standards is bottom of the barrel Mexican. I mean barely better and sometimes worse that Taco trucks. Which I love the Kogi BBQ truck by the way. Anyway after that headed back to the studio to drop Dan off and Jim was there. Stopped in and had a big laugh with Jim. For those of you that do not know Jim Powers, he is by far one of the funniest people in the business. His humor is sick and twisted and that's probably why we get along so good. As soon as I walk in he goes into the the Ginsu Murders and Steve Driver. Blah Blah Blah, you know him. He was one of the Bukkaki guys. Well that narrows it down Jim. I've shot a couple of the Bukkaki's with Jim and they are interesting to say the least. Turns out I did meet Driver. Driver is "Monster Hands" the guys signature was he'd wear these fake rubber monster hands and when he'd cum on the girls face he'd yell "MOOOOONNNNNNNNSTER HAAAAAAAAAAANDS" every fucking time I would be on the floor laughing my ass off. Well we go into further talks as we stalked his myspace page and found out my buddy, Mr Porno Dan was the next on his hit list. Turns out he had some vendetta against him. Well not to say I wish bad things on anyone but I'm glad Dan's OK. What a trip that this happened. The fucker was holled up, sleeping in his car for a couple of days right up in the hills. Thank god no one else got hurt and my feelings go out to everyone that was hurt. Jesus H people, WTF??? This is porn, arent we just supposed to worry about girls being late, Gonorrhea & Chlamydia and maybe guys using too much Caverject? Now we got postal mopes too???? Maybe my rate needs to go up. WTF... .. .

HARD 13

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2:35 PM, Friday, March 12, 2010 .. Link

This weekend at the Club Nokia downtown LA. Check it.

Brynn Tyler in "Doggy Style"

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9:55 AM, Thursday, February 4, 2010 .. Link

Swiss Balls In "Softcore Piledriver"

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9:39 PM, Thursday, January 28, 2010 .. Link

Jayden Moore BTS

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9:35 PM, Thursday, January 28, 2010 .. Link

Tanner Mayes BTS

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9:32 PM, Thursday, January 28, 2010 .. Link

IM ON A BOAT!!!!!!!

Posted by eatadump
9:29 PM, Thursday, January 28, 2010 .. Link

FML V2 or I'm On A Boat, Whichever You Prefer

Posted by eatadump
12:31 AM, Thursday, January 28, 2010 .. Link

BLAH BLAH BLAH FML!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH ! Back to the old ways. Boats and Ho's Boats & Ho's

Sex Stills Done

Posted by eatadump
12:32 PM, Friday, January 8, 2010 .. Link

And just about ready to call it a wrap my friends. This should be a very interesting trip. Got a couple of good meetings set up, a dinner rendezvous with a beauty and who knows what else. Of course Porno Dan's Party this evening, Tomorrow walking the show and of course the awards show. Paul Poke-&-Fold is playing the AVN after party which should be awesome. Let's Do This Vegas.

OMG In Real Life????

Posted by eatadump
11:13 AM, Friday, January 8, 2010 .. Link

Ed Hardy has a fucking booth? WOW! WTF is really goin on? It's officially getting douchey-ier than normal huh.

VEGAS BABY

Posted by eatadump
11:11 AM, Friday, January 8, 2010 .. Link

So rumor has it that the show is small. I mean real small. I guess the B2B (business to business) section is upstairs on the floor as well. I think that those booths are alot cheaper too. God I'd be pissed if I payed a ton of money for a booth and here are the B2B booths on the floor.

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